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milky-katzchen

They tried it

shining-wizard

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

toaarcan

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

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in the middle of the movie my friend said ‘do you think Mr. Harrington is just….Steve, in like 30 years after stranger things ends?’ and honestly it was very galaxy brained. I won’t drop this now. new conspiracy theory.

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The Other Teacher Chaperone: man when we became teachers did you ever think we’d have to be responsible for keeping a bunch of kids safe during MONSTER ATTACKS

Steve Harrington, 52 years old, who thought he was done with this shit when the Cold War ended:

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after peter’s identity gets leaked the entire staff of midtown is freaking the fuck out about the news and how to deal with a student that has super powers but steve harrington, who’s vividly flashing back to a little girl throwing a car at russians with her mind, is just like

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there’s a line in homecoming where Ned is like ‘do you have to transfer to that school where the principal has a crossbow?!’

meanwhile their biology teacher has a nail bat stuffed under his desk in case of emergencies….could you imagine their fucking faces if like the Lizard busts into the school looking for Peter and tired old Mr. H just sighs heavily before pulling it out and swinging at him?

beardedchrisevans

slut4supersoldiers

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

casbean

good

gunsandfireandshit

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

flower-lesbienne

Shout out to Harry Hill

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ingek73

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

afishtrap

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

teenscoolest

mariolucario493

Viktor Krum rescues Hermione Granger by half-transfiguring into a shark during the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, February 24, 1995

paxamericana

my one superpower is that i can instantly tell when someone who doesn’t use the word “ya’ll” in their day-to-day speech starts using it to be sanctimonious and folksy on the internet

sorrelchestnut

i can tell you don’t either OP or you’d put the apostrophe in “y'all” where it fucking belongs

obviousplant

I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store

dankmemeuniversity

justsomerandomgaynerd

plut00nline

People will watch things like parasite and squid game, media that blatantly calls out capitalism and the effect that it has on the lower class and still come out of it like "wow I can't believe poor people are morally bad because they're poor and there's no other outside influence"

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thestuffedalligator

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

vivaciousarcanist

not so fast, in the review of gusteau’s anton ego compares gusteau to chef boyardee or hector boiardi with a tone implying that boyardee is dead and in history

given that gusteau died shortly after this and the will takes 2 years after death

assuming that ego’s review was the same year that boiardi died then the absolute EARLIEST the movie can take place is 1987

and about the incredibles, when looking for the scene with the newspaper i stumbled across this

a headline from 2002, and given that lawsuits generally take a while and september to december is really quick for the banning of supers so let’s say they were banned in mid 2003, at the EARLIEST incredibles can take place in 2018, with ratatouille taking place sometime in between 2003 and 2018

assuming that was a mistake, thunderhead died november 15 1958, a date where superheroes would’ve been illegal if incredibles 1 took place in 1962

and adding onto the impossibility of the date being 1962 his death is included in the shutdown reports of the national supers agency

so the year in which the movies take place is impossible to find because the staff of the incredibles couldn’t chose a date and commit to it

thestuffedalligator

I take it back

This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for

dog-potato

IS NO ONE GONNA MENTION THAT THUNDERHEAD IS GAY?!?!

dammitradar

OMG OMG OMG

“loves kids, adopted single father of 5 children, raising them with help of his roommate, Scott”

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nothowtheforceworks

oh my god, they were roommates

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vt

I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville

dedenjoe

UPDATE: FIRST ATTEMPT

Him BABY

borrowedmediocrefiction

This post went in an amazing direction

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i learned that DisneyWorld was designed to be inhospitable to mosquitoes. Disney also stocks its ponds with mosquitofish that eat mosquito larvae in the water (x)