Your Local Criminologist

Knyazhna Valkovskaya | 19 | INTP | Criminology | Psychology | Literature

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Solitude in a crowded place. You walk alone across the fields but you aren't truly alone. The thoughts loudly accompany you, insects buzz beneath your feet as the wind rustles the leaves.

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Me: I read Dostoevsky for the plot! ✨🪓🩸

The plot: *greasy men being psychologically tormented by their sins while looking absolutely hot during manic episodes*

[yourlocalcriminologist]

"...There is only one thing I know, that is the truth you've been seeking for all those years. Love is immortal, my dear. Love will haunt your wretched spirit even in the deepest and darkest corners of the underworld"

How do I escape Love with her murderous intentions?

[antoniettabrandeisova]

Hebe, c. 1800-05. Antonio Canova

[yourlocalcriminologist]

If Icarus was a hitman: "I am LITERALLY FALLING for you, dear"

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Who else?

[yourlocalcriminologist]

13/09/21 -Mon. 2:10

Romanticizing my insomnia be like:

All curled up in soft blankets, ready to be drifted to sleep, I hear her creeping behind the door... Insomnia comes when she pleases and I dare not to stop her. She forces me to read books in the dark and learns french words with me in the night. Hours and hours go by and I feel dizzy with happiness. Yet in the morning, she always goes, leaves me behind like a ghost.

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Crime Aesthetic

Love leaped out in front of us like a murderer in an alley leaping out of nowhere, and struck us both at once.

- Mikhail Boulgakov ; Master and Margarita

[yourlocalcriminologist]

A daily reminder that...

"You should be kissed, and by someone who knows how"

- Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

[roses--and--rue]

Le génie du mal (The Genius of Evil), known affectionately as Lucifer of Liège.

Statue by Guillaume Geefs, installed at St. Paul’s Cathedral in Liège, Belgium in 1848.

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Bitches be like: Brothers Karamazov is my favorite novel

And then only name three brothers...

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Alyosha Karamazov truly has no idea how much I need him in my life rn.

Here are some MODERN headcannon's of Alexei (Alyosha) Karamazov as a boyfriend:

✝️ He will sit by you and listen to you vent. You can tell him ANYTHING and he'll listen without interrupting

✝️ He cannot hide his emotions well, so he's. Ery likely to look a little distressed with pinched eyebrows and a hint of worry across his beautiful face. But he'll stay and listen no matter what.

✝️ Although Alyosha understands a lot, don't ask him to give you a verbal advice. He'll be at the lost of words

✝️ Will 100% try to guide you towards the God though and make you see the purpose in life. That's the only topic he will talk about.

✝️ He will compliment your good heart more than anything else. And if you're all independent and tough and act like you don't care... He still knows how sensitive your soul is and how tender your heart is and he LOVES you for that.

✝️ Honestly. With Alyoshenka as your boyfriend, all your worries are damned to disappear in the goodness of his heart. You look at him and you want to cry because he's so PURE, LOVELY BUT ALSO FIRM ABOUT HIS RELIGIOUS IDEALS.

✝️ Husband material for sure. Alyoshenka will cook fried eggs for you and make you a cup of tea EVERY morning!

✝️ if you are very intelligent and like to read a lot, you might make him feel a little uncomfortable since you'll remind him of his brother, Ivan. But just like he loves Ivan, he'd love you unconditionally. It breaks his heart a little when you cry over a fictional character of become very melancholic after finishing a certain book. He definitely is the type to give you forehead kisses and some space so you can figure out your emotions.

✝️ Alyosha is a simple boy and he doesn't read because he can't, he simply find joy of existing in small things such as seeing you smile, playing with children and helping someone find goodness in their heart.

✝️ On the whole, I feel like Alyosha would melt to see you come in for a hug, rest your tired head on his shoulder and just be honest with him. That way he knows how to help you, he knows how much you love you him and he knows that you'll thrive together in the future.

✝️ you WILL get married and WILL have kids

✝️ And sorry I had to do this one... He can be jealous of his brothers sometimes. Mitya is stronger than him, Ivan academically superior... But YOU BETTER BE LOYAL TO MY BEAN OR I'LL CHANGE MY NAME TO SMERDYAKOV/RASKOLNIKOV AND COME FOR YOU

I can rest in peace now.

[yourlocalcriminologist]

Me before reading Hamlet: Hamlet is a traumatized dramatic character who deserves appreciation

Me after I've read Hamlet: ... Angsty teen Hamlet goes brrr 🥀☠️

[huffylemon]

[yourlocalcriminologist]

You know what's very painful? When you tell them to 'leave' because you don't want to be a burden... and they do. Yes. They leave you. All alone.

Will they ever learn that "please leave me" actually means "stay with me, I need you"

[yourlocalcriminologist]

If you ever think you look hideous on the selfie you took... Just know, you are a modern version of Dorian Gray 🥀

[yourlocalcriminologist]

I wonder what Fyodor Dostoevsky would say about the modern "sinners". All I want is another book written by him in 2021.

Anyone in to necromancy...