麦わらのルフィ

[Monkey D. Luffy] [19] [straw hat] [400,000,000] "I don't want to conquer anything, I just think that the guy with the most freedom in this whole world-- Is the Pirate King" M!A -- none Tracking -- YouWantTheMonkeyD -- Independent Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece -- Oc and Multi-fandom friendly--

[rpmememaker]

VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

"He loves me, he loves me not… oh."

"She loves me, she loves me not… oh."

"I don’t think it’s love…"

"So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?"

"I don’t even like chocolate."

"Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts."

"Oh! It’s my favourite time of year."

"If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?"

"I’ve never had a Valentine."

"Will you be my Valentine?"

"Do you have a Valentine yet?"

"No one ever serenades me any more."

"Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing."

"Any secret admirers?"

"Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?"

"I may have been admiring you not so secretly."

"Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual."

"Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

"We’re never getting back together."

"So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head."

"How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!"

"We’re not together any more."

"If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice."

"It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal."

"What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?"

"I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?"

"I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker…."

"Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…"

"I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!"

"I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face."

"I am not wearing that."

"When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry."

"It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…"

"I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?"

"If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-"

"Young love, isn’t it sweet?"

"Who did you get all these roses for?"

"I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate."

"So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?"

"Valentines? Pft!"

"That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…"

"What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!"

"My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me."

"Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you."

"A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?"

[amazonesshime]

┌          ┐    Open └          ┘      ⊀ ♔ ⊁ ━ ❝What do you want?❞

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    "Which way is it to the kitchen?"

[youwantthemonkeyd]

 rubberbastard:

 "AND YOU DIDN’T SAVE ANY FOR ME?!" He was literally insulted, though got over it quickly. “Oh. Well, Sanji’s not in there now, right?” To make sure he smashed his face against the window, brown orbs searching for the familiar head of blond hair but not finding him.  "Yosh, I want meat too so we’ll have to sneak in. Remeber, we gotta be stealthy." And the way he pronounced the word ‘stealthy’ it was as if he were proud to have a chance to use it, having probably learned the word earlier that morning from Robin. 

He punched the wall in the face and it crumbled, leaving a Garp-style hole in the wall as their door. 

     "What? NO! It was my meat!" He exclaimed, even if it had have been an easier task for him to acquire the meat he still would have been reluctant to even think of savouring some for someone else. Especially when it tasted so good to eat there and then. In fact he probably would have taken even more if he hadn't been caught in the act. "Sanji has gone shopping with Nami! That's how I got out!" The perfect opportunity for an adventure to the fridge once again.

    He lifted a hand to hold his hat in place on his head before dashing forwards through the new opening that the other had created. "The old lock broke so there's a new one. But if you just hit it hard." A short laugh passed his lips as he recalled his prior fridge raid. A hand stretching back to spring towards the fridge door. "I want the big piece!" He yelled loudly excited to break in an retreave the meat inside. 

[youwantthemonkeyd]

[youwantthemonkeyd]

Ruffles hair; it was so fluffy and cute! Almost like a kitten's... "Did you always have such nice hair, Luffy?"

If I reblogged this it means that you have my permission to mess with my muses hair.

    He paid little attention to what it was that the pinkette was actually doing to his head. Instead his mind had drifted off to what they would be having for dinner which surely couldn't be all that far away now. After all he had been waiting at least an hour now. "Ehh." He retorted as the female spoke up, a hand lifting to touch his own hair to test it out, which was followed up by a short burst of laughter. "Yeah, I've always had hair."

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

If I reblogged this it means that you have my permission to mess with my muses hair.

[rubberbastardout-blog]

"Where’d you go?! Did Sanji try and throw you in a meat grinder again!?"

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    His lips pursed together, the look of innocence, or attempt at such plastering across his features. "Ne, it was worth it though! I got the Meat! But now I've been locked out of the kitchen!" 

[youwantthemonkeyd]

"LUFFY!?" //ODSMFGKSLDJFLGKDF I SAW YOU ON MY DASH I THINK I SKLDFJGLKDFJ HOLA

    “Yo~~” A laugh erupted from his lips as he greeted the other.

[ucabilensalyangoz]

[inkedmesuarchive-blog]

"I’m perfectly aware of your artistic ability…the answer is still no”

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    "Ne, What about a small one then?"

[youwantthemonkeyd]

-kisses his cheek-

    A large smile curled onto his features as he noticed the raven haired female beside him. "Ne, Robin, did you see that?" He questioned in an excited tone.

[youwantthemonkeyd]

(MERRY ANON.) "I'm sorry. I just wanted to take everyone just a little bit further."

    He paused for a brief moment simply staring the the direction to which he had heard the voice chime up from. "Merry! You did a good job!" His eyes welled up somewhat at the thought of his old nakama and all of the great adventures that he had been able to partake in thanks to the presence of the ship.

[youwantthemonkeyd]

"Luffy! its been awhile" Claimed the older brother-excitment easily detectable in his tone.

    "Ehh." The humm echoed in the back of his throat at the sighting of his brother. A large smile spread quickly across his features more thank pleased to see him. "Ace!" He exclaimed in an energetic tone. "Ace, what are you doing here?!"

[voraxvenustas]

Her eye twitched as she held her anger inside herself. “I don’t want your fucking food! I wouldn’t take it, even if you paid me to!” She growled and crossed her arms. “You’re too damn annoying!” She really hated this brat and being around him was driving her insane!

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    "But do you have meat though?" He questioned ignoring the fact that she didn't appear to be overly fond of his presence there at current. If anyone was to carry meat around with them he could only hope that this pink haired female did. Considering he had nothing to loose in making such a request he didn't see a thing wrong with it.

[assassinsfleur]

"Is that so?" She asked in amusement as her lip twitched upward. "Have you, perhaps, tried to ask him nicely." She asked as she leaned back and crossed her arms. "I can’t tell you for certain, you may want to ask Miss Navigator for that, but I believe we’ll be there in a couple to a day at most. Fufufufufu~!"

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    He folded his arms across one an other in a sluggish manner as he thought about it for a brief moment. He just couldn't see why the cook wouldn't allow him to assist in making dinner once in a blue moon. It wasn't as though he as going to eat all of what was made, only some of it. "Do you really think he will if I do?" Trailing away from this matter now a smile curled onto his features. "Ne Robin, we should have a party until we get there!" Adopting a more excited demeanour now he threw both of his arms into the air.  

[einodexgrazie]

She sighed as she looked at the ground. “Luffy… I-I don’t think I can…” She looked away and bit her lip. “D-don’t get me wrong, I love going on adventures with you guys, but my kingdom needs me. My father is going to retire soon, leaving me to take my place as queen.” Actually, she’d love to go on another one of Luffy’s adventures, but her kingdom needs her and she needs to be there with her father, learning how to rule a kingdom successfully.

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    "Then lets get meat before you go back!" He exclaimed in a overjoyed manner. Even if it was a requirement that the blue haired female needed to return back to her city, that didn't alter the fact that they couldn't have a bit of fun before he had to leave right. Of so he hoped anyway because even though the other had duties of her own back in her village he still classed her as one of his nakama. He had certainly had fun adventures with her even if this was no longer possible.

[dancingeternalflame-deactivated]

   —— [ ♠ ];; A freckled profile gradually decreased the widened grin, replacing such with a slightly crooked smirk. “I could ask you the same thing!” Charcoal optics remained fixated upon his brother whilst he fastened his pace through the sea of people whom by the looks of it; had been busy browsing through the markets of the island he had currently been wandering aimlessly in. “I thought for sure I wouldn’t run into you again so soon after I met you back in Alabasta!”

[youwantthemonkeyd]

    A large grin filled his features in a cheerful manner. Its wasn't often that he receive the opportunity to run into his brother, so the elder male was correct in what it was that he had pointed out. "We stopped for meat!" Of course that hadn't been the sole supply that had been needed to stock up on during their brief docking, but it was the only one that he cared to remember at the given time. Remaining in place as he awaited for the other raven haired male to catch up; a laugh slipped by parted lips, his hand lifting up self contentiously to hold his hat in place.