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@yoursubmissive46
She is an aggressive yet submissive woman. This means she will dominate you if you allow her to… But will submit if you are respectful and masculine enough to make her want to… if you know how to lead, she will follow. It is not to difficult to understand.
Something my aunt shared that came from my dad who no doubt got it from some old fart 🤣🤣
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00
pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.
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"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
— Paulo Coelho
Your clothes came from Kmart and they stayed on layaway until school started.
Eating out at a restaurant was a thing every now & then!! Fast food was leftovers at home. Eating popsicles was a treat on a hot day. We had fake cigs for candy and you only needed $1 or less. School was mandatory. You took your school clothes off as soon as you got home and put on your play clothes. If no one was home after school, you went to the neighbors.
Nobody paid for daycare because we had a key to the house to get in when we got home.
We ate dinner at the table. Our house phone wasn't always being used. We played Cops and Robbers, 1-2-3 Not It, Red Light Green Light, Hide & Seek, Truth or Dare, Tag, Kickball, Dodgeball & we rode bikes. Girls and Boys played in the street.
We came home when the street lights came on.
Children were seen & not heard. Staying in the house was a punishment and the only thing we knew about being "bored", "You better find something to do before I find it for you!" We ate what Mom made for dinner or we ate nothing at all. There was no bottled water; we drank from the tap or the water hose!
Phone numbers and address's were either memorized or written on a folded piece of paper which was kept with you at all times!
What were Cell phones? We watched cartoons on Saturday mornings and rode our bikes for hours. We ran around in the streets until dark and came in before the street lights came on.
We were AFRAID OF NOTHING.
We watched our mouths around our Elders. If we acted up we got beat with a wooden paddle, switch or belt!
These were the good old days.
Kids today will never know how it feels to be a real kid, they will never understand my childhood!!
All of this….
Love me some Devil Dogs!
From an old Wingnut ❤️
SCREAMING 🤣🤣
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Read that again!!!
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You have more reasons why people should not contact you (in your bio) than why they should. I gotta say that it's quite the turn-off. You blog seems cool, but your bio makes you should like a stuck up bitch that likes to complain.
Well… Where do I start? The reasons in my bio have been put there due to a long history of individuals thinking it was ok to send unsolicited photos of their dicks and then be disrespectful when they did not get the answer back they wanted. I am also far from a bitch who complains about everything. I like to communicate with those who message me and have met some fantastic people on this app. So don’t be scared to message me just because I establish boundaries from the start. I don’t bite… well sometimes I do 😂
I’ve been off tumblr for some time and instructor144 was always a favorite. Now when i search for him there is little to nothing. Just distant wispers that he was cancelled for being a bad guy. Oddly enough it all eluded to him being everything he was trying to educate us against. I’m not here to make judgments or pretend I know anything I’m just curious to hear any side of the story, as I’m certain I will never know the whole story. If you have any insight, I would appreciate it, if you don’t wanna talk about it, I can respect that as well.
Sorry it took so long to respond… Since so many amazing people of the tribe have quit posting… I have found myself not on here much anymore. I can only speak about my interactions with @instructor144… He was a kind soul who answered questions about ANYTHING! He was thoughtful and provoked thought. He was ALWAYS respectful and called out those who were not.
He is greatly missed!
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Opposite Action Coping Skill
This is when we do the opposite of what we feel our emotions are telling us to do. Recognize your emotional response to a situation and the action you instinctively wish to take as a reaction to it, and instead do whatever is the opposite of that action. This is a skill that can be used when the emotion doesn’t fit the facts. For example, if you’re feeling afraid because you’re feeling unsafe in a situation (like for example, people are yelling or you’re approaching a dark alley) and your reaction is to leave, then by all means - do what is best for your safety and leave.
Some examples:
Anger
May cause us to lash out, storm off, etc.
The opposite of this may be: being kind, showing concern, or walking away briefly to take a break and come back to this when we feel more calm.
Sadness
May cause us to withdraw and isolate ourselves.
The opposite of this may be going out of our way to engage with our friends and reaching out.
Frustration
May make us want to give up.
The opposite of this may be pushing through (though taking a break if needed).
What are some pros to using this skill?
Using this skill can be empowering and give us a sense of control. It can also help with managing the emotion.
What are the cons to using this skill?
It takes time, and some trial and error to see results. It also requires the ability to identify your emotions. Sometimes we just feel an urge and aren’t sure what emotion is causing this. This skill may require learning how to identify emotions first.
Overall, this can be a very useful skill to learn. It can be effective in helping us learn not to act on emotional urges.
I learned to teach DBT skills to kiddos… these are great skills that I use for myself… Emotional regulation is something that more individuals could benefit from
Andy Rooney's thoughts on women over forty, Do you agree with him?:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.
Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.
A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
🤣 but true…
