Play With Food

[faerytale-wings]

Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

[faerytale-wings]

It’s important you all know he has this opened on his second monitor, delightedly refreshing it every few minutes to read the notes.

[radwolf76]

[faerytale-wings]

I don’t even need to update him, he’s still reading the tags.

He also took the opportunity on our monthly discord call last night to proudly inform his mom and sister of his recent tumblr fame.

He perhaps did not consider that he might have to explain “top or bottom queen” to his mom.

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[playwithfood]

#truth

[owlet]

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

[playwithfood]

It’s all about that eyebrow.

[tearlessrain]

Okay can we as a society please make a decision about whether MLM means “men loving men” or “multilevel marketing” because it’s making things very confusing

Like if someone complains about MLM’s indoctrinating people do they hate pyramid schemes or are they a midwestern homophobe. We just don’t know. It’s definitely not both.

[playwithfood]

Stages of marriage

“I can’t stop looking at you. “

“You never look at me!”

“Can you look at this?”

[montereybayaquarium]

May I have an adorabilis in this troubling time? Haven't been home to see the fishes in so long...

One Opisthoteuthis adorabilis flapjack octopus coming right up! 

[playwithfood]

The octopus I didn’t know I needed today.

[neverbiso]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[sizvideos]

[larebellefleur]

They’re not wrong.

[tookingabout]

Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here.

[pointedahead]

Honestly these kids are spot on.

[writing-and-snark]

i’ve been literally every single one of those adults

[playwithfood]

These kids pay attention on Take Your Child to Work day.

[cutenessradar]

Boop Boop Boop

[catchymemes]

Anti wolf heck collar

“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

[heatandapathy]

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

[fairygothprince]

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

[littlecofiegirl]

All I see are Good Pupps. 

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[playwithfood]

Um you’re a Kerry Butler fan????? There are more of us????? I’m absolutely in LOVE with her

Yes! She’s amazing. If you haven’t heard the interview on Judy Gold’s podcast (Kill Me Now), go listen to it. That’s what pushed me into total fandom.

[nerdgasmgalore44]

no one:

me: Why are people not stanning the absolute queen P!nk!? She is still making beautiful and relevant music and selling out world tours, but people are still sleeping on her. She just released the music video to her recent single “Walk Me Home,” directed by Michael Gracey (director of The Greatest Showman!) from her new album Hurts to be Human, because she is a GODDESS but NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HER!?!?

[middleagedwomen-curves]

Just wanted to bring Kerry Butler to your attention in case you’re not familiar with her because WOW 😍😍😍

she’s pretty! And if she works in theater, I already admire her and love her

[playwithfood]

“If she works in theater” holy cow she’s a legend. Check YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCx7rIrmEy-eu4SXZCWs4yfg

plus, she’s hilarious. Listen to the Judy Hold Kill Me Now podcast interview with her.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gonehometoyavin4withpoe-blog]

Really.

[playwithfood]

Please.

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[auckie]

Hey followers check out this fat ass mouse!

[bnprime]

heathen! it’s a pika! they’re not mice (rodents), they’re lagomorphs (bunnies). they live on top of mountains, because they’re from back in the ice age, and only mountain tops have the appropriate climate anymore. they don’t hibernate in the winter,  so they spend the summer gathering flowers and hay they dry their crops in the sun and then store them in underground burrows to eat all winter. they also hop around and shout “meep meep meep” at you

[playwithfood]

Meep meep meep