roleplay help &memes & icons

Just a another roleplay helper // You can request p much anything but i'm not sure will I do it. revamped 26.2.2019

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Is there any active asylum rp's? Anyone interested making one w me?

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Bad pickup lines// sentence starters

**** edited to be gender neutral

'Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.'

'If you were a vegetable I'd pull the plug.'

'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?'

'Excuse me, my dick just died...Can I bury it in your ass?'

'I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.'

'I may not be the best looking [person] here, but I'm the only one talking to you. '

'I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. '

'You might not be the best looking [person] here, but beauty is only a light switch away. '

'If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. '

'Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. '

' Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again ?' 

' Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you’re about to get fisted ' 

'I can’t do magic but I can do you! '

'You can’t be my first, but you can be my last '

'I would take you to the movies but they don’t allow snacks '

'Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest '

'I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.  '

'Roses are red, violets are blue, it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!'

' Roses are red violets are blue, I can’t rhyme but can I date you? ' 

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Scarface(1983) sentence starters

" I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"

" You know what? Fuck you! How about that?"

" Every dog has his day."

" Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits."

" The World Is Yours!"

"Who, why, when, and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?"

"Is that coke in your bra or are you just happy to see me?"

" Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?"

"Go home. You're stoned."

"You know what your problem is, pussycat?"

"You fuckin' kiddin' me, man? Are you fuckin' high, man?"

"I didn't come to the United States to break my fucking back."

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lyrics sentence starters

**All the lyrics are from different songs from different artists

“You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes “

“Who wants flowers when you're dead?”

“ I know he'd never hurt me “

“ But it's love that broke our hearts”

“ I forgot what it feels like without you on my mind “

“ My face is drawn on with this number 2 pencil “

“ All of my old friends aren't so friendly “

“ Maybe I just think about it all so much “

“ Why did you think I’d be waiting around for you? “

“ I could have another but I probably should not “

"Shut up and dance with me!" 

“ You look like you're lots of fun “

“ You don't know where I come from! You don't know where I hang! “

“ Where's your honor, where's my pride? “

“ I've played all my cards “

“ What the hell happened with you and me? “

“ Green eyes, I'd run away with you “

“ If you wanna complain , I'm not the complaint department “

“ We can leave your friends behind “

“ I don't believe you when you say you want to leave “

“ You know I can’t make it on my own “

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Slipknot lyrics starters

**those lyrics are from different songs // contains swearwords 

“ I'm always confused by everything “ “ My hero’s are dead, they died in my head “ “ Forget today, forget whatever happened ” “ Oh, she's beautiful , A little better than a man deserves “ “The system has failed and you have failed with it “ “  What the fuck?  “ “  What are you laughing at? “ “  Don't even bother trying to watch this  “ “ Here we go again motherfucker  “ “  Everybody hates me now so fuck it  “ “  And if you touch me, I will rip you apart  “ “ I never cared, not once “ “ I've got my demons - go get your own  “ “  Can you stand on your faith with your feet on the bible? “ “  I never follow and I never make apologies “ “ You're goin' down, this is a war! “ “  Who the fuck am I to criticize your twisted state of mind? “ “ Did you never give a damn in the first place? “ “  Big mouth fucker, stupid cocksucker! “ “ Now you start shit? Well, ain't that somethin' ? “ “ All you wanna do is drag me down “  “ Payoffs don't protect, and you can't hide if you want “ “   You heard me right, bitch, I didn't stutter “ “ Step up, fairy “

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The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil

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How To Code Your Own Hollywood Theme! (Repost)

Sup everyone!   decided I would make a really extensive tutorial on how to code your own Hollywood theme, meaning you can move things around and make your own background! I really like using Hollywood’s themes because they’re really easily customizable and simple, but you can take these skills and apply them to basically any theme you want!

As always, feel free to contact me if you have any questions about this stuff.  Without further ado, let’s get started!

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another  rp icon pack based on different gore movies because  my last one only gain positivity thank god.  They are faceless.  warning : contains horror movie gore example :

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Under the cut are 13 icons from "You're next" movie  requested by anon. example ;

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You should do you're next icons , i hope you know that movie

yeah i know that , i'll make them now

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RP account* omg

I'll tell you someday if you come off anon. Deal?

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role-play if you're bored - you seem like an awesome role-player cause of your taste

my partners are all offline/sleeping that's why i am here , well yeah  i should be doing drafts but heh

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Horror movie sentence Starters

*they are from different horror movies*

"Paradise lost? Found it!"

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"

 “One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”

“Whoa. Monster cock.”

“Why aren't you eating me?”

“I should warn you, princess - the first time tends to get a little messy."

“No, thanks. I've already had a wife.” 

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"You like this better than Jesus?"

"If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart."

“I’m your number one fan.”

“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”

“Today is thanksgiving day for cats. But only if they came back from the dead.”

“No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.”

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

“I see dead people.”

“If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated.”

“I can smell your cunt.”

"It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?"

"Do you like scary movies?"

“I wanna play a game.”

"I know you're there Tina. Because I can smell your brains."

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under the cut you can find 13 icons of faceless female figures smoking/holding cigarettes includes black and white icons example ;  

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"lolita" starter prompts

senteces are from the book and both movies

“Don't cry, I'm sorry to have deceived you so much, but that's how life is."

“You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.”

"Don't touch me; I'll die if you touch me."

"Murder me! Murder me like you murdered my mother!"

I want you to live with me and die with me and everything with me!

“I am sufficiently proud of my knowing something to be modest about my not knowing all.”

“She was like Marat only with nobody to kill her.”

"I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you've done to me."

"You look a 100% better when I can't see you."

"do you believe in god?"

"I've been such a disgusting girl"

“If a violin string can ache, then I was that string.”

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under the cut are 13 horror/blood faceless icons from different horror movies screencaps credit ; x example: