Hello dear

Slytherin. INTJ. Introvert. Bi. Linny is my OTP💖

[jisungjuice]

After the Roonil Wazlib incident writing your name with malfunctioning spell-checking quills becomes a Hogwarts meme.

“What’s your spell-checking quill name?”

“Seamont Fudgenigun”

“Wicked, mine’s Ermiliep Makmoolion.”

Fred and George start selling them with the worn off spell on purpose and calling them Nickname Quills.

There’s graffiti around Hogwarts using the names. “Pants Piikerzloop was here.”

But most importantly, everyone uses their nickname in front of Snape, even if they don’t really know the reason behind it, it’s just a thing that happens now.

And it drives Silvrunx Snipp crazy.

[bey]

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

[bana05]

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

[noahwyles]

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

[embyrr922]

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

[tommyhollandisthebest]

thor: *picks up a snake*

snake: 

[marvelsupershitposting]

I had already posted this video but I found it with another caption so I must reblog

[tiredngay]

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

[moneyes]

we vote.

[afniel]

We vote.

[kabaks]

excuse me

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

This was seriously the best prank

[zzzilovetosleep]

One my favorite pranks

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Domino being a supportive teammate. 

[amaskdescribingamask-deactivate]

Why doesn’t Netflix add some good horror like scooby doo on zombie island?

[suffuse]

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

[cherenkovs]

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[smitethestate]

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

[30-minute-memes]

My one hope for the Detective Pikachu movie is that the Squirtle Squad appears as a local gang at some point

[20dollarfalloutboy]

WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN YOU SAY WEDDING

[downbelowtheborder-deactivated2]

WEDDING

[panicatryan]

WEDDING

[20dollarfalloutboy]

YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG

[softheartselectricsouls]

THE POOR GROOM’S BRIDE IS A WHORE

[wildflowerhowell]

SHOTGUN

[petewentz-]

[animalbody]

Always reblog

[tamberoo]

DeAAAAATH of a baaAAAAchEELOOOOORRRRRRR

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[hyrude]

my french prof: if you’re talking about a girl cat, you still have to use the masculine. “une chatte” is something… related to cats, but it’s inappropriate and you don’t have any reason to be using it in the context of this class. don’t use it anymore please

everyone for the next 10 minutes: pussy? oh, pussy? pussy? is it pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy? pussy?

[scarletwitch]

#wanda’s smile #!!!

[r-dart]

[timemachineyeah]

  I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

[eroticmirotic]

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

[nyardynn]

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

[cushfuddled]

GLORIOUS

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this