dumpster raccoon

19! a walking disaster! bi? ace? straightn’t!

[hucklerabbot-and-rock]

[longlostx11]

All of us.

[lostlamblizzie]

[longlostx11]

All of us.

[timelooplesbianlesbianlooptime]

‘i chose to stay silent’

the face i stay silent with

[lalagrace]

Just watched The Odyssey and I need the amazing writers of tumblr to pls give me some Telemachus content AND Odysseus content PLEASE

Literally begging right now🙏🙏

[notreallyastarr]

Andrew "Pope" Cody who asks you if he needs to take care of a guy for you, and you laugh it off thinking he's joking... Then later does something --unrelated-- that makes you realize he wasn't joking...

[your-local-dumpster-fire-007]

i need a wonderful author to compose these fanfic ideas to isabel larosa’s songs 😼

1. i’m thinking of titus danforth x older

2. LITERALLY ANY SHAWN CHARACTER but im leaning towards jack?? jack x american wedding.

idk i’m just thinking out loud…

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[your-local-dumpster-fire-007]

season three is set a day after veterans day. if noah wyle dares hurt my unc peepaw peoples princess im driving to LA and fighting

(also image creds to the creator on pinterest)

[your-local-dumpster-fire-007]

HAPPY JACK ABBOT DAY!

[your-local-dumpster-fire-007]

i forgot to mention to those who celebrate 🫪

[voidsagent]

happy 4th to my sweet jack abbot !! hope your shift is less crazy than last year. HOOAH !! <3

[your-local-dumpster-fire-007]

HAPPY JACK ABBOT DAY!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"