Titan killing, long term booty call.

Chris. 20. MN ✈ MO. Rugby is my life. Trans guy who's always down for an adventure.

[homoluigi]

I love to assert the pedestrian right-of-way. What the fuck are you going to do? Murder me with your vehicle? Lol

[cute-animals-only]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

a productive what now?

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

like I'm sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. "we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here's how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!"

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

... I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

[hjartasalt]

"Sorry, I'm afraid I can't have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session"

[themoonbase]

[amygdalae]

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[mayothompson]

“i’m chilling”, i say as i’m obviously and visibly spiraling out of control,

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toastbutteregg]

[swan-heda]

my new favorite thing is adding “bitch” to the end of Clexa quotes.

“You’re the one who burned three hundred of my warriors alive, bitch.” “You’re the one who sent them there to kill us, bitch.”

“That’s what it means to be a leader, Clarke. The truth is, we must look into the eyes of our warriors and say, “Go die for me bitch.”

“Jus drein, jus daun bitch”

“Not everyone. Not you bitch.”

“What did you do bitch?” “What you would’ve done. Saved my people bitch.” “Where are my people bitch?” “I’m sorry. They weren’t part of the deal bitch.”

“Don’t be afraid. Death is not the end bitch.”

“You went to all that trouble to capture me just to let me go bitch?” “I went to all that trouble to save you bitch.” “You know when I could’ve use saving? When you abandoned me in Mount Weather bitch.” “Clearly, you didn’t need my help bitch.” “Clearly bitch.”

“If you betray me again bitch…” “I won’t bitch.”

“I’m glad you came bitch.” “Me too bitch.”

“I never thought I’d see you again bitch.” “I told you my spirit would choose wisely bitch.”

inspired by (x)

[swan-heda]

Clarke: *looks at Lexa* 

Lexa: 

[sabrinushka]

XD

[femininenachos]

Also Lexa when Clarke looks at her:

[swan-heda]

@femininenachos Lexa after reading your addition to the post:

[femininenachos]

@swan-heda Lexa’s other late-night reading material.

[butmakeitgayblog]

Why do they trust y'all with internet access

[femininenachos]

My most cursed manips.

[swan-heda]

@femininenachos today’s the day you get to revisit your sins.

[allsortsoffuckedup]

The entire Clexa fandom, having not watched t100 in four years, scrolling down their feed rn:

[anxietyproblem]

[weirdosandcoins]

I hate when twitter makes sense

[avatar-yang]

The guest star who stole the show

[lujain-37]

لعلَّ البلاء الذي لا تُحبُّه، يقودك إلى قدرٍ جميلٍ لم تكُن تحلُم به. 💜

[themusingmuslim]

Translation: "Perhaps the misfortune that you do not like, leads you to a beautiful destiny that you never dreamed of."

[jrcbouillabaisse]

[mage-pie]

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

[of-the-yellow-ajah]

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

[pawprins]

are you satan