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People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

doggy-puppy-indulgence

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

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i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

sapphireswimming

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

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babydreamgirl-deactivated201902

This is my last two brain cells

ojalla

me: *speaks it into existence* :)))

universe:

theonion

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

I think, therefore

proton-packs

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

i wish i could be 20 forever

hypokeimena

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

teuer

me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working

#LMAO #me mopping at pump It Up

lagonegirl

cowboydevito

passing a group of men in public:

fourtccn

you bought a car

you named it

brad

you loved brad

but then

you totaled him

you two had been through everything together

three boyfriends

two jobs

nothing could replace brad

but then

liberty mutual calls

and you break into your happy dance

stukky-deactivated20170404

pronouns: hoe/hoeself

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houdinia

shailene woodley at the met gala 2018

colombianomarica

Now come on miss blade runner armor!!!

jumex

Hate this

hoebutmadefashion

she fully looks like a runescape npc

lunaeregia

once the graphics load her on her dress y’all are gonna GAG

animated-butts

"The story of a boy who became a man... By becoming a bear."

This movie is way too under appreciated in my opinion… The fandom is practically non-existent…

And I don’t understand why? The plot was fantastic.

All of the characters were lovable.

There was no one that you absolutely could not stand.

The “bad guy” was actually the main character, Kenai. Which was an interesting twist for Disney.

But by building a bond with this young cub (Koda), and seeing the world through the eyes of a bear, he realized that he (as a man) had been the monster… Not bears.

I mean, talk about character development…

Koda: Those monsters are really scary… Especially with their sticks.

And for me, this scene right here was one of my most emotional Disney moments. You can’t even here Kenai telling the actual story… But you can see their facial expressions and you can just feel it. You know exactly what he’s saying to Koda.