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Golden heart, rebel fist

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[eerian-sadow]

That. Includes. Hiring.

That. Includes. Scheduling.

That. Includes. Firing.

That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[dragonofeternal]

Bob is made by Japanese artist Ahnitol! He holds pens! He comes in many colors!

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[bogleech]

I saw this video and thought maybe the octopus just gave up on eating a shark, but, that shark was absolutely doomed if that's what the octopus really intended. I can't find anything about them eating parasites, but it's something they could certainly figure out how to do anyway.

If it's not trying to eat the shark OR eat parasites, the third possibility is that grabbing and releasing a shark is fun and amusing to it, which is how captive octopuses already treat toy boats.

[ejacutastic]

[everythingfox]

The cat is waiting for his interview and the newscaster won’t stop laughing. How rude and unprofessional

[animentality]

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[rylandsgrace]

[stardust-devi]

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

[sebdoesnothing]

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[trashcora]

John Boyega Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions | WIRED

[strongermonster]

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

[thenatsdorf]

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only valid twitter thread

[peachdoxie]

Alright, who’s gonna draw the fanart of Toothless in a tux

[vulture-jack]

A fancy boy. 

[nightfurylover1112]

I’m just gonna keep reblogging this.

[mybrainrots]

The name’s Less, ToothLess.

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[dajo42]

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller