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skeletortilla

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Welp time to log off for the blackout

Let's see how many bots are still untouched

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Kanye West’s Ass after December 17th

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dawn of the final day 24 hours remain

#just gonna post these here while i still can

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its sunday

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happy sunday

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a sad violin for all the fingers in his ass memes that will die on december 17th

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here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

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This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

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HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

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if you’re wondering what this is it’s 80 boys preforming the Halo theme in a bathroom. Click the link to the other video it’s worth it lmao

skeletortilla

#the last one.

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Dec. 16 is the last fingers in his ass day

he can finally be put to rest

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That lazy eye got me

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Basically Tumblr soon (right now)

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We should be reskinning Chuck Norris jokes to be All Might jokes and we should be doing it now. If you see this and you have some gold, add yours and reblog. I’ll start.

All Might has a grizzly bear rug in his office. The bear isn’t dead, it’s just afraid to move.

All Might died six years ago, but Death hasn’t had the courage to tell him yet.

All Might counted to infinity - twice.

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*cracks knuckles* oh man I loved these when I was younger

All Might jokes? False: All Might facts.

All Might doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

When All Might touches water, he doesn’t get wet, the water gets All Might.

All Might can divide by zero.

Hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs, All Might can kill 100% of whatever he wants.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for All Might.

All Might can hear sign language.

All Might beat the sun in a staring contest.

Once a cobra bit All Might’s leg. After five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

All Might has a diary. It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

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YES THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF, THIS IS WHAT I’M ABOUT! ALL THE COOKIES FOR YOU, MY FRIEND!!

All Might has already been to Mars. That’s why there’s no sign of life there.

All Might is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of tennis.

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AHHHHH THANKS here I have too many XD

There used to be a street named after All Might, but it was changed because no one crosses All Might and lives.

All Might built the hospital that he was born in.

All Might has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with All Might.

When All Might does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

All Might hit 11 out of 10 targets… with 9 punches.

And finally:

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All Might once kicked a horse in the chin. It’s decendants are known today as giraffes.

porterr-robinson

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in hanks fucking voice, too

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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