[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[elitesingles]

[distractedboyfriend]

[classicalliberalleague]

art imitates life, life imitates art

[the-grey-tribe]

gluttony vs lust

[gummi-waffen]

The face of a man that knew exactly what he was doing.

[recommend]

Jimmy Fallon Asked for Beach Fails and the Internet Delivered

[teenscoolest]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[improvisedmanifesto]

I hate this song but love this video

[toastbutteregg]

[stability]

[recommend]

Wholesome Interactions Between Strangers That Will Bring a Smile to Your Face (x)

[neckweararchive-blog]

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[narcotic]

what state do you live in?

Usually denial 

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[weenkinks]

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[chubbythecorgi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming

[led-leviathan]

But everything changed when the Fire Bears attacked