Too long for twitter, too short for the blog

[smbc-comics]

This is one of those jokes where the moment I finish drawing it I realize someone has probably already done it. But then, given that this is recursive, there's at least some layer of Doom on Doom that has not yet been achieved.

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[mactiir]

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

[tacomel420]

customers the same in all universes

[mactiir]

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

[vomitdodger]

[ekjohnston]

David from Accounting had to know. He was like "this is my chance, and I am going to take it", didn't reply, and then showed up to make friends. Intergenerational friends are really important! For reasons both practical and...spiritual. David from Accounting is your gift, Anthony. Cherish him.

[causticgrip]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[smbc-comics]

Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs.

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[bowlby4]

[lifesgrandparade]

Rip

[stenka-razin]

The day the music died

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@jorality

[jorality]

We know who has all the brain cells

[arsnof]

It makes the dream work

[naamahdarling]

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

[gil-estel]

LIVE SLUG REACTION???!!

[gil-estel]

YOU'RE KIDDING ME THE SLUG IS GAY??????

[majinzelpher]

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[unitydruid]

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

[thememedaddy]

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[partlymadeofgold]

source: mooseandpeach_ on instagram! https://www.instagram.com/mooseandpeach_

[skarchomp]

Attention followers

I am Ambassador Phantom from the planet Krankor.

At this moment, I am rapidly approaching your planet in the warship which you have just seen.

I will arrive tomorrow night, at precisely eight o’clock. At that time, I will make my wishes known to you. You will obey them or die.

Have a pleasant night’s sleep, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[smbc-comics]

I find cheese really good for when I have a stomach-wants-cheese, or when my head feels a little cheese-wanty.

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