Me being Fandom Trash

Hi there. *awkwardly waves* Just excuse me while I fangirl

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[roszy]

nothing but respect for my president

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

Announcement to whoever’s reading

Hey you,

Yes you,

Stand up,

Go on, stand up,

Whether you’re at home,

Or in a queue,

Or desperately trying to avoid eye contact with someone you know but don’t know well enough to say hi to,

Stand up,

Because life’s short,

Stand up because you are you,

You are unique and no one can ever be you,

There is no one like you on the planet,

And that makes you amazing,

Who cares about society’s standards,

Fuck that,

Because when we only last for so long,

Life is too short to give a rats ass what anyone thinks,

As long as you love yourself,

No one can take that away from you,

No one can change you,

As long as you don’t want them too,

No ones opinion of you will speak louder than your own,

So, what I’m trying to say is,

Love yourself with your entire being,

Head, shoulders, knees and toes,

Who cares what anyone else thinks,

Because the ones who matter,

Are the ones who see you how you really are:

MAGNIFICENT

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

Actual Real-Life Things I Have Done And Said In The Last Week

Walked like 600 metres in the 800m race

Yeeted a bouquet of flowers while shouting this bitch empty (idek?)

Tried to use an eos as glue

Realised eos works as well as the glue sticks at school

Quoted vines for literally 2+ hours solid

Fangirled so hard over the Red Scrolls of Magic teasers *ASDFGHJKL*

“Why can’t libraries deliver so I don’t have to socialise with ANYONE”

Been hit in the face by a plant x2

Finished Clockwork Prince and Lady Midnight

Fangirled about them to literally anyone

Realised I haven’t done any homework that is due the next day wooooooo

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[huffle-poof-blog]

Things the Hogwarts Houses say

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

“If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 

 "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”

“Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”

“Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”

“Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”

“You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME”

“Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”

“Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”

“Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”

“This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”

(crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

 "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"

“What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"

“Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”

“I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”

“What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”

“Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”

“No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”

“You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go”

“I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”

“Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”

(crying) “I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

“I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”

“Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”

“What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”

“Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”

“Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”

“Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”

“Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”

“Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”

“I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”

“I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

“Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”

“Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”

“Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”

“If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”

“Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”

“Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”

“But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”

“Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”

“My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”

“I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”

“What do you mean I look smug this is my normal face”

[oblivionsdream]

@cassandraclare *slides over random fan art* I’ll trade you a picture of Jace for a happy ending in QoAaD. Pls?

[cassandraclare]

*winks* I dunno what I can promise, but you’re definitely softening my heart!

[allblackdjh]

Reblog if you think boys can wear makeup!

I’m trying to prove people wrong.

I think boys can wear makeup, and I hate seeing people bring them ( boys wearing makeup) down.

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

This isn't a fandom thing but still

[minuty]

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Charles Bukowski (via minuty)

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

sh writers: so we are playing with the idea of breaking malec up for a bit... wait matt, matt come back, its just an idea, hey matt come back.

[thestudyfeels]

hello, people! summer break just started for me and i’m so excited for what’s to come! i figured that making a masterpost would make it official and also would give everyone some ideas how to spend it fruitfully!! let’s begin fellas :’)

- the day school ends -

aka the day when you realize that you have days and days ahead of you and don’t know where to start

deep clean your room – this will give you he feeling that summer has actually begun and plus you now have a clean room haha

make a new playlist (a big one, okay?) – these are super fun to make and also summer does deserve some new funky and sporty songs in its bag

relax – go pamper yourself; get that double scoop ice-cream, go to spa, maybe get your nails and hair done. you have survived till summer break and you deserve this!

try to sort out your tasks and assignments into your planner – I know this can be tough, especially at the start when holidays have just begun; but try to at least plan out for the next week or two. maybe you want to work on that essay or write out those notes – planning will def help you to feel organized and get back your life in place.

- the following weeks -

gET THAT SHIT DONE NOW!!! SERIOUSLY DO IT!! DON’T PUT IT OFF TILL THE LAST WEEK!!! DO IT FAM, DO IT!!! (im low-key saving your butts with this tip, please listen to me) – write out those essays till they are perfect, solve that problem set till its ingrained in your brain, do your readings and write those notes. do it!!

combine that shit with fun stuff (see below) don’t burn yourself out please. and most importantly do not stress!!!11!!!!!

connect with people. call that friend you forgot about and that aunt who has been asking you over for dinner for ages. summer gives you the time to rekindle your relationships and seriously though, connecting with people will make your life much happier.

get a new hobby!! do you draw? paint? write? whatever you do – start doing it. use that time which you spend on the internet in exploring your passions and finding your interests.

seriously though, do that work first.

- some (fun) stuff to do in summer -

clean your closet (do it mate)

compliment people more

smile at strangers often

vlog your days. maybe start a YouTube channel for this?

revamp your blog

learn coding and revamp that shitty theme of yours (this applies for me, chill)

keep a gratitude journal

go a week without any social media (this will be hard, but try it!!)

go hiking or cycling with a friend

read 7-8 books or as many books as you please

have a do nothing day - treat yourself love!

learn a new kind of dance - this is really fun, i promise

go a whole day with any technology

do a 30 day challenge!!

seek out an interesting article to read everyday

go camping in the hills

have a bonfire!! roast marshmallows (or burn old notes lmao)

learn to knit/sew

save up!! (…they blow it all in a single day? lmao don’t though)

star gazing on a clear night!!

talk till dawn about random shit with a random person

a no makeup day – let your skin breathe

go on a family trip!

visit a sanctuary or a zoo with a younger sibling or smol kids

there are endless possibilities!! these are just some to get you started!!

- the last few days -

yo remember you still have winter break to come this year!! don’t be sad, fam!!

have a dance party in your room with your favourite music on (bc you only live once)

check and recheck if you got all that work done (if you didn’t, rip you haha)

check your school’s site for new updates and stuff (I bet you don’t do this though)

annnnd then enjoy your last day!! trust me - you’re going to have an amazing term ahead of this!!

Hope this helps! + you can always send me requests for masterposts since my ask box is always open! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Love, Taylor xo

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

Just for the summer, I dunno

[any-one00]

After discovering a new show and marathoning it all in one go…

[purplefairydragon7]

Slytherin / Wampus / Literature Nerd / Cat Lover ( @slytherinsmbc )

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next week on shadowhunters

Clary:  I can’t believe we let the greater demon get away

Jace: 

[allfandomlover888]

Me when I found out 5 more Fantastic Beast movies were to be made...

YES, LAWD!!! THANK YOU! *tears of joy*

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

My life suddenly had meaning again

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

Takes out all seven books, eight films, slytherin scarf, cursed child screenplay, fantastic beasts and where to find them....

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Jk you have done it again

[your-local-friendly-trashcan]

It now makes so much sense - I expect a patron!!!!!