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[saturndivine]

The Signs as Classic Book Quotes

(check midheaven)

Aries- “No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true” The Scarlett Letter, 1850

Taurus- “Perhaps - I want the old days back again and they’ll never come back, and I am haunted by the memory of them and of the world falling about my ears.” Gone With the Wind, 1935

Gemini- “If faces were different when lit from above or below – what was a face? What was anything?” Lord of The Flies, 1954

Cancer- “Love is like the sea. It’s a moving thing, but still and all, it takes its shape from the shore it meets, and it’s different with every shore.” Their Eyes Were Watching God, 1937

Leo- “I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery—air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, “This is what it is to be happy” The Bell Jar, 1963

Virgo - “There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.” Pride & Prejudice, 1813

Libra- "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.” To Kill a Mockingbird, 1960

Scorpio- “I was told love should be unconditional. But if love has no boundaries, no limits, no conditions, why should anyone try to do the right thing ever?If I know I am loved no matter what, where is the challenge?” Gone Girl, 2012

Sagittarius- “I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life” The Great Gatsby, 1925

Capricorn- “It seemed funny to me that the sunset she saw from her patio and the one I saw from the back steps was the same one. Maybe the two different worlds we lived in weren’t so different. We saw the same sunset” The Outsiders, 1967

Aquarius- “The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one” The Catcher in the Rye, 1951

Pisces- “What do you mean less than nothing? I don’t think there is any such thing as less than nothing. Nothing is absolutely the limit of nothingness. It’s the lowest you can go. It’s the end of the line. How can something be less than nothing? If there were something that was less than nothing, then nothing would not be nothing, it would be something - even though it’s just a very little bit of something. But if nothing is nothing, then nothing has nothing that is less than it is.” Charlottes Web, 1952

[astrognossienne]

sun in the 1st, 5th, 3rd, and 9th houses: wants fun, communication, self-expression, stimulation, and excitement in a relationship; needs a lover who sees sex as recreation and connection, enjoys experimentation, and is as free-spirited, adventurous and open-minded as they

sun in the 8th and 12th houses: wants deep bonds, total commitment, understanding, as well as a bit of mystery and privacy in a relationship; needs a discreet lover who is all in and sees sex as something profound and all-consuming and can handle their emotions and irrationality

sun in the 7th, 10th, and 11th houses: wants partnership, growth, perfection, and romance in a relationship; needs an ambitious lover who appeals to their ego, meets their standards, sees sex as validation and is social and upwardly mobile

sun in the 2nd, 4th and 6th houses: wants security, consistency, and emotional support in a relationship; needs a lover who sees sex as a physical expression of love, takes commitment seriously, and can support them and give them the confidence they lack

[astrognossienne]

moon in the 2nd, 4th, and 6th houses: wants to respond to a lover’s personal and/or bodily needs; needs a lover who needs them, likes comfort, and isn’t too independent to resent their nurturing style

moon in the 3rd and 11th houses: wants friendship with their lover in order for a relationship to work; needs a lover who can hold their own, is communicative, and is full of love for everything and everyone

moon in the 1st, 7th, 8th, and 12th houses: wants intensity, intimacy, romance, and togetherness in a relationship; needs a lover who will be sensitive yet steadfast enough to deal with their strong emotions with a firm hand

moon in the 5th, 10th and 9th houses: needs action, a good time, and spiritual/mental/financial growth in a relationship; needs an intelligent, powerful, exciting lover they can be proud of and that can take them higher

[zodiac-queens]

♀Venus Signs and Seduction♀

Aries Venus - The Burning Flame

how they seduce: When they feel a strong pull towards you, they must have you, so they will immediately try to get your attention. They are normally very open and blunt and they will tell you what they want and how they want it. They are very likely to take the lead and show you how they like it by guiding your hands or just straight-off telling you. They will take your breath away with their tremendous passion and intensity and they know how to touch and kiss you until you are begging for more.

how to seduce them: They love the thrill of the chase, so make them conquer you because they want to earn your affection. They probably like little fights under the sheets with a lot of body touching.They possess an incredible amount of energy and passion, so give them all you have and more. Heat is very important, hold them, trace your fingertips over their skin, they want to feel your warmth. Playing with their hair, running your finger through it or even pulling it a little and touching their face is a big turn-on since Aries is the ruler of the head area.

Taurus Venus - The Sensualist

how they seduce: They will make you feel so adored. They will enjoy touching you, hearing you breathe, tasting your lips and skin. They take their time because they need to capture every inch of you and every moment you have together. They just generally like to have you around them which is why they are great cuddlers and will hold you very tighly to make you feel safe. They looove spending every free minute in bed where it is warm and they are alone with you .

how to seduce them: Let them see and know you completely.They will love to know every inch of you because they are best with the things they know. Give them a lot of physical affection, they want to really feel that they are loved. They probably like some good and alluring lingerine or a nice wine since they appreciate everything that intensifies the pleasures of love. They might also enjoy kisses on the neck or dirty talk since they are the ruler of the throat.

Gemini Venus - The Siren

how they seduce: They will bewitch you with great stories and words of kindness that will make you want to know more about them. They are very charming and know exactly what to say according to the situation you are in. You will feel like their best friend because they want to tell their loved one everything they feel and all that has importance for them. They are unbelievably stormy lovers who love to spice it up, take you on adventures and try something new and they know damn well how to kiss.

how to seduce them: Whisper sweet nothings in their ear and do not be too shy to talk about what you want and how you want it. Open communication is very important for this placement. They need fun in a relationship which is why they love playing games. Tease them, try new things, role-play and kiss them in every way possible because they love this shit. Intellectual and deep conversations are extremely arousing for them, so take your time, listen to them and discuss things with them before you take it to the next level.

Cancer Venus -  The Rose

how they seduce: This sign is especially known for seducing their lovers through caring for them or protecting them. But most of all they want you to be theirs entirely, they want to be able to touch and kiss you as often as possible. Venusian Cancers can sense your feelings and are able to adapt to them. Suprisingly, they know every trick there is to win the affection of their crush: they can use every feminine/masculine wile theres is, from mother/father to beauty queen/king and sex symbol. They will not only love but admire you for the beauty you possess inside out. Once they feel comfortable around you they will want to explore the adventures of love with you but they will most likely enjoy staying in because there they will not have to share you and are not afraid to be themselves.

how to seduce them: They looooove cuddling and touching you. Hugs and every other act of physical affection means security for them and therefore is a way to show them that they are safe. Their ideal men/women are typically masculine/feminine, at least in their fantasies and they are the sign most attracted to breasts. Not only physically but also mentally they search for a deep connection, so do not be afraid to show how you feel and what you want. Feeling is immensely important to them and you have to give them time to sort out what kind of emotion they sense when they are around you. But when they know what they feel around you, they open up to the point where everything is just natural, warm and suprisingly passionate.

Leo Venus - The Femme/Homme Fatale

how they seduce: This sign knows damn well how to seduce the subject of their desire. They enjoy looking good and getting the attention of those around them. They will dress, walk and talk to impress you and their facial as well as physical expressions sparkle with sex appeal. Probably most of all, they are persistent to the core and if they want you, they will hunt you like a lion(ess). They are very energetic and wild and most likely intoxicate you with their honesty and straightforwardness. While they want sex to first and foremost be a pleasure for them, they can not stand to be anything less but the best lover you had, which is why they will want to indulge you until you are completely satisfied just to see the gleam in your eyes or the smile on your face. They like to know that you want to be exclusively with them and desire to possess you.

how to seduce them: People with Venus in Leo want to be treated like royalty, showered with affection and romantic gestures. They can only feel good in your surrounding when they are comfortable with who they are around you which is why they want to look good for you. This placement wants to experience love with burning passion and just a hint of drama which is why they usually enjoy trying out new things in the bedroom or other locations. You need to stand out from the crowd to catch the attention of this sign (speak with passion, show your unique talents,..). It’s hard for them to separate love and sex which is why they need to sense a deep-reaching understanding between you two before they take it to the next level.

Virgo Venus - The Good Girl Gone Wild

how they seduce: This sign is fiercely devoted to you and enjoys handling the trouble in your life. They are very intelligent and reliable which is why you will feel safe in their surrounding. While they may come off as shy, sweet and polite, Virgos in Venus have serious potential to be aroused by kinks and everything unusual. They pay close attention to your body language and therefore know exactly what turns you on, determined to use that knowledge to your benefit. Most of all, this sign  is always good for a suprise, they are spontaneous and curious in bed and love to learn new things and show you new sides of themselves.

how to seduce them: Although they seldom ever tell you, those born with Venus in Virgo have some very dirty or unique fantasies and love experiencing something new in their bedroom. If you take the lead and express your ideas and desires in an open manner, those fantasies can turn into reality and bring some real passion under the sheets. They might feel a little insecure about their looks but they will give you all the love they have when you show them that they are the most beautiful person on earth for you. They generally expect you to be thoughtful and to see the details. They can not be with someone who is not able to read their body or face or think of something to make them feel better when they are sad.

Libra Venus -  The Enchanter/Enchantress

how they seduce: They carry an aura of aristocracy and elegance others admire and long for from afar. They are sweet and caring and love to spoil you with kisses, flowers and other affections in any form. Their smiles are usually disarming and they are polite from their head to their feet. They want pretty much everything to be beautiful which is why they will set the mood before having sex, lighting candles or arranging the sheets. Being beautiful themselves is also very important since sensual lingerine or red lips can get them exactly what they want. They are gentle lovers who enjoy being touched softly and with meaning but can definitely roughen up when they feel a strong connection to you.

how to seduce them: Since Libras in Venus worship harmony, they can not stand people who constantly need confrontation or drama. A surrounding of peace and understanding is more than arousing for their sexual appetite and they will want to spend some time in bed with you when they feel comfortable and loved around you. Romance is what keeps them lively and happy in a relationship and they will care for you if you fulfill their fantasies fuelled by movies and books now and then.

Scorpio Venus  - The Enigma

how they seduce: Their gaze conveys power and it seems like it is looking right into your soul. They can be very intimidating and mysterious but you long to uncover and know them although they may seem cold and reserved when you first meet them. They seem to promise intensity and commitment and are deeply sensual when it comes to sexual pleasures. They want to feel everything and combine deep physical and mental understanding to a sort of ecstatic experience. A Scorpio in Venus partner makes you feel understood and desired and sweeps you off your feet with their overwhelming passion which can be sensed in a very high sex drive.

how to seduce them: Lay your soul and heart bare at their feet and show them who you really are because they have no interest in people that barely ever express their feelings or true self. They love warmth and fire and people that sparkle with energy and life and passion is one of the essential things they need for an exciting sex life. Intimacy is also very important for them and they will not like it if you are someone who kisses and tells or drags your private life into the public. Honestly, there is not much you can actually do when the connection between you two is lacking. A Scorpio Venus will always love deeply and unconditionally when they sense a certain depth, loyalty and chemistry.

Sagittarius Venus  - The Adventure

how they seduce: They come across as optimistic, idealistic and lively and they just take your breath away with their love for life and all it has to offer. They can easily slip into excessive behaviour and you start to wonder where all those life inside them comes from. They are not bound by restrictions or rules and everything is just so easy and exciting with them, no secrets or taboos or pudency. They have a certain innocence about them and in bed they just charm you with endless giggles because they love to laugh. They are very direct in their approach to love and sex, so do not expect them to play with ambiguity, it is more likely that they will straight away tell you when they want to have sex.

how to seduce them: In a relationship honesty is essential to them, they do not like to hide their feelings and thoughts and they do not want to have a romance which is based on misunderstandings. So you should better tell them what you want straight away and they will surely appreciate that. Be open-minded and adventurous because they enjoy giving their love and sex life a new direction. They are easily  bored when sex or romance get too predictable, so try new things, change locations or positions or just generally soften or roughen up. Also make them feel alive, take them to beautiful places or challenge them with a different opinion/point of view, be everything but ordinary. They want love to feel like it is light and pure joy instead of serious business.

Capricorn Venus  - The Lady/ The Gentleman

how they seduce: They provide an alomst unreal amount of stability and warmth and you just have to feel at ease in their company. They might charm you with some very traditional flirting rules, like holding the door for you or taking your jacket. They can be real charmers, because they seem aloof and considerate at the same time. Alpha-males/females is one term especially accurate when it comes to Venus in Capricorn because they just naturally like to take the lead and show you that they can care for you. Their sexuality is deep and powerful but not a thing they want to be dragged out in public. What they do in the bedroom is a silent secret between the two of you and they would never hurt your intimate connection by kissing and telling.

how to seduce them: They generally fall for people that convey power, confidence and stability as they search for comittment and long-lasting relationships. Their approach to love is very mature, so they probably will not connect with persons that are volatile or unreliable. In bed they trust in experience and consistency because they probably know how they like it best and how it feels perfect for the both of you. If you want them to do something for you or to try something new, you have to challenge them because they are eager to prove their love for you every day. In fact, Capricorn Venus is a placement that feels very deeply but may never tell you about their emotions but you can show them that you understand this by holding them or just being there for them.

Aquarius Venus  - The Rebel

how they seduce: Those born with their Venus in Aquarius may seem unapproachable and a little cold which is not necessarily less magnetic than the burning heat of an Aries or a Scorpio. They just generally are not that good with commitment and like freedom, which is why some of them may not like the idea of a relationship at all. They are, however, very experimental when it comes to their sex-life and they love to try new things, although they might be too shy to turn their fantasies into reality.

how to seduce them: They need someone who is not only able to satisfy their physical but also intellectual needs. Talking about your ideals, philosophies or mantras is very interesting to them and also kind of arousing. They like intelligent people who look behind the nature of things. They can be quite turned on by situations that are unusual, like a love-affair with a married man/woman or cyber and phone sex (any situation where no direct commitment is needed is attractive). This placement is one that has no problem separating love and sex and might has a “friends with benefit”-relationship. They need their freedom under all circumstances. If you can show them that you will not try to change them or restrict them in any way and make them feel like they are in the company of a good friend, you stand good chances of receiving their undivided love.

Pisces Venus  - The Dream

how they seduce: Venus in Pisces is gentle and soft with a dreamy gleam in their eyes and an indescribable patience and acceptance. People with this placement will love you for who you truly are and they would give up themselves to please you. Nothing gives them more joy than to give and receive love and being their partner leaves you fulfilled and strangely complete. Their fantasies often mix with reality and they often seem more like a desired dream of yours. They pay attention to the details and love physical affection, so it is not unusual that a little touch from your fingertips leaves them with a racing heart. They want physical and mental intensity and search for purity and immense feelings in bed.

how to seduce them: They love romance and fantasy and sometimes they may search for their knight on a horse or their princess in the tower. Not only a connection to reality but also a strong contact to dreams and fantasy is required if you want to understand them. They search for someone tender-hearted who holds them when they are sad but is also able to turn their romantic ideals into reality. You should not be too straight-forward but gentle, also in bed. Although they enjoy caring for you and fulfilling your pleasures, you should definitely show them that you adore and admire them for who they are. They actually enjoy to try out new things and passionate people really turn them on.

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[astrolocherry]

Mercury ~ a little Goddess told me

Mercury in Aries: The girl who falls asleep with a headache mercury in aries is a refreshing, young, inquisitive and desiring energy. they have a childlike intrigue in just about anything and imagine themselves as different characters in different stories. the reflex to provocation can be rapid fire defence and critically wounding verbal delivery. there is a short attention span, but they learn quickly - largely too because they are not afraid to ask questions and follow the detour of distraction, and look for answers in every opportunity that promises an explanation.  here is considerable raw energy combusting inside this active, restless, and animated mind. mercury in aries knows how to get conversation started, and better yet - they know how to keep people amused and engaged. they can be under performers in school, and not due to lack of intelligence but rather lack of stimulation, distraction, and resistance to teachers

Mercury in Taurus: The girl whose mind grows a garden when comfortable, mercury in taurus people can become very pressured to tap into a never ending supply of energy for conversation. but sometimes they can feel too awkward around new environments, mentally lazy, lethargic, tired, or uninspired by the discussion. these people share most of their greatest and most beautiful thoughts in their private diary, songbook, or blog. it’s like they have to be away from the dense energy of other people so they can feel free to wonder and whip words like buttermilk cream. to onlookers the mental process can seem slow, but the mind has a rich, active, and continuous activity that co-ordinations information through creative and rational dynamics to extract useful resource, skills, and intellectual capital. this mind is habitual by nature and they can find a sort of quiet delight or satisfaction in the solitary practice and rehearsal of their natural talents. the appetite and desire for food and culinary gratification can be strongly influenced by psychological balance and wellbeing, nerves, and loneliness.

Mercury in Gemini: The girl that was talking to Hermes when she was three minutes old mercury in gemini people have quick comebacks and love to playfully tease and weave complex webs with words. their forgetfulness can be a form of freedom and inconvenience. there is a constant intake of information and automatic disintegration of short term and emotional memory, personal and monotonous details - basically anything that consumes the brain space where facts and knowledge should be. this process clears and provides another bookshelf for new information. it can create the intriguing combination of someone with  composite and clever intelligence who faces significant challenges in basic principles like punctuality, remembering to eat, day to day planning, attention to detail, focus, and applicable common sense. they can be devouring information about a new intellectual fascination and completely unaware that the sun is rising. there is little concept of time when there is so much domination of mind. mercury in gemini people can command the conversation, but this is very much to everyone’s delight. they can blend comedy, conspiracies, and current affairs into one amusing interplay  

Mercury in Cancer: The girl who went to school on the moon the emotional state will be evident in the tone of voice. the cancer qualities of reticence, side-stepping, and withdrawing are not really encouraged to develop by mercury. it can make for quite a comical and slanted perspective and portrayal, a rapid fast verbal defence to threat or antagonism, and the ability to direct emotion into the opponent’s weak spots with critically wounding words. they can love to learn from picture books. as adults, these people can enjoy biographies, human stories, and keeping a journal of memories. mercury in cancer can make a great teacher. the cancer mother can see students as children and nurture through educating a new generation, the inner child present in the moon that rules cancer finds creative and inspiring ways to relate and deliver the message. these people are more receptive of body language than what is actually being said. they will quickly establish if someone in the conversation is uncomfortable. unexpressed emotion becomes mental contamination  

Mercury in Leo: The girl with a lion on the loose through her mind there is never a dull moment inside this mind. but they have a very day and night experience. thoughts can roar like a valiant lion in the day, radiating supreme pride in thoughts, intellectual creativity and talent, and personal convictions. but by night the sun is gone and so has this part of the mind, the crown has fallen, the protective lion is asleep, and the baby cubs become trapped in the cage of replaying moments of shame, self-consciousness, and regressive need to have troubles responded to and soothed through conversation. they identify closely withe mind, so there can be an uplifting and lifelong elevation of confidence when validated by a teacher, certificate, degree, or academic. they can feel ravenously devoured by psychological darkness, and their hope and resilience is a burning light of redemption. mercury in leo honours the mind through learning and achieving personal best results, imaginative writing, creative verbal demonstration, and experimenting with different mental characters

Mercury in Virgo: The girl who was born to think mercury in virgo is always operating from part of the mind, it has an orderly style of automatic consistency. it refuses to stop operating regardless of circumstance, it can be difficult for the person to fall asleep, push thoughts aside, and remain focused in their environment with relentless chatting and discourse, order, disorder, and constant intellectual arranging taking place in the background. even though mercury is the ruler of virgo, there can be so much mental activity and brilliance that there can be black outs and catastrophic breakdown like a tangle in the wiring that can make them stumble over their words, become overcome with nerves or paralysis in public speaking or answering a question, or say something different to what they were thinking. they may not like to study, but the feeling of being unprepared and failing is worse

Mercury in Libra: The girl that could read your mind mercury in libra people are active and charming conversationalists. they are intelligent and they can discuss just about anything with ease - except themselves. these people are very skilled at personal observation and reading body language. this is largely because they have spent a lot of time being so mentally overwhelmed and so paralysed by their environment that they are unsure what they should do. so they watch the people around them and try to replicate their actions. maybe they even laugh or just because other people are laughing, or take on a different accent or vocabulary. they may have practiced this at school with classmates when they were distracted by daydream and missed the teacher’s instruction. mercury in libras can spend a lot of time confined inside the mind self-reflecting, wondering whose inside, and analysing their thoughts, questions, and behaviour. they constantly practice psychoanalysis on themselves and delve the responses they generate from people 

Mercury in Scorpio: The girl that can hypnotise with her eyes scorpio is always secretive by nature, but these people are not afraid to unleash when conversation is deceiving, simple-minded, ignorant, or misinforming. mercury in scorpio focus is unmatched, and they make continual transformations in how they think about. and perceive the world. thought patterns and convictions can be completely different from the person they were a year or two ago. there is an appetite to supply the mind with abundant resource of information, and knowledge is their power. mercury in scorpio does not think, learn, or interact with the world like anybody else. they are instructed in the lesson plan from unseen forces, and they seem to make contact with the right people, sources, and conversations that provide clues to their questions. there are 3 processes taking place with the intake of information. one is the process that we can see take place, a mesmerising calculation and truthful excision see in the eyes, a hesitance to trust, and contemplative listening. the 2nd is flames of personal honour and perspective. the 3rd is saturated in emotional water and throttled through the psychic beam that x-rays and executes delusion and reveals revelation

Mercury in Sagittarius: The girl who asks for answers from the world mercury in sagittarius can have a conflicted mental experience. they can see everything through 2 different eyes. there is one view from the top that compresses the whole spectacle, where they feel grand and important in the world. the other view is from a sight that feels small in a big world, surrounded and ravished by inflating details and a deceiving path seen and unseen. mercury in sagittarius people are highly responsive to environmental intellectual stimulus, winning the debate, and taking any opportunity to grow the mind. there can be a significant nervous experience with mercury in sagittarius, worries and concerns can blow enormously out of proportion and crush with an intense intellectual weight and bended prophecy. a thought can quickly inflate to unease, angst, then into fear, nerves, or panic. they have a wide-ranging sense of opportunity that makes everything seem possible. it also means that there is always the glimmer of hope that burns inside the mind 

Mercury in Capricorn: The girl that hid her mind in the closet this mind is very private and guarded, and they would often rather think something than say it out loud. they are simultaneously stimulated and threatened by information that can fragment their view of reality. they are absorbed and internally preoccupied by the constant automatic process of cataloguing and examining thoughts, information, and objectives. these people can seem difficult to trigger a response from, but you can tell if something has aroused their mind through the widened eyes and attentive focus. they like to learn through private repetition and it can be challenging to relax because they are ultra conscious of time wasting. mercury in capricorns like to finish what they start, even if they don’t really enjoy a book they will commit to reading it. these people are not as conservative as it seems. mental patterns and psychological coping mechanisms easily become habits and ritualistic attachment. it’s possible for them to adopt, maintain, and remain secretive about self-destructive practices that help them deal with the mind

Mercury in Aquarius - The girl that read upside down mercury in aquarius people will like to hear and digest information from multiple ranges of perspective and insight. they will often ask endless questions and ways for someone to explain their point of view. mercury in aquarius has great ideals and experiment with various mediums to get their point across. they identify strongly with the mind, so it can be difficult to compromise personal ideologies and convictions. they are not afraid to change their mind, but they will not subject themselves to adopt an opinion or outlook that lacks objective and subjective evidence, personal scrutiny, and a vast spectrum questions and answers. they don’t like to judge, but they can ridicule ignorance, indoctrination, and lack of substance. there is no shortage of intelligence in mercury in aquarius, but it may not have been compatible in early schooling and consequently deeply eroded confidence in themselves. it’s important for these people to find a work, social, and domestic environment that invites and celebrates their unique mind and stellar ideas

Mercury in Pisces - The girl with books filled with spilling words and ink blots from watery tear drops conversation and intellectual stimulation can be very moving and suggestive for mercury in pisces. they can be very swayed based on their subjective emotional response and their ideals, they can almost be too sensitive to the other person’s opinion. these people can be natural teachers because they have an inspiring and creative way of delivering information and they are very patient with people learning and understanding. truth is flexible based on their point of reference. they interact with their environment through the eyes of the higher mind, so immaterial, unseen, cosmic activity expands and dominates the perspective. this viewpoint appears to make the material and concrete constructs vague and obsolete by comparison. the meander of dream, daydream, and thought can seem to be more real than the lived experience. this is also one of their blessings, as it taps the person into stream of telepathy that sources intuitive information and the muse of the mind

-C.

[questionablygod]

Moon sign opinions

Aries moon: Honestly yall need to chill the fuck out and think before you act because your dumbass is gonna get whooped if youre not careful. Will yell at strangers for fun. Ngl fiercely protective but hella passive aggressive. Will also gossip with you like an old ladies bingo night.

Taurus moon: Y’all are the shit. ‘Tea sis.’ Kinda vibes. Will gossip with you like a and will fashion evaluate and judge the shit out of EVERYONE AND YOU. Will blacklist you if they do not like the way you walk. Super chill and I want to have midnight adventures with you.  Very shy on first impressions tbh, but y’all bounce of the walls once you’re friends with someone. LOyaL AF.

Gemini moon : Y’all are weird af in a good way. You don’t think anything is too weird and can talk about anything and everything. Smart as shit. I dont have proof of this but Gemini moons are like the pretty boys and girls that are hella good at sports and are somehow the top of the class as well???? Likes to shade people tho. Will also disappear on a person without any precursors (i.e ghost) but still stalk the fuck outta that person.

Cancer moon: For some reason people are intimidated by you or think you’re really weird but y’all chill af. A lil needy ngl. But honestly you’re very accepting people and you’re very supportive and sadly get manipulated a lot because people take advantage of you. Y’all cute af.

Leo moon: Pretty fucking similar to Aries tbh y’all need to chill on the self centered shit and passive aggressive. Has a lot of balls and will be that person to confront your ex about being an asshat. Very dependent on others because when it comes to more personal matters they wont do jackshit unless they are pushed and pulled kicking and screaming into getting themselves together. Also stop thinking that you are the reason behind everything and realize that other people are dealing with shit and really just want to be left alone by you. 

Virgo moon: MY DUDES I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU. Super driven and want to win everything. However, you guys are also super supportive of those around you and wont rub anything in other peoples faces. Very competitive but its friendly and aren’t dicks about it (cough looking at you Leo moons). Honestly you guys do some weird ass shit sometimes that no one would expect from you.

Scorpio moon: MY FAV LITTLE NUGGETS. Honestly I dont get why people think you’re controversial. Y’all are the best. A hoe for puns. Homebodies that just wanna  watch cheesy Netflix series and eat Oreos with you. The most chill friends. Don’t really like going outside of their comfort zones too much but will do so to defend the fuck out of you.

Sagittarius moon: Y’all are either 0 or 100. You guys are the definition of “Ill have your daughter home by 8” to “Your daughter calls me daddy too” You guys can make anything fun tbh. However, you guys kinda get tired of having to be the life of the party all the time. I can be friends with you and not have seen you for like 3 years and you’re still my best friend.

Capricorn moon: I feel like you guys get such a bad rap. Super chill and love to throw shade at people. Also you guys always have a funny story to tell that incorporates five other stories in the space of one. You guys are definitely hardworking but y’all have the best fun side. 11/10 want to protect.

Aquarius moon: y’all scare the shit out of me. Probably a fuckboy. I have not known one  fucking aqua moon that didn’t send me shirtless snaps at one point or another. That person that posts 11:11 and “GAINZ” Jokes aside tho you guys do make the best friends. Will 10/10 bring you ice cream and chill with you when you tell them you are having a bad week.

Pisces moon: honestly I don’t know a lot of you. Probably an egirl/boy/ice cream flavor. Really fucking pretty btw. A hoe for space buns. Are down for adventures any time. Oh also have like one bff that they stick with till the grave. 

[12housescorpio]

When the signs are mad (Mars)

Mars Aries: they get mad over DUMB shit. Like if you are yelling at them they are like lol. But if you throw a bottle cap at them they are like AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Mars Taurus: they are so stubborn. I know that’s cliche but don’t even bother saying anything to them, they’ll disagree no matter what. They remain pretty chill though, but you’ll know that they are being COMPLETELY different than usual, like they’ve been holding it all down for months.

Mars Gemini: THEY CANT HANDLE IT they will fucking flip out and start crying and shaking and get destructive and yell.

Mars cancer: they become really selfish and refuse to see any side other than their own and get really passive aggressive. It’s cool tho because they stay calm for the most part.

Mars Leo: they don’t like to start drama and they don’t like confrontation but they will snap on your ass.

Mars Virgo: they get really really reALLY MAD and frustrated so much that they can’t think straight but they will tell you your every flaw. Every single thing that wrong with you.

Mars libra: they push everything down for years and then when they snap they will never talk to you again. They give you enough chances. Run.

Mars Scorpio: they rarely get mad, they’re just annoyed, but when they do it’s usually over someone insulting their friend(s) and they will FIGHT YOU

Mars Sagittarius: they hate confrontation. They HATE drama, so they probably won’t tell you when they are mad at you and if they do it’ll be really passive aggressive.

Mars Capricorn: they only really get mad over their pet peeves or if someone insults them, other than that they try to tell themselves it’s not worth it.

Mars Aquarius: they will run the fuck away. Blast loud screamo, break shit, get high, drunk, every single escape in the book. They don’t deal with that.

Mars Pisces: these babies are big angry criers. They hardly get mad and when they are it’s mostly out of sensitivity, and they are just hurt. But they try really hard to act like everything is okay even though they wanna punch who ever made them mad, but instead they make everyone on the planet hate them.

[l-ibrahhh]

Venus in the signs

Aries Venus; Turned on by humor, wit, intelligence, fast thinking and physical movement. Love’s head massages and oral. Requires mental and physical stimulation in order to remain interested. Unpredictable in love yet loyal. If you manage to blow their mind in bed multiple times you’re in for good.

Taurus Venus; Prefers sensual romance (erotic touch, bedroom eyes, beautiful music, wine and a cooked dinner) Needs someone financially secure. Enjoys spontaneous bush walks and hikes, loves being in nature with their SO but also enjoys lazing with them watching trash TV.

Gemini Venus; Must enlighten them mentally and intellectually to make your way into their heart. They should feel free to communicate with their partner honestly without fear of judgement. Will respect you if you give them space, and in return will make your time with them worth the wait. Also enjoys cooking for you.

Cancer Venus; Treasure’s cute random texts, love letters, coming home from work to a hot meal and warm bed. Low key wants to be mothered but usually does the mothering themselves, intuitive in love. Can be emotionally manipulative. Basically wants someone who’ll help make their life easier, and they’ll do the same in return of course.

Leo Venus; Loud and proud when they’re in love, put’s effort into their appearance to impress you, passionate, unleashes their weird side, screams and acts a bit childlike in their relationships. An ideal date would be something energetic and creative such as a dance lesson, shopping for food and cooking a meal together.

Virgo Venus; Needs reassuring that they can trust you for them to let themselves go, logically immerses into the relationship rather then emotionally, but they fall deep when in love. Shows they care by cleaning and organizing for  you. Actions not words mean everything to them, lack of communication and the silent treatment can provoke anxiety, quite sexual.

Libra Venus; Suckers for old fashioned romance, red roses, kissing in the rain etc. They go crazy over finger/hand kisses and back scratches. You need to be  intelligent and/or unique to hold their attention, compliment them on qualities other then their looks. Love’s going on coffee dates with their SO, can be insecure in love.

Scorpio Venus; Needs to know you’re serious about them, hates being played around. Will blow your mind in and out on bed. Fighting can sometimes turn them on, love is extreme in this placement, nothing is halfhearted, they’re committed and protective. Tell them some of your secrets to make them think about you when yous aren’t together, but don’t be an open book. They love a good mystery.

Sagittarius Venus; Free spirited in love, they’ll love going on tramps, camping and rock climbing with you. Talk about different topics such as psychology, metaphysics and philosophy with them, they’ll be impressed with your knowledge. Turned off by clingyness and immaturity. Humor is a huge turn on, loves doggy.

Capricorn Venus; Values independent and hardworking partners, valuable assets and financial stability impresses them. They either totally love you or are completely not interested; thing is they’re secretive about their feelings, sometimes leaving the other person confused. Loves to travel the world with their partners and will wine and dine those they adore. Fall’s in love with someone who relaxes them mentally.

Aquarius Venus; treats their lovers like their best friend, aren’t overly emotionally but still capable of falling deeply in love. Attracted to the quirky and strange. random emotional outbursts scare them off. however being a little unavailable attracts them( Not too much though) . Aquarius Venus values their SO very highly, they express this is oddly cute ways.

Pisces Venus; go crazy over long cuddles, kisses, sappy romantic shit. Even though they won’t admit it. Needs to feel wanted and useful in the relationship. Can become too dependent  so they need time for themselves as they can detach from their own identity when they’re in love. Shy at first, super crazy and loud once they’re comfortable.

[plutonian-honey]

an earth moon’s heart is full, but she is hard like a forest floor. yet, every single day, new things grow in the forest, and form treetops and flora. it gives a home to forest animals and humans that dare to adventure into it. it’s alive and thriving, and so are earth moons.

an air moon’s heart is empty, but only because she is up in the clouds, running, dreaming, flying. she’s breathing in new experiences and emotions that don’t even exist yet. she’s found peter and she’s on her way to neverland as we speak, she doesn’t ever want to come down.

a fire moon’s heart is overflowing, you cannot keep her contained. she needs release, spirit, adventure. she’s sprinting through cities and setting everyone and everything in her way ablaze with stories, emotions and life. she’s reaching for the clouds and burning the planet to it’s core. she’s everywhere, everything and more.

a water moon’s heart is waiting at the bottom of the ocean. she’s seen everything the world has to offer and she’s not done yet. she’s catapulting into space. she’s created the oceans. she’s filled herself to the brim and she’s filling others too. she has so much to offer that her own tiny body cannot contain it all.

[orastrology]

Astrology meme of the signs that I made myself 💕 The last two signs will be in the following post

[turing-tested]

If I’m a Taurus and my bf is a viagra can i be valid by association

your boyfriend is a what now

[universalstrology]

venus in the composite chart

1st house: your relationship’s image is important when venus is in the first house of a composite chart. you need to appear amiable and respectful, and an attractive couple. you like to show your relationship off to others and you value each other at least on the surface. you’re mutually supportive and others see you as compassionate and loving.

2nd house: this is a comfortable place for venus to be in. this makes you want to go out and do things that’ll make the both of you happy, placing an emphasis on pleasure and desire. if you two value the same thing, you’re likely to get them. getting what each of you want is highlighted in the relationship so if you two value different things, this could be a potential roadblock. it can seem like a materialistic relationship.

3rd house: there is emphasis on communication. you understand each other and are open with each other. you love to have intellectually stimulating conversations. there is a light feeling to this relationship. you enjoy learning and discussing things with each other. your biggest arguments might be about trivial things or facts. 

4th house: strong value of family and the home comes with this. your families might be very involved in your relationships or your heritage and backgrounds will merge with each other. living together might be easy for people with this placement, and you feel emotionally connected in a well decorated home. you might keep your relationship more private to the public eye. 

5th house: a very fun and romantic placement. you desire and value self-expression in the other person. your partner stimulates creativity and a carefree attitude in you and vice versa. there’s a strong need to have fun with each other. romantic expressions are exaggerated. you don’t hold each other back from freely expressing yourselves. you show each other your true selves.

6th house: doing small daily routines can be pleasurable with this placement. you value working to live well. you push each other to be healthier or complete tasks more efficiently. you might enjoy doing daily tasks such as cooking or exercising together. chores can bring happiness to both of you when you do them together.

7th house: you naturally feel comfortable with each other. your relationship has to seem beautiful and at times can be a bit superficial. equality is important and enjoy doing things together. doing favors for each other is easy. if someone feels like the relationship is unfair however, it can cause heavy disagreements in negotiation. you could be marriage material to the other.

8th house: the two of you can please each other without having to be too concerned of one gaining too much power over the other or being unfair with each other. the desire to please comes with this placement. you may hide your relationship from others in the public eye, or have really intense emotions attached to each other. it is a transforming relationship in terms of love, even if platonic. 

9th house: you’re considerate of each other’s opinions, ideologies, beliefs, and philosophies. you enjoy discussing society and life. you feel the need to travel and experience the world together. you have a very open attitude with each other. if you have differing opinions, it’s bound to cause passionate debates. one may take on the role of the teacher.

10th house: a good business partner placement. your public image and reputation are important so you always try to look your best. you come off nice and fair to others. people see you two as peaceful and loving. you can gain status and profit when working together. you help each other with your careers. 

11th house: you find each other more attractive when you’re out with other people. you may share a lot of the same friends. you may work together on projects and displays your talents to your community. social settings are emphasized between you two. you’re seen as peaceful and are a friendly couple to approach.

12th house: there is an unconscious desire to be together. your relationship (or it’s true image) may seen completely hidden or different than it seems. there’s a lot of unanswered questions and suspicious floating around. you have a need to understand each other. you’re very emotionally drawn to each other and can be idealistic about the relationship.

[lilmajorshawty]

Okay honest question? Do you really believe in the cliches about the signs? Like for example libra being indecisive or Sagittarius being flighty?

Aries: especially the sun signs are relatively laid back, a lot of their impulsive behavior is lived out internally rather than externally. They have some goofy personalities and are huge kids no matter the placement. The moons are like very stereotypical Aries description and can be restless AF. Super spontaneous and irritable but let’s go of it half a second later. The venus and mars signs tend to be sexually restless and also have a natural teenage spark to them! Extremely restless energy characterizes all of them. The Aries rising are like super alpha and strong on the outside but high key very giving and sentimental about everything. They aren’t a walking bomb like people think but they don’t take anyone’s shit-mainly because they know who they are so when someone tries to project their will onto them they snap back.

Taurus: the suns are ridiculously stubborn, like trying to get them to do anything is just..The moons are way quieter and tend to be very organized! Not really lazy types but also not really the types to readily get up and go somewhere! Creature of comfort for sure and very emotionally sturdy people. To me they’re like a earthy version of libra and tend to value sensual touch a lot! The venus and mars are pretty hot, they’re super calm and have a means of taking things slow while keeping things exciting at the same time! Usually romantics but also with some spicy vanilla. The risings are super down to earth and easy going but detached, they also are very sexually alluring and passionate in anything that moves them emotionally! They’re pretty hardheaded lmao that’s for sure

Gemini: the suns are way less scattered then the moons and the moons are way moodier than the suns. I’d say the common trait amongst Gemini placements is actually “confusion” they don’t always know what they’re feeling and why, so they either dig, dig, dig to find the answer or they ignore it and wait for it to show up in unconscious behavior that they later blame everyone else for or themselves for not seeing it. For the sun sign they can loose track of their ego. The moon can loose track of their feelings. The venus can loose track of their affections(knowing wether or not a person or situation is what they want.) the mars can loose track of motive. The rising can loose track of identity. They often are so lively and youthful and have a genuine and authentic curiosity about the world and people around them. EXTREMELY honest people. I wouldn’t say they’re fake and phony like people make them out to be? They’re actually super loyal and emotionally present!

Cancer: the suns are way more outwardly emotional than the moons. The moons are like a watery Capricorn- Aquarius moon crossbreed. All cancer placements in my opinion tend to cautiously express emotions in a way that provides them the safest escape if things don’t pan out right, so because of this they can seem defensive or passive aggressive. The feminine planets like venus and moon in cancer tend to actually be a bit harder to read and more on the emotional unavailable side so you might not guess them to be cancer right away. The masculine planets like sun and mars are way more noticeable in both genders. All have a warm and mothering aura about them and are naturally the types to want to ensure everyone’s safety-especially those closest to them. Tbh I don’t see them cry, I’ve known many cancer male and female and I’ve never seen them cry and if they have it’s rare and in private. So no they’re not cry babies lol. Cancer risings are usually very caring and naturally tender hearted people but they’re not as run by their emotions as one would think-they’re mentally very flexible and often lost in their “thoughts” very active minds and incredible spatial awareness.

Leo: the Leo suns are typically very intimidating and have a strong intense energy about them, like a real life lion in the wild in the prowl. Leo moons are emotionally intense and can come across as cut throat for those who aren’t used to brutal honesty. All Leo placements especially the mars and Venus tend to be rather expressive when it comes to life, they want things to be authentic and hate people who are bandwagons. Leo risings are so sensitive, not like a defensive way as cancer but more so they’re very “snugglish” and vulnerable. All Leo placements tend to wear their heart in their sleeve in some way so albeit they strive to show an air of power, beneath that they’re softies looking for some strokes here and there. Leo’s do love attention that much is true! But they can smell an ass kisser so don’t think just because they’re smiling that they haven’t got their ears perked to the foolishness.

Virgo: the Virgo suns are like earthy scorpios to me! You never really know what they’re thinking and they’re always watching your every move even without any noticeable signs. They can be standoffish and rather guarded but at the same time they are extremely welcoming and comforting to be in the presence of. Virgo moons are tremendously warm natured and loving from what I’ve seen! They love to be of help and also are very shy and to themselves, they’re humble-VERY HUMBLE and prefer to keep a lowly profile no matter what. The venus and mars are old school lovers, into the love that you build rather than that GO FAST type of romance. They actually get more affectionate and soft over time. The rising tends to be a bit of the bad boy, bad girl aesthetic at first, the unattainable vibe. They have a lot of passion and energy boiling Beneath the reserved exterior. Are Virgos critical irl? Yeah actually! But in the masculine planets it’s towards others, the feminine planets it’s towards themselves.

Libra: libra placements in general are kinda paradoxical. They don’t really ever show you anything of themselves, they show you bits and pieces of a glass window they hang outside their room. They are charming and very sweet people-but out of all the air signs they’re the most private and hard to get to know. Libras hide behind charm as a means to keep a friendly distance from the real personal stuff, they value secrecy like a motherfucker and if you try to move in to quickly they will vanish in a poof or smoke. The libra suns are a bit detached in a more hard to grasp way, but they do have a glow about them! They’re often very crafty and insanely good at social situations. Libra moons are in my opinion more Scorpio than Scorpio. They tend to be romantics and huge lovers of art and the old style. Emotionally they’re very sentimental but everything I’ve said to you isn’t visible looking from the outside, due to the fact that they keep everything face value emotionally, and if they do feel comfy enough to emote it has to be with a lover or someone who’s proven themselves. Libra risings are the ultimate chameleon, beautiful smiles-yet super earthy values-not the type to lead you on purposely but the type to hit you with the cold “you’re not my type” this isn’t to be mean either lol libra risings actually don’t hunt for romance and prefer the single life until someone really catches their eye. Libra can be indecisive but usually as they get older it’s less of a “idk what I want” and more of a “i just don’t really want it”

Scorpio: now I could say so much, but there is already so much spoken on scorpios. So I’ll be short. The suns are huge babies, not very intense and usually very friendly-they do have their habits, such as being a bit mysterious and slightly edgy but for the most part they’re super sweet and if not a little childish. The Scorpio moons on the other hand are veg stereotypical Scorpio and can have intense habits, intense emotions, vindictive ways and also powerful sexual urges rooted in their emotional expression. The venus and mars are usually all of the above but for the specific areas of life they rule,so Scorpio mars are like that in a sense of drive, sexual expression, energy. Scorpio venus is like that towards beauty, romantic involvement, art, and so on. Scorpio risings are usually very powerful people with a strong energy to them, but similarly to cancer rising when you get to know them they’re mad brainy!! Super smart guys and gals who need a mental connection as much as an emotional one. Scorpios are super passionate for sure, but sex isn’t all they think about! In fact more than anything they want to be “understood”

Sagittarius: the suns always have this wise energy about them! They seem mad old! Like in a spiritual and literal standpoint. Super easy going but also very blunt and not so readily sympathetic towards the issues of others. Sag moons are pretty happy go lucky! Though they have a chill Demeanor for the most part. All sag placements are big lovers of travel and that nomadic sort of lifestyle! The moons can be a bit emotionally distant or “bored” when it comes to people or life from time to time, so more than other sag placements they need a constant taste of variety or they get restless. Sag mars can be a bit on the irritable and passionate side, with huge emotions-for the most part they’re optimistic but they also have a tendency to over step. Sag venus can be romantically indulgent! The types to want freedom in love but also want a very affectionate/hands on type of partnership. Sag risings are very happy souls! Very bubbly and playful-when you get to know them though you’ll see they’re run by their emotions and have a very gentle side to them that not all know about. Sag placements are necessarily flighty tbh they just don’t want to settle down and it be with the wrong person-because let’s face ur commitment is a HUGE deal and for it not to be with the right one? Fuck that.

Capricorn: so the consensus is that Capricorn placements are Debi downers? Well Capricorn sun and moon actually are very similar, and don’t actually have very notable differences besides how the energy is expressed. Cap suns are more emotionally available whilst Capricorn moons are not. Cap placements in general are very passionate and extremely emotional but all of that is behind the many walls they have up. Capricorn placements are mainly focusing their energies into work and or success as they always have a goal no matter what. They’re not money hungry like people make them out to be, a lot of the time it’s just that they grow up in households where success is their only means of having that eventual long sought after security, that final milestone. They’re very emotionally mature and take everything and everyone seriously-because it’s how they’d like to be treated. They’re very gentle souls who prefer to show care through actions rather than words as well. The venus and mars tend to be drawn to/attracts an older more refined beauty as they age and also tend to be the types to hold off on partnerships or sex until they are ready or later in life. All cap placements age backwards from what I see! The cap risings look serious and can have very aloof energy when you first meet them but they’re actually very fun and playful people! Albeit they are very studious and grounded, they’re often very easily aroused by life and love to have a good time.

Aquarius: everyone says they’re detached and non emotional, I wouldn’t say so. They’re honestly like someone mentioned a “emotionally unavailable Pisces” which I think is so true. They are highly emotive but just struggle maintaining a equilibrium between their intense emotions and their overall mental landscape. Aquarius suns are actually EXTREMELY unavailable, not necessarily in a mean way-just as a sense if they are almost not really there with you. Aquarius moons are not emotionally present yet they’re “emotional” people. Despite the hard to grasp nature of Aquarius these people are still very much so internally a overflowing river of thoughts and feelings clamoring to be heard often giving people with Aquarius placements that infamous “detached” and “aloof” vibe. Aquarius venus and mars are very? As they say 80s? They tend to be super into the freaks and geeks! The ones who stand out or have that strangeness about them, I know I sound like every other google doc but seriously they love the weirdos ♥️, that being said it’s hard to know if they like you because they often send mixed signals due to Uranus nature. Aquarius risings are often enigmas, social outcast but when you get to meet them man, they’re spiritually incredible folk! Often fighters who’ve triumphed over some of life’s hardest fights. Aquarius placements are honestly very loving and loyal! They do tend to shy away when you come at them to hard with feelings but once they have a second to take it in they match your emotional intensity the best they can(only after running away from you for like 98 months)

Pisces: now we have the real detached sign out of all the zodiacs. People often rank Pisces for being the most deluded and emotionally victimizing sign, I beg to differ seeing as how most Pisces I’ve met actually are the opposite. Pisces typically have very deep and profound emotions that’s can be beyond what most of us feel in our day to day-because of this Pisces tend to isolate themselves, often living in a world of their own. Pisces suns are often very welcoming, they feel like home-yet they’re often the youngest looking ones! They seem a bit sad but really all Pisces placements seem a bit on the verge of tears. Pisces moons are often very bubble and goofy, yet you can still feel a bit of their sorrows inbetween every laugh. Pisces venus and mars can be real mysterious-you don’t really know how they’re feeling or what it is that they want-this often makes them feel alienated or as if it’s a lost cause trying to express themselves. Pisces risings are remarkable, very receptive to their environments but once you get to know them you’ll see that they’re not as “lost” as you originally thought. Pisces tend to actually maintain a great deal of distance from people often pushing them away before they get to close as a defense mechanism. Normally a person with Pisces placements is highly emotional but never in a way that would allow them to be vulnerable in-front of or around others especially the older they get-this in turn can make them seem cold hearted when in reality they’re just cautious of the world and it’s cruelty.

Basically all the signs are weird and thereby we are all weird, and those google descriptions are only half the story.

•Your Aries moon friend is probably drinking tea rn. Your libra venus friend is probably watching a movie alone in a shower cap-happy asf.

•Your Taurus mars buddy is probably getting impatient at Burger King, and your Scorpio home gurl is probably wearing bright colors on the way to sephora.

•Your Gemini moon bro is probably expressing his feelings coherently rn and your Sagittarius venus friend is probably planning to stay in Harlem for the rest of her life.

•Your cancer sun mom has probably never side stepped an issue in her life-and your Capricorn moon Pops probably cries more than your mom does.

•Your Leo mars sister is probably mad humble and your Aquarius mars cousin is probably extremely emotionally driven.

•Your Virgo rising doctor is probably the most lost person you’ve ever met and your Pisces rising dentist is probably the most analytical, self aware person you’ve ever met.

We’re so much more than those descriptions, since there are so many aspects of astrology to take into account!

But wow didn’t mean for this to be this long but!♥️

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

*earth sign voice* common sense

[lunar-libran]

completely random thoughts about the moon signs

ARIES: firecrackers. will blow up in five seconds and be calm in two. actually incredibly sweet, just also incredibly naive. somehow has their own sort of shady wisdom. will hold the door for people unless they’re walking slow.

TAURUS: soft like silk. does not care about what you’ve done even if they look like they’re judging you. cares about the small things in life. will call you just to talk about whatever. typical green thumbs.

GEMINI: will read past their bedtime. will do anything past their bedtime. actual sweethearts, but with moodswings. so damn funny. always down to go see a movie with you.

CANCER: doesn’t cry at sad movies. internalizes everything. won’t reveal anything about themselves, unless it makes them look good. enjoys a wide variety of food, at all hours of the day.

LEO: high key the most dramatic, but they’ll deny it. wants to talk about themselves all the time, but also the best listeners because they really do care. big hair.

VIRGO: really cares about the aesthetic. will make jokes to ease tension. big huggers, even if they’re awkward about it. notices the details. will win you over with their charm.

LIBRA: will deny they’re upset. organizing as a way of relaxation. wanting people to laugh at them or interact with them. changing their schedules to fit other people in. holding hands as an art form.

SCORPIO: always thinking they’ve found “the one.” highkey romantic. will call you out on your bullshit. doesn’t care if they come across as rude. acts cold but is really very soft and sensitive deep inside.

SAGITTARIUS: spontaneity. will always say thanks. total sweeties. just down for the ride. will make you laugh harder than you’ve ever laughed, for no obvious reason. they’re not even that funny.

CAPRICORN: more of a relaxed, chill attitude about life than expected. will take you “shopping” but spend everything on themselves. will smile at strangers. wants people to respect them.

AQUARIUS: literally the biggest goofballs ever. you probably won’t ever see them cry — they cry, just not around you. really wants to trust others and be trusted in return. they feel responsible for the future.

PISCES: so awkward but so smart. either intensely cares about someone/something or doesn’t give one shit. really receptive to others and their environment. will pet random dogs.

[plutonian-honey]

What’s Not To Love?

(Ascendant/Rising Sign!)

Aries Rising: Your confidence radiates onto everyone around you and you brighten every room with your fun-loving outlook on life. We can tell you know exactly what you want and can do anything you set your mind to, and it motivates us all to follow in your footsteps. Admirably, you seem know where you’re going and what you want your life to be in 10 years while we’re still trying to figure out what we’re doing next week. You’re everyone’s motivation to try harder and make stuff happen! Independent, smart, popular and optimistic - what’s not to love about an Aries Rising?

Taurus Rising: How do you stay so level headed at all times? We wish we had the ability to stop, think and come up with a great solution to anything like you can. You’re so easy-going and calm, it’s comforting to us and our hot heads. The way you have such set in stone opinions and aren’t afraid to share them is amazing to us; we can never just decide on something so confidently and stick with it. Your grass always seems so much greener, how do you do it? You’re always so generous, content and beautiful in everything you do. Patient, stunning, strong-willed and loyal - what’s not to love about a Taurus Rising?

Gemini Rising: You always know exactly what to say, I swear! It’s amazing how you can keep the conversation going so well regardless of the topic. We’re so drawn to the way you seem to know something about everything and could listen to you talk forever. The way you want to educate yourself on so many things at once is amazing to watch. You’re some of the funniest people ever; you can make anyone laugh with just a look! You blitz through tasks so quickly - how do you make everything look so easy? We’re never be bored when we’re with you. Hilarious, talkative, intelligent and free - what’s not to love about a Gemini Rising?

Cancer Rising: Your gentle soul is so inviting to those around you. You make us feel as though we’re old friends! Quietly, you watch us all and learn from our mistakes rather than your own, which is a quality we’d love to have. You’re enchanting and reserved yet somehow you’re so reassuring and soothing to be around; a silent supporter. Without fail, you know exactly what will make us feel better when we’re down. The person we all come to for advice or help and so smart as well! Some of the kindest people to ever walk this planet. Lovely, subtle, authentic and persistent - what’s not to love about a Cancer Rising? 

Leo Rising: Your magnetic appeal is something we all wish we could say we have. You know what you’re about and you’re not afraid to show it! It’s a blessing to even be acquainted with you, especially with the way you shine so brightly. Not only are you the most alluring, but you’re some of the strongest people in the world! You bulldoze anyone in your way with such agility and poise; it’s as if you barely noticed anything happened. In moments when most would break down and give up, you take charge and know exactly what to do! Passionate and always reliable, you are so uplifting to be around! Charismatic, eloquent, proud and respectful - what’s not to love about a Leo Rising?

Virgo Rising: Some of the most caring people in the world, they’ll do anything to help another person. You’re so precise and capable in everything you do and it is admired by everyone around you. We know if we need help figuring something out, you’re the person to go to. The way you help us break things down and sort through information is amazing and it is always so comforting to know we have you by our side. You catch all the little things that we miss in our haste to get things done! Always doing something, you’re some of the most productive people we know. Practical, skillful, humble and caring - what’s not to love about a Virgo Rising?

Libra Rising: You’re some of the most beautiful people we’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. The way you are able to be so graceful and perfect in the way you blitz through life is unreal. You’re a people pleaser which draws everyone towards you but you also know how to use your charm to get what you want; the best of both worlds. No matter where we go with you, you manage to make it feel as though we’ve stepped into a harmonious world of happiness and sunshine. Soft and romantic, people want to know you and are immediately attracted to your elegant outer shell. Fair, opinionated, persuasive and accommodating - what’s not to like about a Libra Rising?

Scorpio Rising: We literally feel your presence from the other side of the room, you’re so captivating. You rarely go unnoticed, especially with such intense eyes. Your ability to assist us through rough times and help us come back even better than before is something so amazing to experience or even just watch. Sensitive yet so powerful, you’re mesmerizing in everything you do. Your power to recover so quickly from problems that would completely destroy us is incredible. Deep feelers, you experience everything so intensely and hold yourself so tastefully that we never even question your actions. You see through any superficiality and know exactly who you want to associate yourself with. Powerful, emotional, brooding and creative - what’s not to love about a Scorpio Rising?

Sagittarius Rising: Everything you encounter means something to you, regardless of what it is. You can find meaning and importance in everything you come across which makes you very uplifting to be around. Every day has a new goal in store for you and you never waste the chance to chase it. The light-hearted, enthusiastic energy you never stop radiating makes us want to join you on every quest you go on! It’s as if you don’t care where you’re going, you just want to be on your way and we all want to join you! The life of the party, it’s never boring when you’re around and you naturally adapt so well to every circumstance you’re put into. To you, everything is so grand and exciting; it’s an outlook we’d love to share. Spiritual, humorous, active and willing - what’s not to love about a Sagittarius Rising?

Capricorn Rising: Your maturity and wisdom is so captivating to everyone around you, it’s as if you know everything without trying. Unconventionally mysterious, you draw others in by looking as though you’re unfazed by whatever is happening around you. We want to see what’s behind your eyes and how you’re just so darn cool. Watching you really let loose is something that we aspire to witness because it doesn’t happen often but when it does, it’s something you don’t want to miss. You’re able to help us put things in perspective which is why we always come to you for help, especially when we’re confused. Your the one voted most competent and you always come through too. Successful, respectful, rational and fun - what’s not to love about a Capricorn Rising?

Aquarius Rising: You work so well with large groups of people and easily accept everyone around you as individuals and equals. You’re the outsider, but the way you waltz through life makes us want to join you on the outside. You can make literally anything work to your advantage in a way that we can’t help but respect and aspire towards. An advocate for the underdog, we know when the going gets tough, you get going! We all need someone to help us think differently to the rest and you’re the perfect person for the job. You’re curious and interested in others which makes you seem like the social butterfly we all want to tell our life story to. Idealistic, endearing, tolerant and logical - what’s not to love about an Aquarius Rising?

Pisces Rising: Your dreamy, far off gaze makes us wonder what you’re thinking and seeing around you. You so easily adapt to different people, it seems as if you can change your whole personality for each person you come across; a social chameleon. This, of course, means people can’t help but love you and they flock towards your open heart. Some of the most compassionate people we know, you’re always helping other people or animals. We know you’re living in your own little world and we wish you’d show us around; I’m sure it’s beautiful. Your ability to just let things go and move on is admirable to those of us who struggle with forgiveness. Empathetic, open, intuitive and generous - what’s not to love about a Pisces Rising?