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This tiny headed genius shall win 2016

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Some things I've done with Apple watch in the last 11 hours.

- Unpacked the watch around 1pm - Set my Mickey Mouse face. - Set a countdown timer. - Stopwatched a render. - Charged it to 80% - Sent an animated emoticon to a friend iphones 6. It showed up as an animated gif. - Checked my calendar, for next meetings. - Paired bluetooth headphones to the watch. - Checked Onnifocus for next tasks. - Received a bunch of animated gifs - Dictated 3 text messages. 2 in the office and 1 at a loud bar. And all 3 transcribed perfectly. Is siri better on the watch than the iphone? - Stood up and walked around because my watch told me to. - Remote controlled overcast podcast app. - Checked Maps and for some reason it showed my route home and estimated travel time automatically. Cool and weird. - Remote controlled my AppleTV at home. - Launched Uber and it was tracking my ride with a map. (i hailed it with my phone) - Changed my watch face to “Simple”. - Paid for a cab with Apple Pay on the watch. - Replied to a bunch of texts with just the contextual responses. No typing. - Checked Twitterrific - Checked Instagram, liked some pics. - Checked Foursquare to see if it knew where i was. My bar was the 1st in the “nearest” list. - Shazamed a song from my bar stool in a loud crowded bar. It nailed it. (“Stripped” by depeche mode) - Checked my watch for the time, noticed my battery is at 43%, either that or it’s 43F degrees out, I’m drunk. - it’s almost midnight.

I’ve used my phone four times today: - To setup the watch. - To take photos at work. - To hail an Uber - To write this.

Not bad for the first day.

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This issue of Charlie Hebdo's cover art:

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Man Haron Monis’ site http://sheikhharon.com

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Do your beneficiaries need a no questions asked life insurance payout?

Use takata brand airbags. Death is inevitable  —

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Eric Garner: No charges in NY chokehold case - BBC News

m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30317807?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central Download the official Twitter app here

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http://www.vox.com/2014/11/25/7281165/darren-wilsons-story-side

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Victoria votes

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NSA back door in windows 8 uncovered...

technobuffalo.com/2013/08/22/nsa…

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Times of Iraq: ISIS Chief Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi injured from U.S.-led air strike

www.timesofiraq.com/2014/11/isis-chief-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-injured.html?m=1

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Coordinated blasts target Fatah officials in Gaza

bigstory.ap.org/article/178460948fc74d83a65c3b5d96cb0ecb/coordinated-blasts-target-fatah-officials-gaza

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Terrorists Hunt Down YouTuber Using Information From a Fake DMCA Claim - CraveOnline

www.craveonline.com.au/lifestyle/tech-and-gadgets-news/785199-terrorists-hunt-youtuber-using-information-fake-dmca-claim

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Meet The Wisconsin Army Vet Who's Fighting With The Kurds Against IS

www.rferl.mobi/a/american-matson-kobani-fighting-peshmerga-islamic-state/26675930.html