You can't say my name

I'm super fun and probably not a waste of your time

[gaal-dornick]

I fear I’m not meant for greatness. We all fear, but fear can be a gift.

THE GREEN KNIGHT | dir. David Lowery

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Twist : all of them have except Rachel

[Credit to @newdirctions for the pretty icons]

[okayysophia]

[generaljinjur]

And the follow up:

#you should have asked what my thoughts and prayers were FOR exactly

[chaosbeautiful]

[skunkovich]

Ma’am… the whore is coming from inside the house…

[hunyvoiced]

[alisonzai]

[sluttynurse]

true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys

[yakultic]

relevant twitter meme

[movedto-rimmymftim]

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[normal-horoscopes]

The Signs and w̸̡̛͇͙͚͎̯̪̜̖̻̣͕̘̼͍̯̦̮̳͠h̫͓͖̦̠̯̰̜̥̰̲̝̻͈̮͘͘͢ͅa͏̵͚̻͓͈͕͔͍̟͕t̵̵̡͍̺͓̜̻̺̞̻̰͙͙͢

Aries: A harbinger of death and ill tidings, a specter of ill fortune across almost every culture on earth. Very pettable.

Taurus: Something long lived. So long lived that its scales have layers like the earths crust. Long forgotten weather systems trapped beneath its hide.

Gemini: One of many, or many of one, or a single part of a larger but singular whole. The roots go deep.

Cancer: Four black wings like a storm, talons remarkably like whaling hooks and a face of flawless white porcelain. 

Leo: An artificial guardian that completed its job too well. It fears fire.

Virgo: A collector of the blind and lost. Those who could see its face would never trust it.

Libra: What used to be worshiped as a god of the hunt, now trapped in a tangle of roots and cabled under a post-soviet radio tower.

Scorpio: Something that can speak several things at once. Its voice is maddening but it desires companionship.

Ophiuchus: Something that seems to think it is a doctor of some sort.

Sagittarius: Bits of feeling and memory from a thousand thousand wearers simply expanding to fill the space.

Capricorn: Something that learned its purpose and then proceeded to hunt and kill the person responsible. 

Aquarius: A memory of something. As it moves it leaves an afterimage.

Pisces: Something that was never supposed to happen, an accidental production of a horrible process. Beauty from nothing. 

[spitandvinegar]

If anyone ever accuses you of doing something “for attention,” simply gaze heroically into the middle distance and murmur, “like Lord Byron before me.”

[alpacamyhedgehog]

#once again#the internet returns to its hobby#of dragging Lord Byron 

I have a literature degree, and I’d just like you all to know that this is a Good and Valid hobby and it has my full support.

[she-nya-nigans]

I love cats because to them, every window is a nice view. Doesn’t matter if it’s looking out at the side of some buildings, an alleyway, or even a dumpster, they’ll always love it

[sabertoothwalrus]

she really said meep

[mistakenz]

[dulcetcrossing]

Dylan Sprouse really just went to someone’s island to sell his turnips??!?

This is so wholesome, he seems so nice!

[jandjsalmon]

The follow up is adorable too. Sweet.

[doubleca5t]

[normal-horoscopes]

FOR THOSE THAT DONT UNDERSTAND THE LAST BIT:

METAL RAT IS THE KIDS CHINESE ZODIAC AND COROSPONDING WU XING ELEMENT

ALSO UNRELATED BUT Æ ISNT PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT

[normal-horoscopes]

ALSO THERE IS NO SR-17 GRIMES MEANS THE SR-71 BLACKBIRD

[normal-horoscopes]

THE NAME IS APPARENTLY PRONOUNCED "JOSH"

[dirtreally]

everyone shut up for like 10 minutes i gotta do something

[dirtreally]

yea bitch

[thgirwemailliw1]