Just Suckin Som Toes

I'm Taylor I’m just doing the bare minimum

[ginger-ale-official]

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

[seacow-party]

we touch

[visionaryness]

i get

[jurassic-parkranger]

this feeling

[starry-eyed-darling]

And every time we kiss

[a-bed-of-moss-deactivated202605]

i swear I could fly

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.

[dxppercxdxver]

physically incapable of being upset by being rickrolled. if it’s well executed i get to engage in the playful wink-nod with the jokester. and if it’s obvious. well then i just get to see my beautiful friend rick astley

[cpericardium]

[homunculus-argument]

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

[secondlifep]

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[aangarchy]

I love how Zuko's perception of the gaang must have done a complete 360 after joining them like

Zuko, before joining: this is a group of extremely skilled benders, i must be prepared for any possible situation when i run into them

Zuko, right after joining: wait a minute these aren't trained warriors they're bunch of goofy kids that have somehow survived without adult supervision all this time, i shouldn't have been so worried

Zuko, seeing Katara bloodbend: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what-

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

girls should be paid 1000 a day to dilly dally

[starjasmines]

sorry this joint looks so bad im only five

[ghostxlamb]

oh god its happening help

[omegaverse]

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

[omegaverse]

[corpish]

wishing you all a belated throat fuck thursday and a happy fat cock friday

[waspcup]

Dear God

[waspcup]

there’s beasts in there…

[waspcup]

[crabussy]

[huffylemon]

[daddyfuckedme]

[clockmocker]