Esteemed scholar Yue Ziwen

[yue-ziwen]

Hello. I am Ziwen of the Yue Family

Go ahead and ask me questions I don't mind

[xue-pan]

Let me rephrase my previous ask. May I beat the everloving shit out of you

[yue-ziwen]

>:(

[xue-pan]

WONDERFUL THINGS HAPPENING IN THE NOTES

[yue-ziwen]

you do tend to bring that out in people don’t you?

[xue-pan]

Sir Xue Pan I must ask why Honguan's nobility has so many absolute twinks in it. Not saying there's anything bad about that I ask only out of sheer curiosity

Twink supremacy

[yue-ziwen]

If you have a problem with that you’ll have to go through me

[yue-ziwen]

My chest hurts

[ring-apprentice-albina-fascia]

🎤 does albina is gay

Yes. Very. Fascia is a wonderful partner ❤️

I am proud to be her sheath and wielder. Her thrums of life and love are rythyms I love feeling.

[yue-ziwen]

So

facsia goes inside you

Huh

[xue-pan]

OTHER XUE PAN HERE. MY JARS ARE HOMOPHOBIC. HE,LP.

WHAT. HOW. ???

HAVE YOU TRIED SHOWING THEM GAY SEX

[yue-ziwen]

Misapplication of talismans most likely

Though i do not dislike your idea, pan

[xue-pan]

We don't we try it, scholar~

[yue-ziwen]

You sly devil :)

[xue-pan]

OTHER XUE PAN HERE. MY JARS ARE HOMOPHOBIC. HE,LP.

WHAT. HOW. ???

HAVE YOU TRIED SHOWING THEM GAY SEX

[yue-ziwen]

Misapplication of talismans most likely

Though i do not dislike your idea, pan

[xue-pan]

We don't we try it, scholar~

[xue-pan]

OTHER XUE PAN HERE. MY JARS ARE HOMOPHOBIC. HE,LP.

WHAT. HOW. ???

HAVE YOU TRIED SHOWING THEM GAY SEX

[yue-ziwen]

Misapplication of talismans most likely

Though i do not dislike your idea, pan

[xue-pan]

pride

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!

you know what that means...

[yue-ziwen]

I guess it means making gay boluses or something

[xue-pan]

i kidnapped terry and his brother thru heishous and now they're in my basement with two shotguns pointed at them ready to fire (bullied two heishous into being gunmen)

i'll let them go back if you chuck yourself off the highest building in daguanyuan or say bye to your little jar monsters

times a ticking!!!

TERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XINGXING

@yue-ziwen!!!!

@jia-huan- how do I unping someone

MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS

[yue-ziwen]

On it

[xue-pan]

mayeth i haveth thy arse?

how i be talkin to @yue-ziwen when im high off opium

[yue-ziwen]

Pfffft

[xue-pan]

Hey Xue Pan can you send some jar demons to @ceaslesscrimsontears? Thanks

-@featheredrevengeance

Yeah sure that'd be funny-

wait.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU THE SHI BRAT THAT PISSED OFF A BIG BROTHER???

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED BIATCH I'LL BRING POPCORN TO YOUR FUNERAL assuming you get one

[featheredrevengeance]

Hmph. That's about what I expected from an insolent WRETCH like you.

[xue-pan]

ARE YOU SPEAKING TO A MIRROR, WRETCH?

[yue-ziwen]

get his ass

[xue-pan]

I DONT WANT HIS ASS I WANT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yue-ziwen]

It’s a figure of speech

It means I want you to beat them up

[xue-pan]

SIT ON ME

[yue-ziwen]

See you in your chambers

[xue-pan]

Hey Xue Pan can you send some jar demons to @ceaslesscrimsontears? Thanks

-@featheredrevengeance

Yeah sure that'd be funny-

wait.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU THE SHI BRAT THAT PISSED OFF A BIG BROTHER???

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED BIATCH I'LL BRING POPCORN TO YOUR FUNERAL assuming you get one

[featheredrevengeance]

Hmph. That's about what I expected from an insolent WRETCH like you.

[xue-pan]

ARE YOU SPEAKING TO A MIRROR, WRETCH?

[yue-ziwen]

get his ass

[xue-pan]

I DONT WANT HIS ASS I WANT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yue-ziwen]

It’s a figure of speech

It means I want you to beat them up

[xue-pan]

Hey Xue Pan can you send some jar demons to @ceaslesscrimsontears? Thanks

-@featheredrevengeance

Yeah sure that'd be funny-

wait.

HOLY SHIT ARE YOU THE SHI BRAT THAT PISSED OFF A BIG BROTHER???

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED BIATCH I'LL BRING POPCORN TO YOUR FUNERAL assuming you get one

[featheredrevengeance]

Hmph. That's about what I expected from an insolent WRETCH like you.

[xue-pan]

ARE YOU SPEAKING TO A MIRROR, WRETCH?

[yue-ziwen]

get his ass

[xue-pan]

*places 5 jar demons into one, massive jar*

*starts sticking random talismans onto it until it becomes a proper jar demon… with several motor function and cognitive issues*

*leaves*

TERRY YOU HAVE A BROTHER!

[yue-ziwen]

What if we put a bunch of jar demons with smaller jar demons inside inside a even bigger jar…..

[xue-pan]

Ziwen love of my life you are a genius

KAIJU JAR DEMON!!!!!

[yue-ziwen]

they call me esteemed scholar for a reason.

[xue-pan]

*places 5 jar demons into one, massive jar*

*starts sticking random talismans onto it until it becomes a proper jar demon… with several motor function and cognitive issues*

*leaves*

TERRY YOU HAVE A BROTHER!

[yue-ziwen]

What if we put a bunch of jar demons with smaller jar demons inside inside a even bigger jar…..