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[your-local-victorian-dandy-na]

so yeah im leaving this blog coz I have been having some problems with it and I don't want to have to do this down the line soo

here is my new blog

hope to see you there

[luftballons99]

i tried to make serious fanart. i really did.

[your-local-victorian-dandy-na]

forgot to post this... yeah anyways anyone else thinking what will happen if a very specific anchor, let’s say for example, dies... no just me okay then

[theserpentsadvocate]

Me: You know, I love the Valar, but Manwe is probably my least favourite, like, he's not very interesting, and he's really indecisive, and he doesn't GET mortal people, like the Valar's messengers to Numenor spectacularly fucked up because he didn't even realize he should TRY to think about things from our perspective. And he's kind of a dick to Yavanna to be honest... I've noticed that I rag on him a lot in Valarfic and I'm not even really that sorry, you know?

Some fucking person on tumblr: The Valar suck, and Tolkien specifically called out Manwe's indecisiveness in a letter somewhere, which definitely means that the Valar are canonically terrible and not simply that Tolkien was writing them as actual people with character flaws, and Feanor was 100% justified in everything he did and said and the Valar just oppressed him, and honestly when you look at it, Manwe is pretty much as bad as Morgoth.

Me: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, MANWE SULIMO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE EVER

[your-local-victorian-dandy-na]

Ha! me

[queerasbuck]

Maedhros: You know, I blame Curufin for all of this.

Maedhros: And Celegorm too, I blame him.

Celegorm: What did I do?

Maedhros: I’m sure you did something.

[fantasychica37]

Someone in Gondor probably said “I swear to god that…” and never got to finish because Aragorn and Arwen simultaneously shouted, “Don’t say that remember what happened to Fëanor!” because Elrond has them well trained.

[erudammit]

Silmarillion thoughts:

NO BUT IMAGINE MAGLOR TEACHING ELROND AND ELROS “If You’re Happy and You Know it Clap Your Hands” AND MAEDHROS IS JUST LIKE, “Screw you, Maglor,” IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[obtrta]

In a scale from Morgoth to Samwise Gamgee, how scared of spiders are you?

[danrossiblogs-deactivated202307]

The Silmarillion: (Melkor) took visible form, but because of his mood and the malice that burned in him that form was dark and terrible.

Tumblr: He's a hot elf

[meeeeeeeelkoooooooor]

an infographic for anyone looking for a summary of the silm

[valtsv]

all the other valar: *singing in harmony*

melkor:

[camellia93]

Noldor: But Fëanor, you can’t burn the ships! Fingolfin will freeze to death! Fëanor:

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[library-seraph]

I ALWAYS THOUGHT I DREAMT HITCLIPS UP

my best friend at 5 had one and as an adult i’ve always been like what the fuck were those turn of the millenium ipod things

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[gdi-fridays]

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[fizzyxcustard]

Imagine a niffler raiding the gold stores in Erebor.

[dakji-deactivated20221120]

Mood: when you finish watching a movie and then like “ok where the next one”