SKM❥

"This too shall pass"

[gilberts-mango]

Get Out (2017), dir. Jordan Peele… the movie will be a lot shorter if it starred Karamo

[lupitasource]

Lupita Nyong'o attends UK exclusive screening of “Us” at Picturehouse Central on March 14, 2019 in London, England.

[afuroshinigami]

I need to see this movie

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

M'baku being like That™ a hundred percent of the time.

[hydro-homies]

And that’s the tea

[wombshaker]

Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you

[creamynut]

*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*

[garbage-empress]

good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.

thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[clockworkrobotic]

Does anyone remember when marvel announced a new round of Peter Parker spiderman movies and I made that post abt not needing more white spider man. And the smartest dude in the world replied saying that if there was a miles morales movie it’d flop bc nobody has heard of him. Where u at man I just wanna talk

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[abunayyan-deactivated20190103]

At some point you just have to stop telling people what’s going on in your life.

[hydro-homies]

POKÉMON FACT

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[bob-belcher]

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[vaiitrii-deactivated20210105]

“You dropped your dick man”

[thegoodplacefans]

Manny Jacinto photographed by Sela Shiloni (2018)

[misshoneywheeler]

[cherrypitgoddess]

men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up

[goodbyeeveryonee-deactivated202]

Perspective | I cut off all contact with my mother. It made my life much better.

Some relatives told me I’d regret it, but breaking off toxic relationships can bring real peace with yourself and true loved ones.

“I’ve interviewed more than 50 people who have estranged themselves from family members, and I have yet to meet a single one who regrets it. They regret whatever situation made it necessary. They regret not having a parent/sibling/family member they could come to terms with. They regret that their problems were severe enough to make estrangement look good. But they don’t regret doing it.

“More than three-quarters of the participants in one study felt estrangement had made a positive difference in their lives. One woman I talked to who initiated an estrangement said her main feeling was relief, even liberation. Another told me it was as though she’d lived under a cloak of silence that had suddenly been lifted. A third said, ‘There really are cases where estrangement is the better course. It’s horrific, it’s sad, it’s tragic, and it’s better than the alternative.’”

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows