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Personal/21/Joshua

[milkbeam]

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

Me

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

YOU. HAD. GUNS. ALL 8 OF YOU.

HE HAD A KNIFE. A /KNIFE/ HES LEVEL 2 HES WEARING A SUIT, NO ARMOUR

[dog-dykes]

he brought a knife to a gun fight and still won

[sleepyspoonie]

i just moved to texas like two weeks ago and i am overwhelmed by all of the texas things, like, i went to HEB and there was cheese shaped like texas i was crying??

like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything

texas shaped gravestones

texas shaped mirrors

texas shaped cheese

texas shaped pools

texas shaped glasses

honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas

[nepkrisprite]

What about texas shaped eggs?

[sleepyspoonie]

texas shaped eggs

and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some

texas shaped waffles

texas shaped toast

and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!

i can’t make this up

[equius]

this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now

[stratosphericstrawberryslimexlr]

WELCOME TO TEXAS

[memedaddy-signless]

From my personal collection:

Texas Shaped party trays

Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital

Texas Shaped cookie cutters

Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these

And not from my own photographs:

Texas Shaped Pizza

Texas Shaped chips

Texas Shaped Chocolates

As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.

[kailamermaid]

Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this

[littlebearie]

This isn’t normal? lol

[shithowdy]

@irritatedhiss

[luxwing]

I can confirm that all of this is 100% accurate, I’ve seen most of this, and im surprised no one listed the birdbaths

note the boots

also, hate the crust on ur PB&J but wanna show how much u fuckin love texas too? Get this piece of shit and ruin ur life

Not good enough? HOW ABOUT A GODDAMN TEXAS FUCKIN SINK

OR A TEXAS TABLE

or something completely useless

i hate this state please help me

[mercurialways]

I hate it here omfg

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

I love Texas

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

@kaylasmaname

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

How to Accept Yourself

1. Focus on your positive qualities. It’s true that we can all improve in some ways – but start by finding your good qualities – and recognise that these are a major part of who you are.

2. Be aware of, and fight against, your negative self-talk. Negative self talk can quickly snowball and become an angry tirade against yourself – so you become your own worst critic and your own worst enemy. Instead, choose to respect yourself, to love, affirm and believe in yourself.

3. Don’t dwell on things you know you cannot change. We all have imperfections, weaknesses and flaws. They’re really not that crucial, and they’re not that big a deal. Try to keep them in perspective – and change what you CAN change.

4. Make your own decisions – don’t always look to others, and think that they know better … But choose to trust yourself.

5. Always try to do your best – as that’s all that is required. You’re a normal human being who’ll sometimes get it wrong. When you do, just forgive youself, then get up and move on.

[finallythebest]

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

I am so bitter tonight.

[kawaki]

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

Changed my url from Yourdeadbeatboyfriend to Mexicanamericanfootball

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

I need to stop being so emotional and hurt easily. I was drawing earlier and this person was just making fun of me.

[5oil]

[unclefather]

i want someone to do this to my vagina

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

Same

[weloveshortvideos]

My kitty loves kisses on her mouth

[felt-u]

ME N MY CAT

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

@readingfreak you

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

.

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

My dad opens the laptop I was using and saw that I was looking at lush stuff. "what the hell is dark angels?!" "It sounds like a drug!" "this looks like coal! "

[ptrckstmph-blog]

[checks someone’s blog for their age] jesus fucking christ it’s like i’m chaperoning a dance

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i think the reason i get so irritated with tumblr now  is because everyone’s always so angry and everything has to be a debate and i’m just? too old? like go play in your salt mines children and leave grandma alone 

[theriversandtheroads]

East Austin love poems.

[yourdeadbeatboyfriend]

I remember seeing this and posted a picture on Instagram some broad commented on the photo and make making fun of me because she assume I was thinking this was the real "I love you so much" wall and told me to stay out of Austin.