Yeah, Yeah. I Know, I'm Like 12.

Hannah | 20 | bisexual | cis | she/her 😔+🤠+🤡 i’m kind of obsessed with clowns right now. can’t explain it.

[thestanconfessions]

[exercicedestyle]

by anatoly kochnev

[alle-regretto]

bonjour

[just-bears-here]

Let him in

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

[unclefather]

Don’t leave

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[thegolddig]

Mood Swing pin

(more information, more gold)

[khealywu]

Assorted cheese hell………yes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anomiris]

[anxietyproblem]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[animatedtext]

no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

[tokyo-fashion]

Japanese shironuri artist Minori on the street in Harajuku wearing dark handmade, remake, and vintage fashion including a black lace face mask, a brocade dress, a veil, sheer skirt, pillbox bag, and platform boots. Full Look

[lux-astralis]

the funniest thing is that they really weren't the impostor

[lyshtola]

Haatepah on instagram: ‘Native Dracula’

[bidoof]

[please-respond]

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[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is just how hospitals are