I Never Post Anything

Max-21-Wisconsin-Attempting comedy

[kaijuno]

It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick

[figmentforms-the-human]

I just love this chaos

[minerva-is-a-robot]

is that fucking why

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[coyotepack-official]

[spokenworded-deactivated2025080]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. | S04E15

[sandandglass]

[rillegas08]

Oh, that’s the context.

[rustiieldritch]

good dad

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[hungwy]

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

[dreams-squared]

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

[hungwy]

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[memewhore]

[surprisebitch]

amen

[cursedcatimages]

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

saddest part is that none of that feels exaggerated

[afewmarvelousthoughts]

Because it’s not. They really didn’t go overboard with any part of this episode. Even the payout that was offered the victim was, in corporate terms, totally viable. 

[lovemenowkillmeafter]

I want somebody who doesn't want anybody but me

[dicketysplit]

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

[ruinedchildhood]

[thisisarebeljyn]

My favorite random Brooklyn 99 thing is that when Rosa does her fake voice, the fake voice is how Stephanie Beatriz actually talks.

[inksplit]