YOUR SHIP IS SHIT

dedicated to pointing out why your ship is problematic. this is not serious REQUESTS ARE CLOSED submit shit learn shit

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Comashipping

Pokemon

Your ship is problematic because:

-Paul is a complete asshole

-Ash doesn’t even know what love is

-Also obvs nobody is gay in Pokemon because its a kids show

-They’re 10 you sick fucks

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ok. that break from posting was a lot longer than expected. i fully intend to add some of these requests to the queue soon. thanks for your patience.

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REQUESTS ARE OFFICIALLY CLOSED.

ANY SENT THROUGH SUBMISSIONS TO CIRCUMVENT THE CLOSED ASK BOX WILL BE DELETED.

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-insert obligatory weed joke here-

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Good luck with your school things!

thanks!

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You should probably close your ask box before you get an overload of messages! at least until you're ready to get things done again aha.

yeah i’ve been wanting to i just haven’t gotten around to it cuz I’m on mobile most of the time! it will be closed soon though. thanks!

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CROC IS CURRENTLY DOING HER BEST TO NOT FLUNK OUT OF UNIVERSITY IN HER FINAL YEAR SO SHE WILL NOT BE COMPLETING REQUESTS FOR PROBABLY A WEEK OR TWO SORRY

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KLEMA

ACE ATTORNEY

Your ship is problematic because:

-They dislike each other

-Ema would most likely stuff snackoos up Klavier’s nose while he’s sleeping

-And Ema will one day wake up to find her drawer stuffed full of bouquets of flowers and Gavinner’s merchandise and it will end up flooding her apartment, and it will take a day to sort everything out

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TORIELxSANS

UNDERTALE

Your ship is shit because:

- Sans could never ask Toriel out - cuz he has no guts

- toriel could never date sans - cuz you know he’d just get her goat 

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MOMOHIBI

KAGEROU PROJECT

Your ship is shit because:

- “old lady” is not a good pet name (unless you’re into some weirdass shit)

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FROBIN

ONE PIECE

Your ship is problematic because:

- NEITHER OF THESE PROPORTIONS WORK ON THEIR OWN, LET ALONE TOGETHER - HER BOOBS - HIS SHOULDER BOOBS - JUST NO

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CAEJOSE

JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

- don’t date someone who deals with people they don’t like - by throwing spaghetti at them

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LINGFAN

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Your ship is shit because:

- she’d kick his ass. seriously kick his ass.

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SORKAI

KINGDOM HEARTS

Your ship sucks because:

- her heart was hidden WITHIN sora’s??? wow such patriarchy

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RISTELLE

TALES OF VESPERIA

Your ship is problematic because:

- rita is too short. very short. when will people learn height differences are  unacceptable as they make kissing. very much more difficult.

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okay but consider this: i love you

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omg do rickmorty because i Hate it

im pretty sure we’ve done this