youssef :3

ough

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[swarnpert]

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

[fairycosmos]

music songs and lyrics. its just unbelievable

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[real-language-facts]

the great wowie shift

[thwrangis]

now drop and gimme twenty damn daniels

[iamafatvagina101]

How to beat yourself with a metal pipe tutorial

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beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[the-queen-of-geese]

twin you can stop cooking now. twin. twin stop cooking. twin you’re gonna burn the house do🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[crossroadsbishounen]

[real-language-facts]

Is a pidgin a kind of bird? With feathers?

god i hope so

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

[eeveekitti]

really really like this genre of image

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[threedollarsdotcom]

Hi

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gay shit