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[yourdoomlord]

as many of you are aware, i cast a spell on everyone at the party. it was at my behest to ensure that you all had a good time and thus i granted you powers you could not believe.

however, like all benevolent leaders - too much power in the wrong hands is a bad thing and i unfortunately had to take it away. sadface.

anywho, onto important news about me, doom, SOMEONE HAS STOLEN SOME THINGS FROM ME AND I AM A VERY NOT HAPPY DOOM RIGHT NOW.

RETURN MY ITEMS OR PERISH. UNTIL THEN I WILL BE RANDOMLY SELECTING INDIVIDUALS TO THROW INTO THE DOOMGEON. 

SO

if your name starts with a ‘m’, an ‘e’, or a ‘r’ please report to your nearest doombot and you will be treated to AS MANY NIGHTS as i wish stay in the doomgeons.

tell me who took these items and you can go free.

come on, it won’t be so bad. i promise.

i won’t even hurt them - they’ll have a nice stay in THE PIT OF DOOM.

sincerely yours, your ever-loving, ever-nice overlord,

doctor doom.

[yourdoomlord]

[from doreen] ok i've been thinking about this a LOT and your programming language is starting to drive me a bit crazy--it's pretty obtuse and confusing and has incredibly limited functionality; can i please suggest switching to ruby? it's way more effective than just spelling out variations of D00M a lot. thanks.

( @squirrlgrl​ )

i’ve given this some thought. REALLY gave it some thought and i think the logical conclusion and answer to all of this is….

NO.

NO I WILL NOT CHANGE IT.

GET USED TO IT OR PERISH.

sincerely,

Doom.

[yourdoomlord]

if you're more handsome that doctor richards and tony stark then why are you covering up your face? (anonymous but it's actually from cho)

because… IT IS A SURPRISE. MY BEAUTY WOULD BLIND YOU ALL DUE TO THE SHEEN AND CLEARNESS OF MY SKIN. ( @chcsamadeus )

…maybe I should do a beauty vlog? 

no, that would indulge you plebes with my secrets.

SUFFER AND BE UGLY.

xo,

doom.

DOCTOR doom.

[yourdoomlord]

AHEM.

to whom it may concern, aka anh stark, whose name i have partially banned and therefor cannot write within my own addressing letter. pity.

YOU ARE A THORN IN MY SIDE, YOU LITTLE PEST. I WILL KILL YOU.

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE TINY SUIT HIDING YOUR LITTLE TINY SELF IS INSIGNIFICANT AGAINST I, THE GREAT DOCTOR DOOM.

ridiculous and dysfunctional, i’ll show you who is “ridiculous” and “dysfunctional”. 

 your name isn’t banned anymore and neither are beards, some of you are quite terrifying without them. like you, @checkigniticn​ please grow a beard back, no one wants to see your naked baby face, SIR.

and for the record, this was what TONY stark sent to me;

under a cut because it’s drivel.

( @ofblueberries​ )

So, since I’m so very bored here in the Doomgeons, I thought I’d write you another note. Or, you know, hack into your systems to leave it here.

Same thing.

Anyway, I wanted to let you know that I’ve learnt my lesson and I’d like to contritely and very apologetically say sorry for calling your Doombots “absurd” and their technology “whack”.

I was wrong. Rather, I should have said that they’re completely ridiculous and dysfunctional.

By the way, I hear you have a glitter problem. I have a solution. But I want iron, beards and the name Tony unbanned. Oh, and I want out of this dungeon. Sorry, I meant doomgeon.

[yourdoomlord]

*someone anonomyously sends Lord Doom a box of multi colored glitter. No note for why, just a box of glitter* - phoeniixrisen but shhhh theres no return address

what… is this??? WHAT IS THIS!?

I CAN’T GET ANY OF IT OFF, MY ENTIRE THRONE ROOM IS RUINED. RUINEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If i find out who did this i will KILL YOU. OR WORSE, THROW YOU IN THE PIT OF DOOM.

HOw dare yOU.

glitter is banned, all arts and crafts ARE BANNED.

( @phoeniixrisen )

[yourdoomlord]

Yo, Doomsday! I’ve got a proposition for you. I wanna work for you. Security preferably. This amount of people under your command, something’s bound to go wrong. I think I can help prevent shit like that. Interested? (Pyro)

( @pyrc-maniac )

Ahem. It is I, Doom. Ignore that imposter, that wasn’t me! You see, some of these Doombots get over-inflated opinions and believe themselves to be me, but there is only one true Doom. 

And you, you will address me by my proper name, which is Doctor Victor von DOOM, or Doctor Doom, if that’s too much for you to handle. I understand; not everyone is as clever as me. Still, ‘Doctor Doom’ shouldn’t be too much for you to handle, surely.

Doom hears that your powers involve setting things on fire. Doom accepts - Doom needs a new cook. Report to the royal kitchens tomorrow. 

[yourdoomlord]

So by banning iron you know you're banning red meat like chicken, pork, turkey, eggs, and fish. And vegetables like spinach and broccoli (Riri)

annnD?????????????????????????????????

you’re a smart child, i’m sure you’ll figure out something else to eat. go be like the other kids and eat at mcdoomald’s. we all know that’s not real meat.

( @ironhrtsriri )

[yourdoomlord]

Victor, would you be so kind and order your robots out of the classrooms. They're not the best sight to see for learning. (from reed)

you see, REED ( @richardsrccd ) - i stopped reading when you started to ask me something.

and then i continued to reed to see who it was from. when i realized it was you, reed, far more inferior and less handsome than i, doom - i decided to ignore your request doubly.

so take that ! request ignored. twice. HAHA.

- DOCTOR doom

[yourdoomlord]

i can make coffee? build some stuff sometimes, i guess? i'm really good at star wars trivia?? please don't hurt me

star wars? what do i need with star wars. i am the intergalactic emperor - DARTH VADER BOWS TO ME.

coffee though - yes i could use a coffee assistant, so you’re on - at least until i can find another use for you.

[yourdoomlord]

It was me, I upgraded your doom bots. They look absurd and their technology is whack.

you WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

there was nothing to upgrade, they were already perfect, how dare you.

HOW DARE YOU TONY STARK.

i thought you were dead… isn’t that what the news said? how are you alive? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

was it magic

you can tell me, i won’t tell a soul.

unless, of course, you don’t have a soul????

just for this, i’m banning iron. all iron - any sort of mention of iron, also the name tony. and beaRDS - NO MORE BEARDS.

…. also you must serve two weeks in the doomgeons - i have plans for you.

……………………………………

i mean i’m going to make you build things, don’t think because you’re handsome that i want you.

now be nice to the doombots, they’ll only be rough if you struggle.

[yourdoomlord]

hi mister supreme lord doom, sir, i'm very sorry and it won't happen again, please don't throw me in a pit

oh, that’s incredibly sweet and kind of you, i could almost bake you little sweet doomkies for this, do you like milk? i can have a doom cow brought in specifically at this request -

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU’RE THAT LITTLE—-

ahem.

what are you good at? are you good at anything? perhaps we can make a deal.

[yourdoomlord]

so SOMEBODY has been spray painting my DOOMBOTS red !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

when i find out who has done this, YOU WILL PAY.

and because it is expensive to clean them, i’ve decided at the mercy of my heart that red is no longer outlawed - you’re welcome.

aNOTHER THING: halloween is coming yet, so prepare for something deliciously fun - !  NO MASKS. only I get to wear a mask around here, ME.

and don’t think i didn’t see you @scarlctreilly​ !!!

you know what you’ve done.

LET THIS BE A WARNING TO ALL - DISOBEY ME AND RUIN MY PROPERTY AND YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO THE PIT OF DOOM.

or the doomgeons. whichever i see fits you best.

Ta-ta,

yours truly,

your loving an enigmatic leader,

doctor victor von doom.

[humanveil]

Utopias can be a bit boring, can’t they?

DOCTOR DOOM #1 (2019)

[yourdoomlord]

DOOMIZENS!

it has been brought to my concern, me doom, that there are WHISPERS about BANANAS being currency in my planet?! this is farce, FAKE NEWS. do not LISTEN to those LIARS!!!

please continue to use the appropriate currency, you’ll know it - it has my face on it, my glorious face - the latverians use it, it’s not that hard to use and it looks nothing like a banana.

oh, and also? i’m considering changing things up around here - do you like the color red? TOO BAD. ITS BANNED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - now you can wear any color other than red. 

for now.

sincerely,

yours truly,

your glorious and wonderful leader,

doctor victor von doom.