You've been Czeched

stop staring at me

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[arguablysomaya]

are. are keyboard smashes a thing. on tumblr.

[ashelyskies-deactivated20241121]

Asking if keysmashes are a thing on tumblr is like walking into ancient greece and asking if they know what tragedies are

[high-quality-tiktoks]

The foam was not as gross looking irl😂😭

[clevermanka]

who tf is looking at the foam

[mutatedcatdogthesecond]

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[natalieironside]

The peasants have developed a parasocial attachment to you, my liege

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Not again, release the hounds

[mythwords]

[duckdotcom]

(from @psygull )

[fvmilivr-deactivated20240222]

big fan of when stuff is the color green

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if i didnt know who these characters were i’d say its a french indie gay romantic drama that is playing a little too heavily with color symbolism

[wellwaterhysteria]

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

[20o1-deactivated20240129-deacti]

September will be filled with joy.

September will be filled with love.

September will be filled with trust.

September will be filled with peace.

September will be filled with happiness.

September will be filled with blessings.

[chaoticgouda]

all energy healing is a scam except for when a kitty lays on your chest and purrs and purrs and sends restorative rays of magic into your bones and nerves. fellas that one’s real.

[yocalio]

“It’s just an oasis. A beautiful,… exciting,… romantic,…. oasis.”

[zombeesknees]

#2 things are excellent about this scene:  #1. Evie’s amazing long coat of light cotton in that coppery check (adventuress chic)  #and 2. the way rick is transparently and devotedly in love with his wife  #he’s trying to be chill about it to avoid agreeing to immediately going travelling again  #but he’s LOST  #FATHOMS DEEP  #that third gif when she comes back around and he’s just PINING for his OWN WIFE  #oh children

[manny-jacinto]

LEE PACE for GQ Hype (2022)

[madeline-sharpe-deactivated2022]

As for dressing Fraser as Rick O'Connell, Bloomfield wanted a very striking look. Something slightly laid back, but very heroic. For the character of Evelyn, Bloomfield went for absolute extremes. She starts off as a museum librarian, looking quite sedate but still very beautiful. Then she removes her glasses and lets her hair down.

THE MUMMY (1999) >> Costumes dir. Stephen Sommers costume design by John Bloomfield

[hiveswap]

His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

[rickybabyboy]

[pastrytown]

Do bears KNOW how insanely attractive they are

[pastrytown]

I would say wrong bear but perhaps.... that is true.....

[languageoclock]

i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth” but the package just arrived and they sent me… a single serving of cat food????

[languageoclock]

?????????????????

[victrine]

they sent you a snack