Kaiju

25. Bristol, UK. Film student. Space trash. Cat enthusiast.

[nyofrance-moved]

OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

[faqoloqy]

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[tkohl]

[noradol]

someone: what’s it like speaking multiple languages?

me:

[koreanmodel]

[takaoka]

Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later

[cl0wnhole]

what a dumbass

[pojkflata]

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again

[pseudofficial]

Florida Man comes through with direct action. Good job comrade.

[ah-nuuu-deactivated20170124]

When will florida man avenge harambe

[2seat]

[ulibeanzz]

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

[lizzy-stardust-deactivated20160]

I like my whisky like I like my men.

Twice my age and from Scotland.

[gap-var-ginnunga]

smoky, full-bodied and leaves you gasping a little.

[varyingdegreesofawesome]

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

[bravemercutio]

nowhere near my genitals

[hashtagloveloses]

Im tearing up a lil bit

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

im a huge fan of space; both outer and personal

[yuekaiju]

me: everyone got a bad grade on that

parent: we're not talking about everyone, we're talking about you

me: this is bourgeois individualism in its most dangerous form

[luminouscunt]

[maisonderriere]

[rubyvroom]

this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed