What is one common food that you absolutely will not eat?
Liar I distinctly remember going to your dorm and you making popcorn and eating it and me being like ‘nah I don’t wanna choke and die.’

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What is one common food that you absolutely will not eat?
Liar I distinctly remember going to your dorm and you making popcorn and eating it and me being like ‘nah I don’t wanna choke and die.’
i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle
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You got McDonald’s money The dishes are already done Your mom took the chicken out before she left
You were invited to discuss grown folk’s business Your mom is actually boo boo the fool You can touch and look at anything in the store
You don’t have to stay inside or outside her house
You can have company
Your mom goes and gets the remote/ice water/whatchacall it by herself
Your mom is one of your lil friends
Your mama calls you by your name and not your siblings’ names on the first try
Your mama realize that her whoopin’ your ass is why youre crying; so she don’t gotta give you a reason to cry
Your mom will both drop you off AND pick you up
There is no such thing as the Uncle you gotta cover up for
You don’t have to eat while we here because she is cooking when we get home
When you don’t have to hear “and you gonna sit there all night until you eat that food” because she cooked something you actually liked.
You don’t have to fix your face because they ain’t mess it up in the first place.
Your momma actually trusts that you had no homework and your room is clean.
You can go to the party without a full background check being run on the party and the party goers.
The cookie tin actually has cookies in it, and they are good af!
she will not be on your ass like white on rice
She afraid to embarrass you in front of your little friends
That last one
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This guy consistently spits the greatest wisdom.
My favorite part of this is the reblogs. All the girls are like ‘DAMN’ and ‘WOW GOT EM’ but the boys are just like ‘Well no, you just told a really boring story and left out the cartoon lions and amazing musical numbers.’ The Lion King is basically Hamlet, and I don’t know about ya’ll, but I find Hamlet unfathomably boring.
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Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…
Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
peace of advice that I’ve been given that is slowly changing my life: You know exactly what kind of life you want to live. You know the kind of job you want. You know where you want to work. You know exactly the kind of partner you deserve and most importantly you know your value. It’s just a matter of not being afraid to listen to that voice in your head and completely allowing it in.
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