If You're Reading This, Why?

I got those eggplants from bee and puppycat like when it first came out and then several years later learned that the emoji was a thing but I'm too stubborn/lazy to change it, just like how I'm neither dapper nor stalking let alone yours. The only original content you'll find here are the tags. Rip to you if you're on desktop, I only use mobile and haven't a clue how bad this theme looks anymore. And no, sorry, I don't know how to not ramble, and commas only enable me further.

[suonko]

by Aliriza CAKIR

[strawlessandbraless]

Great-Eared Nightjar aka the ‘baby Dragon’ bird Appreciation Post 🐉 🐥

📷 credit: Live Science

[tsalala]

Sightseeing.

Taken in Tadoba-Andhari Tiger Reserve, India Photographed by Supratim Kar

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[shadyfolk]

[dickslapthestate]

what do you mean you’re at soup?!?!

[dynamightzero]

I’m happy you heard italian like this

[scifiseries]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[teaboot]

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

[teaboot]

We Are One step Closer

[funny-tik-toks]

[theriu]

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

[showing0resultsforsanity]

"what did you think you were here for?"

[sakura-skady]

[belzebubsofficial]

Hey, everyone. Here’s a simple little guide to your basic mosh pits. Enjoy!

[lambergeier]

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[lambergeier]

yeah it makes life worthwhile. i hope you get to hang out with a bunch of people you really like for several days in a row some time soon!

[pmamtraveller]

"alligator lizards in the air" by mendezmendez

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with low white spotting, black spotted tabby with low white spotting

[rickybabyboy]

you forgot the attacking and violence

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[yourspecialeyes]

Reddit user has cracked the code on how to read fanfic and study at the same time

(image via twitter)

[televisionenjoyer]

original reddit post

[jjapplepie]

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[sevens-for-dawn]

[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.

Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"

Receiving: "[four eye emojis]

Receiving: "How many?"

Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"

Sending: "1"

Description ends.]

[catasters]

[nevver]

Most people came to watch the sky, Janice Chan (because)