The Best Quotes from Around Youtube

Tag quotes with "youtuber quotes" and I may reblog them.

[maykitz]

93 years old in the nursing home full throttle alzheimers just quoting youtube poops at the nurses

[faucetprophet]

Isnt full throttle alzheimers that show about those kids who try to resurrect their mom?

[youtube-quote]

There are only three categories of dinners: there are dinners where there will be no unicorn served, dinners where you know who will eat the unicorn, and then there are the dinners where you don’t find out who’s eating the unicorn till you get there

John Green (via youtube-quote)

[hankgreenoutofcontext]

I think we all can see that the moral of the story is that sometimes giant balloon balls appear out of nowhere, and that there are alternate universes where beer is neon yellow.

—Hank Green (via hankgreenoutofcontext)

[youtube-quote]

"Sexual abuse has happened in this community… and we need to work together as audience and creators to identify this shit, call it out, and cut it out like the fucking cancer that it is… kay"

Tom Ska (via youtube-quote)

[youtube-quote]

Being proud to be British means being… slightly ashamed about that fact

Charlie McDonnell (via youtube-quote)

[youtube-quote]

Life is weird, but sometimes you can just get naked and ride a telephone, you know, and everything’s fine

Nice Peter (via youtube-quote)

[youtube-quote]

Let’s stop being random… and become randsmart

Guru Michael Stevens (Vsauce)

[youtube-quote]

Nothing says romance quite like ‘hey, want to go dig through some congealed raptor vomit with me?’

Emily Graslie (via youtube-quote)

[youtube-quote]

It’s like a drug deal, that’s all that university is, but with knowledge instead of meth… Breaking Grad

Jack Howard (via youtube-quote)

[youtube-quote]

I like talking to me

Jack Howard

[youtube-quote]

Trespassers don’t listen to reason, they listen to Mumford and Sons!

Khyan

[youtuber-qoutes]

Facebook

Dean Dobbs (via youtuber-qoutes)

[youtube-quote]

Guacamole isn’t inevitable, it’s not going to take you in the night

Charlie McDonnell

[youtube-quote]

Proven is not a synonym for true

Michael Stevens (Vsauce)

[youtube-quote]

"Sexual abuse has happened in this community… and we need to work together as audience and creators to identify this shit, call it out, and cut it out like the fucking cancer that it is… kay"

Tom Ska

[youtube-quote]

Gonna need a tophat

 Christopher Bingham

[youtube-quote]

Are you honestly telling me you would survive a day in a fantasy world? I get exhausted checking the mail and have the combat skills of a disabled platypus. I wouldn’t survive the Dora the Explorer Universe

danisnotonfire (via youtube-quote)