YourFavRat

Dr Pepper can give me a full physical exam Slytherin, asexual, rat. Gender.

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[anxietyproblem]

[y-that-crazy-five-foot-two-chick]

[ketenkusu]

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

[actualmythicalcreature]

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

[therainshallmakeadoor-deactivat]

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

[dangerously-human]

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[fallout-lou-begas]

you don't have to advertise that to me, i'm already well aware

[fallout-lou-begas]

is this before or after the hand stuff

[fallout-lou-begas]

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

[dear-ao3]

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Beautiful thing happening with my four year old angel boy child, he is angrily singing “uptown funk you up UPTOWN FUNK YOU UP” over and over again while putting down blocks building a giant gravel wall in minecraft

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Tyra Bangs

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[dogpuppy]