Wouldn’t be surprised if Octane started making Twitter porn with his s/o for fun on the side.
Same.
Not today Justin
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we're not kids anymore.
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noise dept.
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@yourcomfortauthor
Wouldn’t be surprised if Octane started making Twitter porn with his s/o for fun on the side.
Same.
i see you’re taking request!! would you be willing to write some more dating rev head cannons? maybe how he’d treat you during downtime with everyone else? :) so far i’ve fallen in love with your crypto content!
dating the devil | revenant headcanons
𓆩♡𓆪 pairing ; revenant x gn!reader
𓆩♡𓆪 a/n ; AAAA MY FIRST REQUESTTT thank you so much you kind soul!! really hope you enjoy this! (apologies it took long) <3
the mellow afternoon sun slowly descends, the light of day fading. the hazy atmosphere and silence of the dropship’s clinic was comforting. you sigh deeply and shut your eyes. you relish in the peace of this unoccupied area of the ship, the vibrations of the moving ship was soothing to you. you were hooked on an iv bag to get the fluids you needed to make a full recovery. with an arm taped with wires and strict orders to rest there, you recall the events of the past day as sleep dawned onto you. the match today did more damage than good. your entire shield batteries and med kits being completely shredded by the damn charged rifle ash kept poking you with. the bandages on your waist fit you tight, the inflammation on your skin was no joke. perhaps having personal relations to the other simulacrum has its cons.
I am absolutely in love with this headcanon!🥹🫶🏻
Normies watching this scene: *visibly upset*
Me:
ALL EYES ON ME [Far Cry 5]
(mashup done by me of these two versions: x & x )
I've got a string of memes that I NEED so prepare. This blog is turning into serious/meme avatar.
You Tell OP Men “Whip it Out For Me”
Black Fem Reader in Mind
Ft. Zoro, Sanji, Luffy, Ace, Kid, Law
Zoro
He hates you sm
You ask him this like twice a week while he is just relaxing but it always shocks him when you say it
Today he finally just wanted to entertain you because he was bored
“Whip out your tits and I’ll whip out my Dick how about that?”
Face is completely red and he’s screaming “AY AY AYYY!” grabbing your hands as you shrug and prepare to plop your boob out on the deck
I can‘t breathe. That‘s hilarious 😭😭😭
Incorrect VDL Gang Quotes
~~
Dutch: You win some, you lose some, but I just keep losing.
—
Arthur, waking up and seeing Sean laying next to him: What happened?
Sean: You got knocked out so I laid next to you so people would think we’re just chilling.
Arthur: Sean, we’re in the middle of a shoot out.
John, laying on the other side of Arthur: Nah, we’re fine.
Arthur: Oh my god-
—
Dutch: ‘Sea, I said no guns.
Hosea, armed to the teeth: Oh, I thought you said no gum.
Dutch: And yet you’re also chewing gum.
Hosea: *blows a bubble and lets it pop*
Hosea: I needed to establish dominance.
—
Hosea: Pretty sure I’m going to hell because of our friendship.
Dutch: Last one there wins.
[Dutch won]
—
Javier: Arthur, you’re finally h- what the hell are you wearing??
Arthur, in skunk boots and hat: It’s my ass kicking outfit, bitch-
—
Dutch: This is Arthur, he returns to camp to either eat our food, say hi, or roast the fuck out of you. Sometimes all at once.
—
John, drunk and crying: Do I look like a muppet??
Javier, also drunk and crying: Oh my god.
Arthur: *smiling and nodding*
—
*at camp*
Hosea: Are you sure the boys can handle that job?
Dutch: They’ll be fine!
*cut to all the boys in the woods stark naked bc they decided to go swimming after the coach robbery*
John & Arthur: *having a bean eating contest*
Sean, Bill, Javier, & Lenny, aggressively chanting: BEANS BEAN BEANS BEANS B-
—
Lenny: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Bill: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Javier: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
—
Tilly: You really believe in Dutch?
Hosea: Luckily, he believes in himself enough for the both of us.
—
*sitting around the campfire during Sean’s party*
Arthur: And now for a gay update on Hosea and Dutch.
John, watching them hold hands and gaze into each other’s eyes: Getting gayer.
Arthur: Thank you, John.
—
Dutch: Micah is in trouble.
Arthur: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
—
Pearson: Did you already get your stew?
Arthur: Yeah, it was good.
Pearson: Really?
Arthur: Don’t make me lie twice, Pearson.
—
Bill: What even is a food fetish?
Lenny: What-
Bill: Like are people attracted to certain foods?Like bacon?
Javier: No, it’s wearing the foods.
Bill: Like a costume?? How can you role play as food?? What would the dirty talk be like??
Sean: Preheat your oven cause I’m going in raw.
John: Do you like seafood? Wanna taste of these muscles?
Sean: Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
John: Call me peanut butter cause I’ll make your legs feel like jelly.
—
Dutch: I'm a firm believer in ‘if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly.’
Okay, here me out, road trip with the gang?
ROAD TRIP WITH THE GANG
⋆┄┄✦┄✧————⋆
• chaos
• there's screaming
• a little blood
• finally, you manage to calm everyone down after dutch nearly crashed the van into a semi and have john's nosebleed under control
• arthur's sitting beside you
• utterly traumatized
• this all happened only 4 minutes after you left
• god this was a mistake
• hosea's the kind of person to bend his hand like he has no bones behind his seat and silently ask for snacks
• dutch has horrible road rage
• "MOVE FASTER YOU GODDAMN PSYCHOPATH YOU'RE GOING 45 IN A 60! I DEMAND YOU SPEED YOUR PATHETIC, LAZY ASS, UP!"
• sadie nearly throws herself out her window when micah starts singing terribly off key with the radio
• and charles and arthur have to hold you back when you attempt to claw his eyes out
• sean gets carsick
• karen only just manages to get a plastic bag under his mouth before he hurls
• this starts a mini chain reaction
• tilly vomits at the sight of sean puking, then john
• fortunately you only gag, but arthur isn't taking any chances from his spot next to you
• he's really tempted to tape a bag over your mouth just in case
• but settles for holding onto one, just to be safe
• finally, you all stumble out of the van, throwing away barf bags as you stretch your legs outside of the gas station
• "y/n look at me!"
• seans wearing a pair of pineapple sun glasses he snatched from the rack behind him
• "sexy, eh?"
• javier knocks over a display of chips
• arthur's piling at least six energy drinks in front of the poor clerk
• john slips on lenny's spilt slushie
• you stand there, contemplating your life decisions
• this was gonna be a long trip
Red Dead Redemption x Modern!Reader
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Sean: Name something you could hurt yourself riding on.
Reader: *side eyeing Arthur*
Reader: ......a horse.
—
Reader: Can I swear?
Hosea: Yes, you can swear.
Reader: Fu...
Hosea: Go on.
Reader: I’m nervous-
—
Reader: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.
Dutch: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?!
Reader: Lightly stabbed.
—
Reader: I wish you could block people in real life.
Charles: Restraining order.
Sadie: Murder.
—
Reader: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god.
Arthur: I swear-
—
Reader: Woah..... look! Look how pretty the moon is tonight! So bright. So good.
Hosea, frantically pressing down on Reader’s stab wound: Y-Y/N, that’s a streetlamp-
—
Arthur: What’s the name of that guy we always run into at the market?
Reader: His cat’s name is Mr. Whiskers.
Arthur:
Arthur: That’s not what I asked-
Reader: That’s the information I have.
—
Reader: Aww, shoot!
Reader: Guess I've got a hole new problem now.
Reader: Dude really was gunning for me, huh?
Reader: Really rifled my feathers, to be hon-
Javier, trying to slow the bleeding: sTOP MAKING PUNS, YOU WERE JUST SHOT-
—
Micah: If you don’t like me at my worst, then you don’t like me at my best.
Reader:
Reader: I don’t like you at ALL-
—
John: Do I look like a minion??
Abigail: No, honey, you’re very handsome.
Charles: You look great, John.
Reader:
Reader: I think the bitch do.
Sadie: Y/N!
the golden trio as students at alfea
rosalind: is he stupid?
farah, whispering: yes, but he prefers to be called andreas
The Seeds: Nothing can stop our completion of Eden’s Gate.
Deputy: Excuse me. I am homeless, I am gay, and I am New in Town.
ALL EYES ON ME [Far Cry 5]
(mashup done by me of these two versions: x & x )
I looove it ❤️
Hey guys! ❤️
I‘m a small hobby author from germany with almost 12 years of writing experience (:
Normally, I just write in german and only for myself. But I guess it‘s time to try something else. English is my second language, so I hope you‘ll forgive me some mistakes :D
For my new start I thought I could write some one-shots for my favorite fandoms (which are a lot, btw). If you guys have any requests, please let me know! I would be really glad. ❤️
Here you got a small first list of what genres and fandoms I do:
Attack on Titan
Naruto
One Piece
Far Cry 5
Red Dead Redemption 2
Detroit: Become Human
Marvel Cinematic Universe
I‘m gonna do a full list in the future. If your fandom isn‘t listet, just ask me! Maybe I‘m gonna write something to it too.
Please, don‘t be shy and help a small, new author!
PS: I even do roleplay, so if you‘re interested, just hit me up ❤️