Squishing Macaroons

This is my tumbl. It's called that right?

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

I’m not kidding or trying to be funny I genuinely think she deserves at least 45 Oscars for this

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m too high for this omflsjdkfjdkfn

[cleopatronising]

hollywood wants what this has

[gaylor-moon]

sons crying thanks

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[thelonnybreauxcollection]

:/

[pussylipgloss]

HELP

[syndonic-deactivated20160709]

*SCREAMS*

[trapcard]

[themself-deactivated20160923]

@endwhiteboys

[weallheartonedirection]

The Rock

[jaythenerdkid]

people ask why I cape so hard for him

this is why

[mumblesbot]

i like how the rock asks the women he cares about if they’re happy. ive seen a story like this about his mom where he asked if she was happy. it’s just a nice thing to ask a woman, i think. 

[lividlovers]

You will literally never have a better reason to cry

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[itsallgoodswift]

may these memories break our fall.

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately

[airframeextender]

this is the best post on this website

[turing-tested]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[mythmica]

Thank you Canada that is a great name

[mythmica]

I’M FREAKING CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS THE INSPIRATION

[fitlikeadaydreammm]

she sang “and I dont know why but with you I’d dance, in a storm, in my best dress, fearless” in a storm, in her best dress, fearless.

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[bumbleshark]

david: virgo, libra, sagittarius, taurus  alex: LEO, gemini, aries table: cancer, pisces, scorpio, aquarius