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those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

secondbeatsongs

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“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed

supergraphicultramoderngirl

bababooey-official

HAT IS BLACK

BOOTS IS BLACK

RIDING HORSE

YOU CAN PORSCHE

kaijuno

New boot goofin

enjoloras-deactivated20220821

This man is trapped in his house with what's going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.

wally-jo

squided

this was made 3 years ago and now it’s funny for a totally different reason

wingbeifong-deactivated20160204

dying-dog

cynological

That’s a weird dragon.

roachpatrol

shut up i love her

rosespell

lilacbreastedroller

i'm so tired of having to explain this. i'm BISEXUAL. that means i DRESS MOST FEMININE RIGHT AFTER I'VE WASHED MY HAIR and then END UP MOST MASCULINE RIGHT AT THE END OF MY WASH CYCLE.

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

that painting of dante and virgil where they look like they’ve accidentally walked into a gay bath house

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

“YOU SAID THIS WAS A GYM”

skyeventide

Everytime I look at the devil in the background I fucking laugh.

blogging-at-your-funeral

lessdanthree

what drugs were they on when they made this

meanmisscharles

Cab Calloway rotascoped!

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Whoever thought of this was drinking absinthe

protectblkwomen

Thanks, Now I have nightmares

brunhiddensmusings

this was long before cartoons were ever thought of as ‘for kids’, the target audience of this one was roughly 20-40 betty boop cartoons featuring cab calloway singing, yes, but slang has changed so much you dont realize he was singing about opium, sugar daddies, death, weed, sex, booze, and gambling back when gambling was nearly as tabboo as sex and drugs. ‘minnie the moocher’ where cab calloway is a dancing walrus is specifically about someone who does literally everything on that list but die

most of the animation studios had their ‘thing’ to make their animation stand out, disney had fluid motion linked with quality music, warner brothers had top notch dialogue with carefully crafted facial expressions, MGM had comedic timing down to the individual frame that no live action comedian could dream of achieving, terrytoons had the budget of a ham sandwitch and a fistfull of nickels fleischer studios however had authentic jazz and heavy toned subject matter, often crossing the line of what we think of as ‘cartoon violence’ into realistic

peathefeary

idk why this is making me so emotional???

mcloveleigh

I love this. I’ve always had a love for cartoons

melaninondeck-deactivated201907

Cab Calloway, he was a legend performer and entertainer, although he’s listed as a jazz singer he did much more with his voice, his singing style and delivery was very unique. Cab (with his band) was the first black artist to sell over a million copies of a single record and he paved the way for many artists to come. Happy Black History Month.