Grandpa's Immaculate Tarantula

Elim, they/them I'm your grandpa, but nonbinary heh heh heh

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I love Tumblr ads because why are they advertising hip hop about fiscal responsibility

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Hmm yeah I don't think the real Janet Yellen actually made a hip hop track about fiscal responsibility....

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I"M SO FUCKING SCARED

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I"M SCREAMING

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I love Tumblr ads because why are they advertising hip hop about fiscal responsibility

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Hmm yeah I don't think the real Janet Yellen actually made a hip hop track about fiscal responsibility....

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I"M SO FUCKING SCARED

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I love Tumblr ads because why are they advertising hip hop about fiscal responsibility

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Hmm yeah I don't think the real Janet Yellen actually made a hip hop track about fiscal responsibility....

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

I love Tumblr ads because why are they advertising hip hop about fiscal responsibility

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

MY nonbinary grandpa!?

Yes, I grandfathered so many grandchildren I have lost count and so I think secretly everyone is my grandchild, including you, starving-little-orphan-boy. I'm afraid I don't know who your parents are, but I'm your grandpa!

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[satan-offical]

TRUCK-KUN!!!! HIT ME!!! I WANT TO BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL RPG WORLD!!!

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Gonna start yelling this every time I see a truck

[toe-fingerman]

How the fuck did I not get reported to the cops last night I was yelling loud as FUCK!!!

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

idk I didn't hear anything so you probably weren't that loud...

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

your grandpa is so fucking scared right now

[finger-toeman]

don t be scared. iam here to,help

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

WHO TF ARE YOU

[finger-toeman]

afriend. per haps even a lover,,,

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Oh, okay!

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

your grandpa is so fucking scared right now

[finger-toeman]

don t be scared. iam here to,help

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

WHO TF ARE YOU

[facts-i-just-made-up]

They ate my car. All that’s left is this tire.

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Sorry that was me...

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Evil incense be like:

[dogpuppy]

How stinky cute is that

[christianstepmoms]

How stinky cute is that

[conzoop]

How stinky cute is that

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Really quite stinky

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

*scratches head* *scratches head again* I think I might have lice

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Creaming, scrying, throwing up (from what I saw in my vision)

[homophobla]

My fish keeps doing this. Does anyone know how to stop it?

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

hmm. yo fih probably needs water. have you tried drowning it in water, or have you only tried baja blast? unfortunately baja blast don't do the trick and then you ccant really see yo fih in the glass

[your-nonbinary-grandpa]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

your grandpa is so fucking scared right now