Mammon's Crow

18♥️ I write for the Obey Me and Stardew Valley Fandom

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

Mammon with a deaf! reader as a best friend 

Mammon x deaf!reader (platonic)

TW: Slight mentions of lewd talk, Mammon being dum dum

Gender Neutral reader is used in this

Definitely the type to confuse deaf and mute

When you first try to talk to him he is all like "wtf I thought you couldn't speak"

You can't help but face-palm yourself at his words

After the whole situation is cleared up you quickly become friends 

Thank Diavolo he isn't saying dumb stuff like that anymore

He knows it's not easy for you to talk to him when you can't hear yourself so he tries his best to learn ASL

I feel like in the beginning of learning ASL he definitely mixes up a lot of signs

There has been a time where he accidentally signed something lewd to you, causing you to break into a fit of laughter

Holding your stomach while you wheeze, you correct him 

He embarrassedly looks away, signing something to you to play it off even though you can practically feel the heat radiating off him

Sometimes you will even sign something lewd back just to tease him

Later on in your friendship you buy a journal just for the two of you to talk

You even buy a giant marker pack to make the journal colorful 

ASL is still used between you two but you just find it so fun to go through the journal together before bed, pointing out small things in it

Inside, the two of you fill it with silly doodles that poke fun of each other or really colorful conversations, half of them look like they're on crack 

You two even have sections where you've made lists of things you want to do together and Mammon's "brilliant" money making schemes 

Whenever you plan a little friend date you both check some of the idea in the journal and pick a few to do for that day

Your days are always filled with fun with him

In his car the two of you will use Mammon's D.D.D to play the playlist you made together 

You can't hear the song but you love signing along to it

Mammon occasionally joining in on the parts he knows 

He just can't help but love how immersed you get in the playlists when the two of you sign along to it

Neither of you could ask for a better friend

[froggimoto-tatsuki]

Sam: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Sebastian: Just rip the bandage off.

Sam: It’s Farmer(Y/N)

Sebastian: Put the bandage back on.

[smallestapplin]

I’m back to request more stardew fluff,

Abigail, Sam, and Sebastian x reader (separate) where the stardew characters are having a mental freak out after realizing their crush on the reader

>:)

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Sam

- Out of the three Sam realizes his feelings for you the last, but once he realizes it he freaks out. Sebastian's phone blows up because Sam if losing his mind, spam texting his friend and asking for help. Sebastain just stares at his phone watching the messages roll in.

'Oh my Yoba their smile is like the sun.'

'Oh'

'Oh no'

'SEEEEEBBBB HELP!'

'I know you are seeing these you bitch'

'I think Im in love'

'Son of of bitch i caaaaaant'

'WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE ARE YOU SEEING THIS CUTE SLEEPY MF?????'

Sebastian just sighs.

- Sam mentions you every hang out, just asking for help cause he's so cool and confident until you wave hi to him.

- Then he's stuttering, shaking, tripping over his own feet, making a fool of himself. He's screaming the second you are out of sight, nearly punching the air cause he fucked up.

- He just wants to impress you, but his heart flutters and brain shuts off the moment you are around him.

- Even if you're laughing at how adorkable he is, he's swooning and smitten, just wanting to hear more of it.

- Send help

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Abigail

- probably the most casual about it, never changes in how she interacts with you, you'd never guess she's screaming internally everytime you touch her shoulders or back.

- The moment you leave her house, she's shoving her face into her pillow and screaming as loud as she can.

- The mental gymnastics she does to see everything you do with her as romantic is honestly hilarious. She acts calm, but she jotting everything down in her head as a mental note, trying to keep track of everything you do and have done for her.

- Sam and Sebastian get front row seats to her conspiracy theory board and red strings, as she tries to explain why she you would be cute together and fight together in the mines.

- The two men just look at each other as she yaps on and on about how in love she is and she's not stopping anytime soon.

- They are suffering.

- Not as much as Abigail when you gift her a good geode you found, she can't eat it, she can't, it was a gift from you....it'll stay on her shelf and she smiles at it everytime she sees it.

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Sebastian

- the second he realizes he's in love with you was when you were napping on his couch, he just looked over to you and smiled softly at how peaceful you looked, you clearly needed this nap.

- Oh.....oh fuck-

- He just wants to kiss your forehead and wish you a well night, but it's a smack in the face when he realizes it wants to do that at all.

- You'll wake up and bid him good night to leave for your farm.

- It'll be the last time you see him for a week.

- Avoids you like the plague so he can get control of his heart, everytime he catches a glimpse of you his knees go week, his heart feels like it'll beat out of his chest.

- He can't handle it, he's a mess.

- Sam will ask him about it, cause you've grown worried about the emo man.

- Sebastian just lets out a silent screech and hides his face in his hands, blushing cause you worry about him, but he feels back he's made you worried.

- Sam has to drag him back to you at the saloon, and all Sebastain can get out if a squeak.

- You laugh about it, thinking it was cute.

- He's going to die here-

[chocoramii]

og under the cut 🩷🩷🩷

[pompasookie]

lyrics from Your Best American Girl by our savior, Mitski

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

What the heck guys, no way Mammon just literally growled at me. XDD lmao because why is this so freaking funny.

[cafe-smut]

One of my favorite things about Obey Me is that if you put anything on Mammon that forces him to speak the truth, he immediately wants it gone/off and for one singular reason.

Levi: *puts truth bracelet on Mammon*

Mammon, turning to Lucifer: I would do anything for you. I love you. You're my big brother and I'd fall into hell all over again for you. GET THIS THING OFF OF MEEEE

And it always ends with Lucifer staring at Mammon like he's seeing a small little angel all over again and falls in love (PLATONIC YOU BITCHES) with his brother all over again and then lets Mammon get away with shit for a week because that's his precious baby brother. If I were Mammon I would use that shit all the time.

[l3viat8an]

Ok we all know how much you love streamer Levi but what about an au or something with Streamer Mammon? 

I do love streamer!Levi <333 still so happy it’s canon now too!!!! But!!!! Streamer!Mammon sounds fun too- so plz enjoy some headcanons!!! cuz apparently I had a lot to say :) also it’s been so long since I’ve done hcs so these are all over the place- sorry jsjsjs

Listen Mammon only started streaming after he saw how much money Levi made streaming- manz could not believe people actually pay other people to play games???- weirdos.

He’s like really good at COD- idk why or how he just is-

Honestly whenever he plays games, he’s either the first or the last to die…..there’s just no in between. Mammon plays so aggressively, his plan either flops right out the gate or he wins the game.

He’ll play just about any game that’s popular or trending thinking it’ll get him good ratings (and it usually does-)

Makes a big deal out of ‘playing games for the first time ever!!’ on stream because his fans love watching him skip tutorials “who has time for that crap???” and fail the first time.

He calls his subs, his grimm and they call him pookie jkjk-

He’s really good at survival games and games that require a lot of precision timing. Even if Mammon acts like a goofball he can focus and it’s impressive!

He’s in this ‘war’ with Levi where they raid each other’s streams all the damn time which is really funny cuz they share a ton of fans, so it’s more like fans running back and forth.

When they’re not ‘at war’ Levi and Mammon actually play together a lot!! Subs love when they have devilcart tournaments or team up and speedrun some dungeon.

Mammon always clams he’s more popular then Levi and makes more money!!! But they’re pretty even all around. Their numbers are only a few thousand followers off and tips are almost the same.

He has tons, and I mean tons of sponsors / sponsorships. He’s really good at casual product placement, showing the label / name of what he’s drinking or snacking on, on stream and sponsors love that shit-

If you two are dating your relationship is very public. He loves to posts about you on all his social media and show you off!!! Your his and he makes sure all his fans know he’s taken <3

Always invites you to come on stream with him!!!

Or he’ll start streams like “Come watch me beat my (gf/bf) at (game name)!!!” and the stream almost always ends with you winning ;)

After you’ve beaten him a few times he switches to playing only sillier games with you, stuff like Minecraft, devilcart or generic domestic / cooking games.

Speaking of cooking games- he once played cooking mama on stream and had to rage quit because he kept messing up-

He’s always a blushing mess when you’re on camera, which is something his chat teases him about endlessly!!

Bonus points if you give him a little kiss on the cheek after he wins a game and his fans can watch him turn bright red~

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

Leviathan with an MC that writes

Pairings: Leviathan x GN! Reader

TW: None

I can just imagine the two of you sitting in his bathtub facing one another late into the night, knees tucked to your chests to make room while headcanoning for whatever story you’re writing

You two definitely get way too crazy with it, writing at least 10 pages worth of headcanons on your computer every time you get the chance

I feel like sometimes the two of you get so wrapped in just talking about your little world together than you forget everything and Lucifer or Mammon will have to come get the two of you for things like dinner 

He loves listening to you talk about your story ideas and he always makes comments on them

There’s just something about the way you ramble on and on that, he finds so endearing

If he could, he’d only listen to you talk for the rest of his life

Sometimes he’ll think up his own ideas for your stories that he’ll throw at you

And it’s like the most random things ever like. “Yeah, you should make her a dragon and…” or “HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THESE TWO KISS?? I KNOW THEYRE MORTAL ENEMIES BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT!” 

Oh and he definitely reenacts any scenes he has ideas for whenever he wants to show you how he sees it

Hell, he'll even tailor a fit for each of your characters

Then he'll make you wear the fits with him so you guys can reenact the things in his head

And it’s like his ideas always just seem to FIT within your story, as if they were always meant to be there

At some point, it feels like he’s become your co-writer

Whenever you get new major ideas, you always end up seeing what he thinks about them 

If they don’t really fit into the story, the two of you will start brainstorming new ideas or ways to make it work in the story

He definitely wants to be the first to read any new chapters you make and will get really sulky if you show anyone else before him

And if your work is being published, especially chapter by chapter, he will find online forums to gush about it to anyone that will listen 

At some point, he definitely starts something like a discord server just for theorizing and fangirling over the things you’ve written

If it wasn’t for TOH, you’d definitely be his favorite author

What would be really cute is if the two of you started writing little fanfics or short stories together, either for your own story or for his favorite fandoms 

I know he probably freaks out and gets so excited when you first mention writing with him, especially if it’s a fandom he's really into

I mean, this is way different than headcanoning with you or being your makeshift co-author

Now he really IS your co-author

But of course, it goes much like the way it did before, except the two of you are writing it together paragraph by paragraph

[demonlorddiva]

Dad things the Obey me! brothers do

ive been thinking of this one for a while and i think its so funny

Lucifer

If your watching a reality tv show in the living room, he will comment on how those shows are "Fake" and "trashy" but will continue to watch it and comment on whats going on

he doesnt sit down either, cause hes "not watching" he will just stand there

Mammon

will have you hold the light while hes fixing his car

will get mad cause your not pointing it in the right direction

Curses real loud while fixing things

Levi

DAD JOKES DAD JOKES

Laughs at every single one he makes

Satan

grunts while standing up or sitting down

falls asleep on the recliner after reading for 2 seconds

Asmo

doesnt remember any of your friends names

even tho hes met them and KNOWS who they are

Beel

does the thing when hes driving and you have snacks by reaching his hand out behind him

stands by the grill the entire bbq to talk about the brisket hes smoking

Belphegor

When theres a huge storm or hurricane, he goes outside on the front porch and watches

even tho we were TOLD to go in the basement

he will be down in a minute, calm down!

[villianbell]

Lucifer: Mc can you pass me the salt

Mc : *feeling spiteful* I don't have the salt

Lucifer:.... beel pass the salt to Mc

Beel : *passes the salt to Mc*

Mc : ...

Lucifer : ...

Mc : ....

Lucifer : Mc pass the salt

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

If you're being petty, Lucifer can always be pettier.

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

Ratatouille thought

Barbatos watching Ratatouille with MC and just sighing and feeling so upset because he knows he could RUN that restaurant and solve their rat problem. Then getting upset towards the end when all the rats come in the kitchen to cook, "Mc, please turn off the tv, I can't watch any more..."

[still-a-morosexual-help]

wait a minute

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

IS THAT A CROP TOP?

DID MC COVER EVERYONE ELSE FROM HEAD TO TOE AND THEN GIVE MAMMON A SLEEVELESS CROP TOP & CHOKER?????????

DOWN BAD™

MC handing everyone else their wetsuits, overalls & winter clothes: these are to make your jobs easier for both you and your charges!😊

MC handing Mammon his outfit: this is for me.

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

Needy Mammon Idea

Just a thought but I feel like Mammon would be the annoying yet cute type of cat that acts so needy whenever you're not giving him enough attention.

Like, let's say you're doing work on your laptop or literally anything. He's the type to come up behind you and just start hugging you and nuzzling his head against yours. Then he would just whine so loudly about how you're not talking to him or won't go out with him and INSTEAD how you're spending all your time glued to your computer. This will just go on and on until you finally pay attention to him, oh, and forget about your work, once you look away from it, he's already saving it and turning off your laptop. He's the only one you should be paying attention to.

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)

[yourdearestaliengerbil]

This is so cute, especially with Karasu searches. I think Mammon's search history is probably completely full of questions about humans. Especially when the MC first arrives to the Devildom and he starts actually caring about them.

Karasu Searches include:

Can devildom ramen kill humans?

Why is my human making weird noises in their sleep?

Is snoring normal for humans?

Can humans explode?

Do you humans actually need hugs to stay alive? (Feel like Satan would convince him they need a whole 8 hugs to stay alive thing)

[lycannny]

Posting it with zero explanation.

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis