Your Fave is Phineas Flynn's Dad

Because they still won't stop the conspiracies.

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Hi everyone! Welcome to my blog. I started this to shit on all the people who are obsessed with trying to figure out who Phineas's father is! You can send me whatever suggestions you like, the weirder the better. There is one exception though: do NOT send Heinz Doofenshmirtz into the ask box. Also if they're from a show I haven't watched it may take a few days for me to send it.

That's it everyone. Thank you!

[de-evilized]

i don't know who needs to read this today but for the 19345th time doofenshmirtz is NOT phineas' dad

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

If you genuinely think that Doofenshmirtz is Phineas's father, you either support child porn or you're stupid.

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

(disclaimer: this theory is still a stretch anyway, however it's the only way I can think of for the original theory to be somewhat true)

So as far as we know Linda and Heinz dated once when they were teenagers/young adults. In "This Is Your Backstory", Heinz says he was 15 (I think?) when he came to America.

Now, in What Do It Do, Heinz says to Perry that after that date he never saw Linda again. This would mean that if he was Phineas's father, he would have had him that night. HOWEVER!

Candace is stated to be Phineas's full brother, which means Doof has to be Candace's dad too. Because Doof never saw Linda after that movie date, they would have had to have Candace before then. Let's say that Phineas is 10 during the shows run. This would mean that there's a 5 year age gap between him and Candace, and so the earliest Linda would have had Phineas was at 20, and by extension, she became a mother at 15.

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Reblogging my own post here because I know some of y'all would appreciate it

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

I already did Bill Cipher though!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Cursed idea scince I'll write a crossover in the future...Jack Bright from SCP foundation is Phineas and Candace's Dad

Jack Bright from SCP Foundation is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

@juliannacarmine

First of all, this is one of the least effective ways to make a request. Send it through the ask box next time.

Second of all, no I am not going to make that.

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Zim from Invader Zim is Phineas' dad

Zim from Invader Zim is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

kim possible is phineas' dad

Kim Possible is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Stanford Pines is Phineas's dad

Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Greg from otgw is phineas’s dad

Gregory from Over The Garden Wall is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are phineas' dads?

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black from Harry Potter are Phineas's dads!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Phineas but an inch taller is phineas’s dad

Phineas Flynn but an inch taller is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

the person reading this is phineas' dad

You are Phineas's dad!

[virgilthebard]

So according to this, I had sex with Lindana.

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

You lucky bitch

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

U can answer off anon if you want but I’m genuinely curious as to why not Heinz ?

@forgottenpnffacts has written a very detailed and thoughtful article on this, but it's mainly because it's a stupid fan theory that would be disproven very quickly if they think about it for 20 seconds.

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

I hate everything about this but still: Sideshow Bob is Candace and Phineas' Dad

Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

charlene doofenshmirtz is phineas' dad,,

Charlene Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb is Phineas's dad!

[yourfaveisphineassdad]

Lawrence Fletcher is Phineas's dad!

Lawrence Fletcher from Phineas and Ferb is Phineas's dad!