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[thatsbelievable]

[sagalibratic-deactivated2014080]

when a post you made that you thought died starts getting posts again

[sagalibratic-deactivated2014080]

theirs a bunch of fucking little shits that waited to reblog this and i will hunt every single one of them down

[saga]

this post is from 2016

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tendercoretroglodyke]

[thesnarksarereal]

When women write the mental breakdown:

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[bongjoonhoe]

Wolfwalkers (2020) dir. Tomm Moore, Ross Stewart

[exeggcute]

tumblr discourse is like three steps away from people putting their SAT scores in their bio and using that as a way of deciding whose opinions are most correct

PENIS SIZE IN BIOS NOW

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT INTERACTING IF YOUR DICK IS SMALLER THAN MINE 

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

that’s really inclusive of you to let so many people interact

[lindleland]

you fucking killed him. you monsters.

[dearkatherineplumber]

Quarantine To-Do List:

1. Make your bed

2. Eat a healthy breakfast

3. Walk your dog

4. Kill the black mold

5. Keep out the pests

6. Rebuild the wall

7. Clean out the pipes for the bathroom and the kitchen

8. Take care of this duck I found

9. Buy new cement

10. Laundry

[faces-in-unexpected-places]

[faces-in-unexpected-places]

[memewhore]

[neurodivergent-loverboy]

Transcript:

[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]

Red, offscreen: [ahem]

Blue: You were right. Black's the imposter.

Red: OH REALLY??

[nightfuryobsessed]

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

[everythingfox]

Water is no match for this dog

(via)

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

and so an era comes to an end this December

If only it could have lasted longer

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

F

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

Some absolute legends have compiled an archive of around 40,000 flash games, called Flashpoint. Without it, a massive chunk of internet history would be lost forever.

Here’s an article about it:

https://www.pcgamesn.com/flash-games-2020-flashpoint?amp

[pettycentral]

[thetenderpassion]

[sailor--spoon]

Okay but using Karen for the betterment of others is a genius move I never could have seen coming

[ex-vd]

Be the good Karen you want to see in the world

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Care-n

[fun-size-potato]

reblogging for the pun

[sockdrawerdemon]

Be the change you want to see in your meme

[ourrevolution-deactivated202202]

"This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. To my mind, that is what's known as being stunningly and embarrassingly full of shit." - George Carlin

...PolitiFact going through history to fact check this guy was like that time CNN went through history to dig up dirt on Bernie, and all they found were videos of him planting trees, and telling kids that racism is bad.

[everythingfox]

That didn’t take long

(via)

[justiceleaque]

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

[exvind]

This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.

[valwing]

One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves. 

[jenstansfield-deactivated201712]

Re: that last panel - 

Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person. 

[ren-of-rationality]

I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films. 

[kakaphoe]

The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.

[generalblogging]

“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”

That sentence means so much

[d0cpr0fess0r]

I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”