sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.
Look, he looks like heat having a really bad day so I'm not even going to score this one.
Special considerations: clearly at a real low
Final score: free pass

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sopping. out of my lane. disoriented. milk down my face.
Look, he looks like heat having a really bad day so I'm not even going to score this one.
Special considerations: clearly at a real low
Final score: free pass
As soon as I woke up i knew something terrible had happened.
This is just really disturbing to see, but let's break it down to get an idea of the full extent of the picture here.
Not his meal -2
Being held like a TERRIBLE totem -2
Meal is on his cheek, but does not reach his forehead -1
The spaghetti strains are appropriately humiliating -1
Messy little kid spaghetti mouth -1
I can see absolutely no regret in his eyes -1
The meal was not even on the floor it was on a people table implying that this was premeditated to some degree+2 i like his spunk
Old enough to know better -1
Owner was enjoying a lovely plate of spaghetti in their jammas and slippers, which i have been known to do so this feels personally hitting close to home for me now, which absolutely will be impacting the score because of bias -2
Sauce on limbs -1
Needing to be held by the gilp -1
Resisting arrest +2
Strong personally and go get em gumption +1
Has a taste for marinara now+1
Special considerations: none
This is very sad to see. He doesnt look at all like a self taught eater, and looks to have a beautiful home and VIGILANT owners. He is young, it is true, but you can tell by the admittedly limited smear of sauce that he got in there quick, likely while the owner was enjoying their meal, and took a well practiced, experienced bite with deadly precision.
I suspect that his 'sauce arms' are actually the result of needing to br wrestled AWAY from the spaghetti, which he then limely tried to grip the stolen meal unsuccessfuly, and held and be restrained by his own gilp. Very embarrassing, really.
Final score: -2/10
Chance of messy mouth rehabilitation: low.
Now that he has had a taste of the marinara I fear that eating neatly will be a lifelong battle for him and his kind owners
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My god, this is truly terrible to see.
Alright, let's see what we have here.
Not her meal -2
Food is above her eyebrows, even on forehead -1
Extremely loud screaming -1
Colour looks good on her +1
Herbivorous behaviour -1
Dragon like behaviour -1
Had to be grabbed by the gilp -1
You tell em +2
Strong personality +1
Showing no remorse -1
Final score 2/10
Chance of messy mouth rehabilitation: medium. It's hard to assess without further information, especially since this presumably not her regular food, but I hope this is not a frequent occurrence.
Special considerations: none
Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again
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Hmm very interesting to see.
Let's break this down
So, the kitty is clearly being delineated as 'Sour Cream Baby'. Let's take note of the 'Baby' allegations here. This will become important as we further analyse the animal and the implications behind its behaviour.
Essentially, what we can clearly see here IS a messy mouth kitten eating poorly; I do feel confident in my ability to conclude as much. What I would like to discuss, however, is the technicality that this may not be a kitten and rather appears to be an adult cat.
Whether the animal is an adult cat, or is still technically under one year of age and is therefore a kitten, it could be concluded that it is still old enough to know better, which does unfortunately take a few points off for me. -3
The face is open and engaging, however, so I will be adding a point for that. +1
Meal is above eyebrows, even reaching ears and nape of neck -1
Clearly has had entire head in the container -1
I like the animals eyes. +1
This doesn't seem to be a reoccurring issue for 'Sour Cream Baby'. Evidence to support this conclusion are as follows: The name 'Sour Cream Baby' denotes a singularity to this event, implying that being messy mouth kitten eating poorly is not a frequent occurrence in this household. The cat is very clean, otherwise. Note the smooth, clean fur and lack of crust. +1
Additionally, the 'Sour Cream' is clearly not the animals' meal. -2
'Sour cream' is a dairy based food intended for people, more specifically, for me when I purchase it to eat approximately once a month. It's worth mentioning that I don't support lite sour cream, because it is fundamentally changing a very high fat product that is only used a little bit at a time, anyway. I can see that this is full fat sour cream, so I will be adding four very biased points back in light of this, due to the fact that I likely would have lost more respect for this animal if it had been consuming stolen Lite Sour Cream. +4
The 'Sour Cream' is on the floor, which implies that the photographer may have placed it there, under what circumstances they may have done this- I can only speculate. -1/2, ambiguous condiment attainment.
I do often let my cat have Huffs Of That becuase he is a perfect animal who will NEVER see the likes of this blog. But pf course, he would never end up in the predicament which 'Sour Cream Baby' can be seen in here, due to his flawless nature and pristine heart.
'Sour Cream Baby' is clearly providing emotional support to OP kijoti here, so I will add a few points in recognition of his service. +2
Final score: 6.5/10
Chance of messymouth rehabilitation: Extremely high.
I may not even actually be recommending rehabilitation for 'Sour Cream Baby' due to there being significant evidence to support the conclusion that this was an isolated incident driven by a 'heat of the moment' lust for Sour cream, which as I have mentioned is deeply understandable considering that this was full fat sour cream. However, it is disappointing to see a cat who is older and should absolutely know better than to have a messy mouth. It is also unfortunate that this was photographed, as these types of situations are not to ne taken lightly and could seriously affect this animals future.
Alright let's see what we have here
Both paws in her meal -2
Asleep in her meal -3
Heart shaped spotting +2
Tummy distended, clearly full +1
I like the owners voice +1
Neat kitten in the background demonstrating drinking nicely -1
Clearly has neat siblings that she could learn from -1
Face in direct contact with her meal -1
Special considerations: none
Final score 3/10
Really quite disappointing to see. I think that she should listen and learn closely to the neat kitten in the background.
Chance of messy rehabilitation: Recovery is possible, especially since she has surrounded herself with good examples of neat kittens eating nicely. I expect that she may never be a true neat kitten, but what's important is that her efforts to recover are supported by those around her. Good luck!
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This pupy did not even eat his meal -1
Longs for comfort +1
all FOUR paws in his meal -4
The little kick of the back paw in the meal is disrespectful -2
Tail is wagging +1
Loves his owner SO SO MUCH +10
Not even eating at all -1
He is round and plump +1
I guess this messy pupy eating isn't even trying to eat, and therefore it's difficult to rate him
But also that means that is IS doing a poor job
Final score ?/10
Chance of messy rehabilitation: not enough information
His plumpness tells me he is eating, but this is not the right time for him
I would like to see more footage before I can comment
Very disturbing to see.
Let's go ahead and break this down.
Both paws in the meal -1
Whole face and head submerged in meal -3
Cannot breathe -1
Bowl is lovely and matches his colour +2
There is a large towell, indicating that this has happened before -1
His meal has given him a nefarious goatee -1
Even his ear has been dipped -1
Special considerations: "All yours" indicates that he is learning by himself, so I admire his gumption and confident attitude. Keep trying bro. +3
Final score: 2/10
I will not lie to you- this will take work for him to overcome his messy issue. But I truly believe he can do it. He seems very strong to me.
Chance of messy rehabilitation: possible
Good God it's him who inspired this blog. This has been my Steam profile pic for like 5 years.
Alright let's get started.
Haunted expression -1
His meal is above and below his mouth -1
Looks like one of those cats painted by an artist who hasn't ever seen a cat +1
Looks like a moaning ghoul -1
Scaring me -50
One paw completely submerged -1
He looks tired and stressed here (special considerations) +1
No other kittens/cats in sight, might be learning by himself (special considerations) +1
Eating messily doesn't even begin to describe what's going on here. I fear he's irredeemable but I want him to prove me wrong.
Final score: 1/10
Chance of messy rehabilitation: low
The mac and cheese haver
Not even a kitten, very sad to see
Not his meal -1
Both paws absolutely insane -2
Looks like he's wearing gumboots now +1
Needs a bib -1
Might stain -1
Will make him farty -1
Final score: 0/10
Chance of messy rehabilitation: extremely low
Glen is clearly a terrible example for young kittens learning how to eat neatly.
Hmm let's have a look
His colours match the food +1
Both paws in the food -3
His meal is smered above the mouth, even reaching his forehead -1
He is very young and clearly new to this, also it is not visible if he has other cats around him to learn, he could be a self taught eater, is home here looks hastily put together +2 (special considerations)
Looks unsure of himself, confidence is key! -1
Final score: 4/10
Chance of messy rehabilitation: high
I think we've got a natural eater here!
Medium amount of effort. Clearly learning but not bad.
Slightly villainous -1
Contained to lower face +1
Bowl is upright and contents intact +1
Ears are too large -1
Clearly thinking about his messiness +2
Good posture focused mind +1
Final score 8/10
Chance of messy rehab: high, I have very strong faith in him