formerly count matt of sealand

Matt, he/him, 25. Im so fucking old now. send me pictures of your pets. https://ripmedicaldebt.org/ fave author followed me on Wednesday, May 24th, 2017.

[your-sweet-anatomy]

I have got to go to the swamp

[defectivegembrain]

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[creepymutelilbugger]

fearsome fangs friday!!!!!!!!!! bite everyone

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[your-sweet-anatomy]

@deli-counter

[markovchaingang]

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[sanacibo]

oxidized copper is such a beautiful color palette. The rich reds with the cool teals. Such a vibrant combo. No one is doing it like her.

[sanacibo]

[ID: Photos of an oxidized copper plate, an oxidized copper pipe, and oxidized pennies. End ID]

hello gorgeous do you come here often

[bleedthebeat]

english major macklemore: i read your granddad’s prose

[ndnbutch]

therapist macklemore: i hear your granddad’s woes

[bleedthebeat]

coffee enthusiast macklemore: i drink your granddad’s joes

[ndnbutch]

body mod shop owner macklemore: i pierce your granddad’s nose

[bleedthebeat]

pizza chef macklemore: i knead your granddad’s doughs

[ndnbutch]

television network executive macklemore: i make your granddad’s shows

[bleedthebeat]

wildlife rehabilitator macklemore: i feed your granddad’s crows

[ndnbutch]

blanket maker macklemore: i knit your granddad’s throws

[bleedthebeat]

sir mackle the more, knight of the great kingdom of seattle: i slay your granddad’s foes

[ndnbutch]

rapper macklemore: i spit your granddad’s flows

[bleedthebeat]

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE REBLOGGED THIS WITH AN ADDITION INCLUDING “TOES”: 7

[captain-price-returns]

We’re going to have to circle back to this.

[dsmsix]

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[neonshroudedgraves]

Bluesky asks Texas users to verify their ages, citing new app store law

"Why do you need age verification on a site where everyone is 38?"

[stevishabitat]

idk who on earth could possibly need to hear this, but do NOT, under ANY circumstances, give out your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER to ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS

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[twiliunicorn]

I've only seen this link circulated on Bluesky, so I'll share it here for anyone who's been locked out of their account.

Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it.

Bluesky's age assurance sucks, here's how to work around it. - bluesky-osa.md

I can confirm the Firefox + the Ublock origin filter works on desktop.

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

i live like this chat.

[localvoidcreature62]

BAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD

[mysticetes]

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

[cosmicspacegirl-deactivated2018]