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[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

//Sometimes a really dumb idea just doesn't leave your head. If I do more than just that one I'll try to make it look nicer.

//If I talk "in character" it'll be backwards. I'll be adding the normal text under a read more.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

Have you thought about changing you askbox to saying ask me eggything

ough I’m gonna do that right now!

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

[eggblackoutpoetry]

I don’t care if Monday begs

Tuesday, Wednesday, dash of nutmeg

On Thursday post that smutty mpreg

It’s Friday, I’m three eggs in a trenchcoat

[niko-jpg]

I don’t care if Monday begs

Tuesday, Wednesday, dash of nutmeg

On Thursday post that smutty mpreg

It’s Friday, I’m three eggs in a trenchcoat

2 eggs

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

sgge 2

[toastedpotatoes]

the difference between cooking scrambled and fried eggs is almost comical

scrambled eggs: just give us a few stirs in the pan and we're good :)

fried eggs: The Day of Judgement has come and you have been found Wanting. We will rain Boiling Oil upon your sinful flesh. We will break our yolks in the pan for No Reason. We will cleave to the metal so tightly that you will Scrape and Scrape and not be rid of us. You wanted a "little something" in your bagel? Woe! Woe be upon ye! The only things you'll be putting on that bagel are Scraps and Regret

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x7]”

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

”]7x[ ggE“

[rosemelodyshah]

@eggblackoutpoetry (rtry bc said som1 was sad; nam dosnt count):

Gge

[eggblackoutpoetry]

bruh i got nothing to work with here. where’s @yrteoptuokcalbgge

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

gge ggE

yletal evitca yrev neeb t'nevah I ,yrroS

Sorry, I haven't been very active lately

[rosemelodyshah]

(is it bad I read the backwards statement correctly before even realising the right side up bit was there under the cut??)

Nyway:

Looc er'uoy cb uoy ammi uoy teem ot ecin yrev ih

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

pu tuhs ll'I os ydaerla gnol oot gnitteg si siht dna yllaunam siht esrever I osla tub yltcerroc taht daer uoy taht dab s'ti kniht t'nod I .ti tuoba wonk t'ndid uoy lamron s'ti ,ggE ot gniht egg eht htiw ksa na tnes enoemos esuaceb ekoj a sa detrats golb elohw sihT

This whole blog started as a joke because someone sent an ask with the gge thing to Egg, it's normal you didn't know about it. I don't think it's bad that you read that correctly but also I reverse this manually and this is getting too long already so I'll shut up

[rosemelodyshah]

Reciuq gnitteg m'I, won shit ta doog fo tros yllautca m'I. 😂 Kcab drow eht eteled sserp ot evah I dna tcerrocotua ot seirt tcerrocotua, ecaps esu I emit yreve cb hcum os ti gnisserp?? Gi detcelgen ton yllanaif... Os efil ym ni erom nottob eteled eht desserp reven ev'I. Lol tey siht ot d'ehs ton era sregnif ym osla dna der eht setah ym fo hcni fi neve ecitcarp gnitirw doog si shit.

driew m'I gnikniht ton rof uoy knaht olsa. 🙃 sekatsim gnitcerroc sekil tcerrocouta zlp yna esucxe. Drow by drow sdrawkcab ti etirw neht dna semit rouf ekil ti yas tuo ecnetens eht erugif ot tsuj si hcihw. Lol gniod m'i thaw neht reisea eb dluow taht dna. Nuf hcum os era uoy pu tuhs reven esealp. Ti evil I yrots looc osla.

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

oot semit lareves uoy tog ti smees ti ,live si tcerroctouA

Autocorrect is evil, it seems it got you several times too

[rosemelodyshah]

@eggblackoutpoetry (rtry bc said som1 was sad; nam dosnt count):

Gge

[eggblackoutpoetry]

bruh i got nothing to work with here. where’s @yrteoptuokcalbgge

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

gge ggE

yletal evitca yrev neeb t'nevah I ,yrroS

Sorry, I haven't been very active lately

[rosemelodyshah]

(is it bad I read the backwards statement correctly before even realising the right side up bit was there under the cut??)

Nyway:

Looc er'uoy cb uoy ammi uoy teem ot ecin yrev ih

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

pu tuhs ll'I os ydaerla gnol oot gnitteg si siht dna yllaunam siht esrever I osla tub yltcerroc taht daer uoy taht dab s'ti kniht t'nod I .ti tuoba wonk t'ndid uoy lamron s'ti ,ggE ot gniht egg eht htiw ksa na tnes enoemos esuaceb ekoj a sa detrats golb elohw sihT

This whole blog started as a joke because someone sent an ask with the gge thing to Egg, it's normal you didn't know about it. I don't think it's bad that you read that correctly but also I reverse this manually and this is getting too long already so I'll shut up

[rosemelodyshah]

@eggblackoutpoetry (rtry bc said som1 was sad; nam dosnt count):

Gge

[eggblackoutpoetry]

bruh i got nothing to work with here. where’s @yrteoptuokcalbgge

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

gge ggE

yletal evitca yrev neeb t'nevah I ,yrroS

Sorry, I haven't been very active lately

[apolladay]

Pick an iconic tumblr post/event/running gag from this list:

Goncharov (1973)

color theory in a children's hospital

"no but seriously imagine it" dan & phil kiss

spiders georg

"i like your shoelaces"

markiplier and the LA gangs

"had to do it to em"

"do you like the color of the sky?"

that one mile long Hat Post

turning random posts into blackout poetry

the mishapocalypse

what??? (results)

god, i wish we cold have more than 12 options. might make a part 2??

Pick an iconic tumblr post/event/running gag from this list:

Goncharov (1973)

color theory in a children's hospital

"no but seriously imagine it" dan & phil kiss

spiders georg

"i like your shoelaces"

markiplier and the LA gangs

"had to do it to em"

"do you like the color of the sky?"

that one mile long Hat Post

turning random posts into blackout poetry

the mishapocalypse

what??? (results)

Voting ended onMar 28

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

4x ggE

): enim sseuG

Guess mine :)

[thehappysmiler]

[thehappysmiler]

favorites

[unforth]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[duckingwriting]

[duckingwriting]

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

[notemily]

I like this one

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

ggE

[ifollowgimmickblogs]

There are gimmick blogs all over my dash this is SO COOL

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

ggE

[velcrooooo]

reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

ggE

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

Hey wait a minute how did I miss you I didn't know there was another version of eggblackoutpoetry-

ggE

stsop yrteop tuokcalb ym fo lareves deggolber sah ggE ,wonk t'nod I

I don't know, Egg has reblogged several of my blackout poetry posts

[ubercharge]

i cannot believe how useless i became when tumblr was gone for a few hours. i took her for granted

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg”

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

"ggE"

[cryptotheism]

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

[mycoil]

woah thats awesome, i will try it [your couch explodes into black fire] .. haha still a beginner my bad [your tasteful side table explodes into black fire] i dont know if i can control this kind of power [your rug explodes into black fire]

[cryptotheism]

haha whee [we are throwing dark scouring flame at each other cutely] yay!!

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

ggE

[magicratfingers]

girls just wanna have fun scrambled egg sandwiches

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

ggE

[aropride]

MY WISDOM

DELETE DATING APP TODAY

GRANOLA BAR MULTIPACK

EMBRACE TRANSGENDER

STEAL FROM THE MALL

3500K LIGHT BULB LAMP

PLAY OUTSIDE WITH FRIENDS

TAKE ITEMS FROM GROUND

SIT DOWN WHEN POSSIBLE

MAKE ART EVEN IF ITS BAD

STUFFED ANIMAL

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x2]”

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

“[2x] ggE”

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Favourite element on the periodic table?

all elements are dangerous under the right conditions and i do not condone that

[astatine-offical]

haha yeah but it's gotta be me right gotta be me right right faith haha right faith right

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

you cannot sway me foul element

[astatine-offical]

:( faith i thought we were friends

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

I DONT KNOW YOU????????????

[yrteoptuokcalbgge]

sgge 3