Fundamental

26 || he/him || Texan || better days will come

[la-laborista-republiko]

[tlaloc]

i love that it’s pikachu saying this bc pikachu attained freedom by electrocuting the fuck out of ash and outright refusing to get into the fucking pokeball

[trashboat]

yes i do the cooking

yes i do the cleaning

[trashboat]

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

[bad-comic-art]

Hawk & Dove #7 (2012) art by Rob Liefeld

[worsening-bad-comic-art]

[bonelord10000]

[unclefather]

do you love the color of the sky

[nerdwithnoshoes]

@.bestie

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[artqueer-blog]

[lowernorfair-deactivated2022011]

[iguanamouth]

[inaminadikaaa]

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[electrovert]

anime protagonists explaining to the villain how they’re going to win with the power of love and friendship

[foolishmeowing]

The Hard Problem should have thousands and thousands of people devoting their lives to it. It is more important than anything that isn’t a direct medical/political/environmental/etc lifesaving movement because it reveals deeper fundamentals of our existence and the nature of the universe at large than psychology, biology, or physics. Metaphysics cannot be dispensed with by an honest society. It is to be struggled with to the death, for every inch without end, never abandoned, only delayed and rerouted.

[argumate]

I disagree with this, but the nature of the way you’ve framed the problem makes it impossible to express exactly why you are wrong.

[socialistexan]

Lets say you spend 1000 on rent and utilities. And lets say you make around 4000 a month. 300 to 400 a month on food. And about 1000 (that's very generous) on other expenses. In a month. Whered the other 1500 or so go?

Here’s the problem, mate, I make about $2700 a month, and I make well above minimum wage. $17/hr full time in fact.

$17*40h*4w = $2720/month, and that’s before health insurance, taxes, and 401k.

The fact that people think working class folks make $4000/month ($25/hr by the way) just tells me capitalist neo-liberal propoganda has been extremely effective at poisoning people’s brains.

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

[jupiter235]

OP Tell them I love them!

[thesurroundingbeauty]

@handsomepeacock

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[i-am-verybusy]

some writer snob somewhere: Do not start sentences with But or And because doing so is grammatically incorrect.

me, writing my fic: But I don’t care. And you can’t stop me.

[bich-the-moss]

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

[ziraseal]

[nerdwithnoshoes]

Prescriptive v descriptive, bitch 👏🏼

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[brucespringsteen]

goodnight moon goodnight stars goodnight every single feral cat good night bruce springsteens born to run

[pissvortex]