formerly count matt of sealand

Matt, he/him, 25. Im so fucking old now. send me pictures of your pets. https://ripmedicaldebt.org/ fave author followed me on Wednesday, May 24th, 2017.

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

[dragonpyre]

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

[dragonpyre]

No

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

now all of china, etc etc

ink: diamine oxblood

[my-russia]

First computer animated cat ever - “Koshechka” (”A kitty”), 1968

[blue0909]

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

[blue0909]

yeah okay my six note post about playing fnaf at the thomas jefferson memorial is gonna get 100k notes

[unyieldingsilence]

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[raccoonmilf]

Drinking crop milk, I’d assume

[raccoonmilf]

I have NO memory posting this. Anyway. This is a gundi, it’s a type of rodent that lives in Africa. They do not produce crop milk. They don’t have crops. They are not birds. This is probably just a bonding thing, as baby mammals will frequently put their faces in their mother’s mouth for that reason. Raccoons do it too!

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

[definitelynotkiddanger]

“It’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing” I’m in love

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[zegalba]

american express card designed by alexander mcqueen (2004)

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

There should be more ace characters in media and more aro characters and more aroace characters and more aroallo character and more alloace characters and they should be in all sorts of different genres with all sorts of different personalities and relationships and storylines #yay

[vedurnan-archive]

Ever wonder why they call it nicotine? It’s cause in the old days, a pack of cigarettes only cost a nickel. BTW, you look like shit. Are you OK?

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[valtsv]

the first people to ever use terms of endearment for each other must have been so in love i'm in tears just thinking about it

[valtsv]

can you imagine living in the 14th century and hearing your lover enter the house and call out "honey, i'm home!" and then realizing that they're talking to you, and that they're calling you "honey" because they think you're sweet like honey... oh my god. ooooh my god

[anti-famous]

The earliest recorded cat name (from 1500BC Egypt) was "Nedjem" which means "sweetie"❤️

[stuffandatherstuff]

🥺

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

The more things change, the more they stay the same

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[3000s]

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

[pegasuswyvern9]

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

[3000s]

thank you for reminding me, i was about to destroy someones body until i saw this