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That legend about 'carps turning into dragons when they swim up a waterfall', do you believe in it? Have you come across dragons who believe in it?

This is absolutely true! There are hundreds of different dragons. While western dragons are commonly associated with fire, eastern dragons are frequently associated with water. More than one dragon has come to be by swimming up a waterfall, and that’s why those myths exist.

bethtim

Me and my terrible english

orriculum

You would think dragons and goblins would be kindred spirits because they’re both hoarders. But in fact they are natural enemies, as they tend to steal from each others hoards. They cannot co exist in an ecosystem together without fighting for dominance of a territory. In this essay

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Where’s the rest OP?

orriculum

Goblin took it, sorry

laurasimonsdaughter

Consider: Werewolves that grew up around cats

All credit to that visionary of an anon who is now officially responsible for some serious squealing on my part

Werewolves thinking they are dramatically smaller than they really are, walking over people’s legs and furniture

Werewolves thinking they can fit in their vampire friends laps but being way too big and absolutely smothering them (it’s a good thing they don’t actually have to breathe)

Werewolves giving friendly head-butts!

Werewolves lounging across the back of the entire sofa!

Werewolves trying to sleep rolled up at the foot of the bed and Not Fitting

Werewolves sleeping on top of their vampire friend’s coffin and effectively trapping them inside

Werewolves doing the swatting-paw thing cats do when they play!

Werewolves that grew up around cats!!

1953swan

i understand why vampires traditionally look dead but for my own purposes i’ve always preferred the opposite. they look too alive, as though every part of them is trying to convince you that they’re human. that they can be trusted. their cheeks are flushed like a painted doll’s, almost unnerving. all the saturation turned up, creating richer dark tones and brighter lights. their eyes look glossy, teary, emotional but glass-like. their appearances compensate for what they don’t have and as a result they’re just curious enough to intrigue you, like an uncanny painting whose eyes follow you as you walk through the museum, persuading you to return once more before you go just to ponder, when in reality they’re like a frog in the rainforest, poison but incredibly beautiful.

warandpeas

“Work-Life Balance Tips From Supernatural Beings” for Toggl

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Monster fluff and silly stuff~~~

Crawling into bed and snuggling up with your naga s/o bc you’re cold (laughing when you stick your cold feet on them and they hiss and fake constrict you)

Multi handed monsters giving you massages when you’re aching and sore (payment required in kisses and sweets)

Big demon s/o’s picking you up and carrying you when you’re low on spoons or just having a hard day.

Angels sneaking up behind you to quickly encase you with all of their wings. (Random head cannon The soft golden glow of angels emulates daylight and helps you produce vitamin D✨)

Sitting on the couch and getting thwapped in the face by your werewolf s/o’s tail as the scooch by. They try to say sorry but end up laughing at the look of offense on your face

Soft fairy like s/o’s shrinking down in size to curl up in the collar of your shirt or hair or just to be held by you.

Mermaid/aquatic monsters teaching you how to swim- you probably accidentally kick them in the stomach. They try to convince you they’re fine but you know it hurt. Class is done for today you spend the rest of the time resting against them as they keep you both afloat.

Vampire s/o’s “going through a phase” they’ve gone classical and now if you want to find them you have to check anywhere they could be hanging upside down or in a coffin… and they’ve taken up coffin collecting.

Alien s/o’s getting WAY excited about being able to babble to you about earth. Their smiles are contagious and you can now say you know everything there is to know about bugs.

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Human: *breathes*

Demon: *throws themselves on human* love me!!

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Human (Me): Yeeeesssss

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Me, very loudly, while sticking my neck out: Gosh, I hope no vampires bite me. That’d suck. Being bitten by a vampire, that is. Boy, I sure do hope there are no vampires waiting to come out and bite me while my neck is so open and exposed like this. I’d sure hate to have that happen.

maladjustedchangeling

The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.

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it also stresses me out when vampires just bite someone and they bleed ALL over the place and the vampire has their mouth on the bite for like ONE SECOND then comes away COVERED in blood and drops the person to the floor and then they go and kill like 2 MORE PEOPLE LIKE!!!!

imagine if you went out with your friend and bought a can of pepsi, shook it up real good, opened it, and just let it fuckin’ rip directly into your face for a good ten seconds with your mouth wide open, then dropped the can of whatever’s left on the floor and were like “damn….if only I didn’t need 5 cans of pepsi a day to get my fix.”

YOU!!!!!

DON’T!

Temporary Hiatus.

Thank you for your patience during this time as I deal with some unexpected family developments. Regular posting will begin again next month.

iguanamouth

hey have you considered dragons having threat responses similar to cats and lizards where their scales shift to make them look bigger

sometimes it works ( with mixed results )

sushinfood

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH TODAY

otherwindow

Mermaids LOVE shoes.

Many of the materials present in footwear can withstand deep sea pressure, hence why human remains in sunken ships disappear but the shoes don’t.

When fishing up an old boot, check inside for valuables, as a mermaid may have been using it as a bag.

otherwindow

In multiple mermaid languages, the words for “bag” and “footwear” are interchangeable. In a sense, it’s poetic, as footwear is needed to “carry” yourself on land.

otherwindow

Helping send out messages across the seven seas.