[amixedwitch]

tchaikowsky donating his skull to the royal shakespeare company in the hopes of becoming yorick is the most dramatic ass dark academia shit ever and you can’t convince me otherwise 

[disordercinema]

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE and you will not believe it that they never used on actual productions, only rehearsals because people got creeped out and didn’t want to use it, UNTIL DAVID TENNANT IN 2008

THAT MAD MAN ACTUALLY PERFORMED WITH THE REAL SKULL!

They had to stop using cause once the audience found out that was Tchaikovsky’s fucking bones(!) they got creeped out too and didn’t want it there, BUT DAVID JUST WENT “YEAH, LET ME HOLD THIS PIANIST’S FUCKING SKULL, WHO CARES”

[owlmylove]

tumblr will never die because we’re all too incoherent and petty to leave. someone will just pirate the source code and start running “tunglr” and we’ll all move over like the chucklefucks we are

[owlmylove]

every time web developers try to “rebrand” or “repurpose” this website we just sink our heels deeper into the quicksand of our own absurdity

[owlmylove]

look what im saying is there was a story abt a group of artists whose house was demolished in order to make room for a new shopping mall and, once it was constructed, they fueled their rage and pettiness at being displaced into finding an unused room in the building, renovated it into a condo, outfitted it with a fully stocked kitchen, china hutch, AC, TV and gaming system and then proceeded to live in the mall undetected for years. that creativity? absurdity? sheer stubborn pettiness? thas tumblr babey!!!!

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

[elenafisher]

You’re afraid I’ll be everything you could never be – without you. Which is the rub? You only want me to do well, so long as you had your hand in it… You may go, rectoress. I have business to attend to.

“Bottled Appetites” The Witcher (2019)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mattoyaki-deactivated20250509]

We stan

[meddlsome]

what is wrong with americans

[ms-demeanor]

So I guess a TSA agent just went to jail for falsely imprisoning a person who he followed and made strip a second time before allowing them to board their flight.

And, first of all, I'm glad that fucker got arrested.

Second, hey, we should disband the TSA because it's ineffective security theater that has normalised state interference as a part of day to day life.

Third, I'm really tired of getting kicked in the fuck by realizing that bad shit that happens isn't just bad shit that happens, sometimes it's actual crimes and I probably could have said something to someone if I wasn't so convinced that it's just a thing that happens or that nobody would believe me/care.

Anyway, heads up for the other oblivious folks out there: if you're getting strip searched multiple times and if the person doing the searching is isolating you that's probably a good reason to, I dunno, call a lawyer or talk to a paramedic or find somebody slightly trustworthy and say something.

Also dismantle the carceral state and the abuses inherent in the system, buds. 🤙

[lookingattheedgeoftime]

[panspanther]

Gan Eden

[rumade]

I want to hug that fat little tree so badly it makes my heart ache

[vandalslife]

[thempress]

[youngbertreynolds]

Maybe put it on a canvas instead of someone’s property, and we can all be happy.

[niggardlydefiant-deactivated201]

who paying for these canvases or the art programs so these kids can have that? Why should it matter if these run down buildings that never get fixed up anyway get graffiti’d? 

[kyssthis16]

Therein lies the issue. Art programs, both visual and performance based, are the first programs to be cut. Canvas ain’t cheap. Neither are the supplies. Much of the graffiti that takes place IS on buildings that are run down. The gov’t didn’t place any value on these properties and yet get pissy with dudes “vandalizing” their shit. You can’t have it both ways, ya dig. 

[cijithgeek-deactivated20121104]

My father was a garment contractor in LA. In the late 80s, he owned the building where he had his factory. He thought it would be a cool idea to commission local graffiti artists, usually young Black and Latino men looking to stay out of trouble, to paint murals on his buildings. After all, he runs a garment design/manufacturing company, and creative signage is great advertising.

One day, he showed up to the building and the city just painted over the murals without permission or notice.

First, the city told him he couldn’t have graffiti art on HIS building because it brought down property value. After he complained, then they said: ok you can do this, but you need a permit. After he got the permit, then the city said: ok, but you can only use these artists.  Of course, these artists were all White graphic design students from USC, and of course they charged 3x more.

There is a prejudice against this type of art, and it’s racial.  Banksy vandalizes folks buildings all the time, and folks treat him like the Messiah. He ain’t doing nothing new that Black and Brown folks haven’t done for decades.

[kyssthis16]

I’m reblogging because BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elpatronrealg]

[aghostforafriend-deactivated201]

Bullshit

[werpiper]

BRILLIANT

[aimofdestiny]

@petermorwood

[petermorwood]

Swords from nails are cute: for how-to reference, here’s a video.

And here are some more ex-nails.

This looks like something Terry would have given the Nac mac Feegle. (NB, must glow blue in the presence of lawyers…)

If you want something bigger, there are plenty of photos of handsome knives made from old US railroad spikes…

This one is so well-finished that it looks incomplete without a proper grip; of course a grip would conceal its origin. YMMV. Swings and roundabouts..

Not just knives…

There are even swords (with extra metal added, of course).

There’s an attractive Middle Earth Elvish look to these.

[jell-o-cat]

Man that first one is like swords for mice

[imonlyadumpling]

Damn, I can now make my own swords

[wrenwestpresents]

@lycaanroc

[necroterra-deactivated20190106]

@we-are-blacksmith

[we-are-blacksmith]

I have been tagged a fair few times in this, but I am delighted every time. Once I get my forge welding down pat, I thoroughly intend to add to this list.

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[no-longer-pheonix-inside]

Reblog if you're queer, have ADHD, or hate the government.

Nobody needs to know which one.

[ghost-of-a-dreamer]

Reblog if you're all three and you want everyone to know.

[harlequinlaw]

[basmathgirl]

Johanna the Mad 

johannathemadshop

[mistysblueboxstuff]

the switch

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[determinate-negation]

why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster

[vaporize-employers]

i can tell you right now that these are rich people. it’s not the hot tub in the background. it’s not even the money suit. it’s the fact that both girls are dressed and styled like women in their 40s. seriously, i have two cousins who are rich as hell and this is how they dress. ive seen pictures of groups of them flocked together, usually somewhere with a golf course in the background, every last one of them dressed exactly like their mothers. i dont know why. but i can tell you right now with absolute certainty these girls went to a debutante ball and have had their own horse since they were 10. they named it trudy or something. i know all this because those girls are about to leave the house looking like the desperate housewives and nobody sees anything wrong with that 

[khaleesiofalldragons-deactivate]

Damn, chill^ I purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds, lets save all that salt for fries honey.

[determinate-negation]

“i purchased my first horse as a child with birthday funds”

[vaporize-employers]

“my first horse”

[medusabraids]

[dont-look-atthis]

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

[twink-on-the-brink]

i stand but i don’t face the flag nor do i recite

[dont-look-atthis]

I approve

You’re officially invited to my Heck The Rules Club^TM that I just made just now

[breathinginthecoke]

The band kids at my school had first block in a seperate building. That building generally turned the intercom down, or off. Once the principal came in and watched our class, as he do, ya know. He was upset that we didn’t do the pledge. So the next day we had to stand and do the pledge. The only person who participated was the teacher. We sat silently. It was a group decision that wasn’t discussed before hand. He said ok. Later that week a petition was delivered to the principal about the pledge and how none of the kids wanted to do that. He doubled down, and told the teacher to send any kid not participating to the office. The following Monday when his policy of sending the kids to the office was in effect the entire band class was matched down to the office.

With our interments.

The principal tried to lecture us and the trumpet players were not having it. The drum major ran us through every song right there in the office.

After that the pledge was optional.

[dont-look-atthis]

(Quietly, but with a lot of feeling) holy s h I t

[advanced-procrastination]

Friendly reminder that unionizing works, even if there’s not an official union in place