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adamdrivers

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

@dailynarnia come collect your anon

dailynarnia

listen

rootingformephistopheles

#talk about memes incomprehensible without context

macadamianutmilk

standalone post for my lemon tart w a rosemary shortbread crust 🌞

#this looks and sounds so good #i wanna make something like this

radiantmists

rate your cooking ability

-1 (actively a disaster, will damage myself and/or the kitchen)

0 (ive never cooked anything more complicated than toast)

1 (ready/simple meals, helping with prep but not cooking alone, etc)

2 (can follow simple recipes)

3 (can follow complex recipes/cook multiple dishes in parallel)

4 (can improvise on/modify recipes to suit my taste)

5 (can cook without recipes/make new ones)

<other/see results

Voting ended onMay 28, 2023

#i picked 5 but like #ive never actually made anything from a recipe #mostly i just pick a dish i’ve eaten and try to replicate it by guessing what was in it #it turns out good like 99% of the time #the exception is if i’m baking i’ll use a recipe for reference bc that shit is HARD #following a recipe is what seems difficult to me and i really admire ppl who can do that lmao

angelsdean

poll prompted by debate with my sister. when you go to the dentist do you close your eyes 😌 while they're working on your mouth or keep them open 👁️

eyes closed. lights are bright. it's weird to look at them. i do not see 😌

eyes open. must stare. must look. or focus on one point eyes glazed over 👁️👁️

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

#half open slow blinking like a cat #to signal im watching but i trust and won’t bite ur fingers off 😌

brighteyedspitz

check out the whiskers on this dude we have at work rn

brighteyedspitz

went out and took some more pics of the whiskery dude. he is very sweet and lovey. his name is tokidoki btw.

#him face #honestly best i’ve ever seen

morninkim

yeah sorry, you're not gonna have the context for him immediately. might have to scroll a bit first. yeah. sorry.

morninkim

yeah sorry, we reblogged your boyfriend in the wrong order. sorry.

anarchopuppy

Shoutout to the guy who just tagged one of my longer posts with "#to read on the clock"

babyanimalgifs

Squirrel makes a home outside a window and then moves the family in over the cold months

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#what an absolute fucking blessing this is all i want from life now

mandy-lane

yeah

having my surgery on stab caesar day does feel appropriate

#hopefully they wont have to stab me like 23 times

bobacupcake

video game fruits!! 🍓

smbc-comics

calellon

that’s just the way the titty jiggles

rongzhi

Problem solving

English added by me :)

andhumanslovedstories

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

andhumanslovedstories

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.