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so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana
this is how political statistics work I think
Just realised that the 4 silent letters in "queue" actually make sense. It's as if they were... in a queue behind the first one.
scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unlessâïžyou eat a lemon
just realised there's an owo in coworker and now i can't properly pronounce it anymore
The meow in homeowner was bad enough. Now I have to know this too. Thanks.
So using outdated software without security updates is generally bad, yes.
But.
There's probably a limit to that.
Because who is dedicated enough to still write/maintain malware for Windows 95?
Imma go daily drive OS/2 Warp or something.
...yeah, sure...
Maria SkĆodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me
[a rant about military service]
My country just sent out a small book to the people, something along the lines of "safety manual".
What it did contain, somewhere at the beginning: a special bold large font warning with an exclamation mark sign saying that if you ditch the military when called, wherever you are in the world, you will go to prison.
What it did not contain: any kind of mention that there is in fact a procedure for being a conscientious objector (where you are still forced to involuntarily work for the country, only not in the actual military).
How the fuck is slavery-by-default, with just a deeply hidden way to maybe make it with less dangerous, still socially acceptable in this day and age? And the fact that it's also gender-based discrimination (only men are taken, with some exceptions) makes it even slightly worse.
How am I supposed to even remotely want to defend this country (and even now, not exploit it on every occasion) when it confirms that in case of military conflict it will be my biggest enemy, enslaving me and forcing me to fight + possibly die for it? It seems kinda as though the most logical and ethical choice then is to support whoever my country is fightingâthey are battling my oppressor after all.
"Alastor is so UwU"
...or, we finally startes Hazbin Hotel
as an archivist I am begging you
put dates on everything
donât believe digital stuff is preserved forever - if itâs really important (documents, photos, etc) print it out
name your files accurately I know it sucks but please
donât destroy the original just bc you scanned it
rubber cement is the devilâs adhesive use photo corners and quit gluing shit
you will NOT remember write it down
if you staple things to the inside of a folder I will find you
your public library probably has equipment to digitize old media for free or can at least get you connected with somewhere that does!
If you see more worms than usual on your way to work, start stocking up on fire extinguishers.
Always check your collegues against old photos you have of them - better safe than sorry.
If you physically cannot quit your job, i am sorry (at least you get to kill your boss though).
AHH, this track induces just the right amount of anxiety for those lyrics.
Also, despite all our hatred towards rap, The Raven's rhythm is SO COMPATIBLE with this type of arrangement. Ah, Edgar Allan Poe, the famous precursor of hip hop.
"ROBERT SMIRKE, AVATAR OF BOB THE FVCâIÏG BUILDER"
is easily among the most valuable chains of words that Tiktok ever gave us.
âyouâre so funnyâ thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s
On January 1st 2020 I updated my profile picture with the following caption:
Thatâs what we were like back then: young and endowed with immense potential. Filled with rebellious sarcasm and stray ideas, and yet naĂŻvely lost among countless possibilities offered by the decadent end of the Golden Age.
Dear friends, welcome to the Twisted Twenties.
So, yeah, Apollo and his dodgeball etc.
You always (at least since we know You) had this mad neighbourhood prophet vibe, Y'know. So we recall fearing for our lives seeing that then.
Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. theyâre training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes
thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae
listen, buddy
the way this world is going, i will happily jump into a glowing portal and get abducted by the fae
