Edgy Poser 🤘

Rocky Horror fanatic. Disco fiend, funkateer, occasional metal enjoyer. Bad at Magic: The Gathering and Tetris Grandmaster. (25 btw)

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]

[beardedmrbean]

[thesustainedworldatransverse]

@silly-signs owie

[silly-signs]

Owficial silly sign

[inthefallofasparrow]

Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[cryptotheism]

Warrior from enemy tribe: "Do not worry, we are safe. No human could throw a spear with enough force to seriously injure us at this distance."

Jeff Atlatl, about to unveil his new invention:

[grickle14]

The wild, wild West.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[nyanletnest]

[summer-fire]

[star3synth]

hi tumblr staff very cool that you changed the like icon for pride month but can we stop banning trans people and Black people instead? thanks (*ಠ_ಠ)つ

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[aboutoriginality]

[bigwoofsy]

ITS A MODEL HOLY CHRIST ITS A MODEL!!!

[mevil]